Paper Cut Soreness: Envelopes Need Warning Signs

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Discussion Overview

The discussion revolves around the unexpected pain caused by paper cuts from licking envelopes, with participants sharing personal experiences and humorous suggestions for avoiding such injuries. The conversation touches on the broader implications of hygiene and safety regarding envelopes and paper products.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Debate/contested

Main Points Raised

  • One participant recounts a painful experience of cutting their tongue while licking an envelope and suggests that envelopes should carry warning signs.
  • Another participant humorously proposes that tongues should also have warnings about sharp objects.
  • Some participants expand the discussion to include the potential dangers of licking envelopes in general, referencing concerns about hygiene and contamination from paper mills.
  • One participant shares a personal anecdote about their experiences with old paper machines and expresses a preference for licking paper over certain food products due to concerns about permissible contamination levels.
  • Several participants suggest alternative methods for sealing envelopes, such as using a damp sponge or opting for postcards instead.
  • One participant reflects on the irony of minor injuries being more memorable than serious accidents they have experienced, emphasizing the unexpected nature of such small injuries.
  • A later reply offers a remedy for tongue soreness, recommending warm salt water as a soothing solution.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share a common understanding of the discomfort caused by paper cuts and express agreement on the need for caution when licking envelopes. However, there are varying opinions on the hygiene of envelopes and the extent of risks associated with them, leaving the discussion somewhat unresolved.

Contextual Notes

Participants reference anecdotal experiences and personal beliefs about hygiene without providing empirical evidence, leading to a range of assumptions about the safety of licking envelopes and the conditions in paper mills.

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Doing the staff christmas cards ,and i just paper cut my tongue licking an envelope,
and it feels realy, realy, sore.
envelopes should have warning signs on.
 
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wolram said:
envelopes should have warning signs on.
Or tongues - Do not use this organ near sharp objects?
 
That also applies to every other part of your body!
 
Oh geez, that has to hurt.
Try a damp sponge next time,or even better yet, post cards! I quit licking envelopes after someone sent me a horrid e-mail about rat droppings and cockroach eggs in paper mills. While I'm sure its not true, I still can't get myself to lick them.
And if I did cut myself on one, I'd be soaking my tongue in pure grain spirits.
 
hypatia said:
Oh geez, that has to hurt.
Try a damp sponge next time,or even better yet, post cards! I quit licking envelopes after someone sent me a horrid e-mail about rat droppings and cockroach eggs in paper mills. While I'm sure its not true, I still can't get myself to lick them.
And if I did cut myself on one, I'd be soaking my tongue in pure grain spirits.
I have crawled around under old paper machines (stone foundations, near rivers, etc) to provide technical services to them, and though there were rats, etc, I'd rather lick the paper produced by those machines than eat the food that comes off some food-production lines. Once you know about the "permissible" levels of excreta, insect parts, etc allowed in foods, you'll lose your fear of licking envelopes. Hint: do not even think about researching the stuff allowed in foods containing dates unless you're a confirmed insectivore.
 
turbo-1 said:
I have crawled around under old paper machines (stone foundations, near rivers, etc) to provide technical services to them, and though there were rats, etc, I'd rather lick the paper produced by those machines than eat the food that comes off some food-production lines. Once you know about the "permissible" levels of excreta, insect parts, etc allowed in foods, you'll lose your fear of licking envelopes. Hint: do not even think about researching the stuff allowed in foods containing dates unless you're a confirmed insectivore.

Very true, i will never use packet soup, although it is not the insect parts that worry me so much, it is remembering the smell of the factory, and repairing machines that had a 2 inch thick layer of the stuff that had set like concrete.

My tongue is still sore, i stuck it in vinegar for a minute or two to disinfect it, that was bad.
 
hypatia said:
Oh geez, that has to hurt.
Try a damp sponge next time,or even better yet, post cards! I quit licking envelopes after someone sent me a horrid e-mail about rat droppings and cockroach eggs in paper mills. While I'm sure its not true, I still can't get myself to lick them.
And if I did cut myself on one, I'd be soaking my tongue in pure grain spirits.

It is these little things that hurt most, i mean i have had three fatal electric shocks, several near fatal road accidents, and the thing i remember most was kneeling on a piece of broken glass.
 
wolram said:
It is these little things that hurt most, i mean i have had three fatal electric shocks, several near fatal road accidents, and the thing i remember most was kneeling on a piece of broken glass.

I hate when that happens. Nice to see that you made it through another birthday without a major mishap. Um, well, sort of.

A swill of warm salt water usually helps the tongue thing. The voice of experience.
 

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