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Mr. Robin Parsons
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No I can't duel all of you at once, but since I own all the duelling devices, well, things just changed!
Riddle: What is Between 2 Ears and Requires Intelligence?
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The discussion revolves around a riddle: "What is between 2 ears, has no mass and occupies no space but requires intelligence?" Participants humorously explore various interpretations, suggesting answers like thoughts, ideas, and conversations. The conversation quickly devolves into playful banter and absurdity, with participants joking about ownership of matter and taxes on thoughts, leading to a mock battle over control of various imaginary resources. The tone remains light-hearted and comedic, with frequent references to ownership, taxes, and nonsensical challenges, creating a chaotic yet entertaining exchange.
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jimmy p
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...to kill use the hand that gives you power as your own murder weapon...a bit longer than the other famous saying. However you OWN the weapons but you don't control them so to you!
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Evo
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ROTFL! I just got that...bazooka...bubblegum. Oh man, I need sleep...
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Ya but it's a really BIG can...
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Tsu
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Own all the duelling devices you want!
WE'VE GOT THE POWER! C'MON TROOPS!
(*tankity-tank, tankity-tank, tankity-tank...*)
WE'VE GOT THE POWER! C'MON TROOPS!
(*tankity-tank, tankity-tank, tankity-tank...*)
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Tsu
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But it's full of BUBBLEGUM! HOW EFFECTIVE CAN THAT BE?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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*inserts Bubblegum into tank tracks...hears sound of tanks grinding to a halt, goes home to celebrate Victory*
(anyone else want to come along?)
(anyone else want to come along?)
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Monique
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http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/783.gif you are ingenious..
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jimmy p
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thats only a minor inconvience while you celebrate victory in your home, we have taken the liberty of calling in artilley to bombard your position.
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Tsu
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*Bubblegum freezes in tank tracks and become EXCELLENT traction device. Tankity-tank, tankity-tank, tankity-tank*
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Jimmy P! PHONE! it's for you! it's your artillary commander, he needs money to pay me for the Shells!
**Slides in, places Bubblegum wrapper onto bubblegum thereby loosening the tracks to the point where they fall right off completely**...(and buddy if you have ever tried to fix the tracks on a bulldozer (I have, sorta) they's really heavy...want to rent a crane from me?? cheep! cheep!)
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jimmy p
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...as a skilled plasma worker (being the lord of plasma that i am) these missiles are made entirely of plasma which i had already paid material tax on earlier...sorry Robin, u got to die.
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Oh my God...Ooops isn't that me in this script, Yeah it is! So, Jimmy P you paid the materail tax with currency, that is material and has a tax upon it, also you haven't paid the taxes on the use of MY Materials, used to generate these so called (and soon to be retitled) "Plasmas" (...probably to something more "material" sounding, so's I can re-tax the tax on it...) so the taxation tableau indicates a category 17 slash J title 57 Part 2 sect 12 subsections (i) II(i) and (i)I(I)i(i) persuant to all titularites, exhumed in my name, as being soley and totally! in the complete and absolute conTrol of only no one else but ME![/size]
Catch that one BUD?
(Better yet catch this
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Tsu
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Tankity-tank, tankity-tank, tankity-tank...
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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BOOM![/color][/size]
**Sight of smoke rising...and silence!** Are you alright Jimmy P? Hopes I didn't get you, while I adjusted that shape of formation of MY Matter...better start running though, cause here comes...
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Tsu
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(cool. he missed)
Tankity-tank, tankity-tank, tankity-tank...
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Hurkyl
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Sigh, am I the only one with an orbital laser of doom? 
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Cool my matter...**usurps Hurkyl's laser, fires at the remnants of jimmies tank**... (Insert sound of melting/flowing metal) Jimmy...Get out! or, well, I will not be held responcible if you, inadvertantly(?), commit suicide by your stubborn un-willingness to cede to me...P.S. Jimmy P your "Breathing Tax" payment isn't here yet, neither is your "Fecal Deposition Tax", (a tax on all of you, for 'poohing') so you need to stop doing both of those functions...Originally posted by Hurkyl
Sigh, am I the only one with an orbital laser of doom?
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Hurkyl
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Wee, and they said I was being superfluous when I was building nonfunctional decoy orbital lasers of doom!
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jimmy p
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just cos u own the matter and we are taxed for it doesn't mean we can't steal it? what u think we are honest citizens? Hell no! I refuse to pay all these taxes...next you will have MONEY tax cos you own all the money...how can we pay you for something you already own with what you already own? ARGH *lurks back in his plasma field*...you haven't heard the last of me Robin.
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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You mean you have been making sound, using my matter again, why you little thief, Ooops BIG thief, Ooooooops big TAX thief, wait, hey! E = mc2 PROVES that all matter is actually energy, hence I must own all energy as well as it is inherant in (sorry left blank, just like what you need to know is being kept blank...for now) so it is perfectly clear that I own everything![/size]
Jimmmmmmyeeeeeeeeeee! come hither!...property of mine...
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jimmy p
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while all matter is energy, you are only master of it when it is matter, and not energy so . Anyway, i will stake a claim on any type of Wave as they have no mass. and i will charge you for everytime one of my waves provides energy to your matter...i think u better turn the sun off Robin
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Ah not so, as what I didn't include (as explanation) proves I am right, and you have nothing, I'd tell you to run, but that would just cost you more...Hee hee!
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jimmy p
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... confused. Ok i own everything theoretical.
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Jimmy P when are you ever going to learn, now you own me for the thinking tax, and the thought formation tax, and theorizing tax which is retro-actively taxable, and has a surtax, upon the tax, that is taxable, as seviceing of the tax scheme, pusuant to the section 48 stroke G parts (all) and (allagain) furthered by the laws of "Everything and Everyone! (The EE laws...ya, I wrote 'em!)
WOW are you ever in deep and getting DEEPER...
Oh Ya, Ad infinitum!
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jimmy p
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since when was there thinking tax? anyway, I am not thinking bout theoretical things, i just own em...however, a lil business deal, every time someone thinks something, they pay me for the theory and you for the thinking tax, split 50:50?? lol
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Since you are in NO position to bargain, I'll still be benevolent, offer you a better deal, 100 % for me, and I'll think about letting you live...at least for a little bit more as yo seem to be a rather persistent person, I like that trait, in the right circumstances...
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jimmy p
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how bout i get 5%? that way i can pay your taxes at least.
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Cause I already have a tax on that...your just getting yourself permenantly into indebtedness to ME!
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jimmy p
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You have a tax on what? the taxes i owe you? isn't everyone but you stuck in this boat as well? However, I am still getting 5% for theory tax paid to me...of which you can have ur stinkin 20% tax of, i don't mind earning 4 pennies per thought. (if we charged £1 tax per thought)