Late for Work - Should I Rush or Play it Safe?

[The Smoking Man]

I don't know about the mustouche, we have to make sure we don't violate any copyright or trademark laws. But we'll go as far as we can.

Goat milk of course.

 

[Smurf]

"Kalashnikov - Think outside the bomb"
"If life were like that... you wouldn't need a RPG-7 AT infantry gun"
"The bigger blower-upper"
"It's what your right arm's for" (any application really - no modification necessary)
"Please bomb responsibly" (oh how much fun could you have with that one!)
"Semtex gives you wings"

and my personal favorite:
"Bombers Wanted"

 

[The Smoking Man]

plastique
When words
just aren't enough​

Nike
Shoe Bombs
Just blew it.​

 

[The Smoking Man]

wwjd
What Would Jihad Do?​

 

[Smurf]

wwjd
What Would Jihad Do?​

That's a best seller if ever I seen one.

 

[Tarheel]

2 that have stuck with me.

*When push comes to shove... I'd rather have an AK-47 to shove with*

*Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life!*

 

[The Smoking Man]

Amerika
Tanks for the memories.​

 

[The Smoking Man]

Coalition of the Willing
If you're not with us, you're an electrician​

 

[The Smoking Man]

Coalition of the Willing
If you're with us, you're friendly fire ​

 

[The Smoking Man]

Daisy Cutters
For Weddings/Barbeques​

 

[Pengwuino]

Coalition of the Willing
If you're not with us, you're an electrician​

I hate hwen i don't understand these things :|

 

[The Smoking Man]

and my personal favorite:
"Bombers Wanted"

The line forms over there ... and there ... and there ...

Or

People with CV need not apply

 

[Smurf]

Iraqi Jihad
Be all you can be​

 

[The Smoking Man]

Tourism Canada
not just for target paractice any more​

 

[Smurf]

"I'm Canadian. Honest."​

 

[The Smoking Man]

WMD
I hear you're looking for me?​

 

[The Smoking Man]

WMD
Pull my finger​

 

[Smurf]

Tailor of Death
Because you're worth it!​

 

[The Smoking Man]

Suicide Bomber Hits
Alla me, Why not take Alla me?
Alla Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth
Do You Know The Way To San Jose
Georgia On My Mined​

 

[The Smoking Man]

Rodney Danger Laden
When my wife sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house​

 

[Smurf]

War on Terror
​

Eat. Laugh. Share.​

 

[Smurf]

Struggle Against Extremism​

Enjoy​

 

[The Smoking Man]

Thank you Judy Garland

"Clang, clang, clang," went the trolley,
"Ding, ding, ding," went the bell.
"Zing, zing, zing," went my heart-strings,
For the moment I saw him I fell.

"Chug, chug, chug," went the motor,
"Bump, bump, bump," went the brake,
"Thump, thump, thump," went my heart strings,
"Boom, boom, boom" went his vest.

 

[mapper]

this thread got weird fast.

ps, i ended up being late. Didnt risk it.

 

[vanesch]

Your Bomb or your Brain​

 

[Art]

this thread got weird fast.

ps, i ended up being late. Didnt risk it.

I hope you weren't moving suspiciously slowly. Some SO19 terminator might have suspected it was the weight of your hidden bomb slowing you down.

And we all know what happens when one of those guys gets the faintest inkling of a suspicion.

 

[mapper]

All your bomb
r belong to us​

 

[Mercator]

I wonder how this all started. I have been looking for the first suicide bomber ever, but I can't find a trace of him.

 

[hypatia]

this may give you some info on the history of suicide bombers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bombers#History

 

[Mental Gridlock]

Sorry if this is too late...

"If you can read this then I haven't detonated yet."

"Support your local terrorists, use public trasportation"

Bumper sticker : (not t-shirt) :

"This car goes from 0 to violent explosion in 4.2 seconds."