Science Humor: A Wide Selection

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The discussion centers around a variety of science-related humor, showcasing anecdotes, jokes, and humorous theories. A notable story involves a NASA team during the Apollo mission who encountered a Navajo sheep herder, leading to a humorous mistranslation of a message intended for the moon. Another highlight is Chuck Yeager's playful exaggeration about a design flaw in the Bell X-1 aircraft, which he humorously attributed to complex aerodynamics rather than a simple cable routing issue. The thread also features the "Dark Sucker Theory," humorously positing that light bulbs "suck dark" instead of emitting light, and a fictitious element called "administratium," which humorously critiques bureaucracy in science. Various jokes illustrate the intersection of humor and science, such as the classic question about the nature of hell, which leads to a clever thermodynamic analysis. Overall, the content blends clever scientific concepts with humor, appealing to those with an interest in both science and comedy.
  • #661
Today I heard a radio news report about a local basketball team. The announcer stumbled a bit and said, "the men's, uh, basketball team". But he was talking so fast that what I heard was "the Mensa basketball team". I immediately thought that they must not win many games... but I'll bet they do a great post-game analysis of their losses.
 
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  • #662
If the Mensa basketball team score less than 147 points, do they have to resign?
 
  • #663
AlephZero said:
If the Mensa basketball team score less than 147 points, do they have to resign?

147 sounds more like a snooker result.
 
  • #664
Sephiroth 1976 said:
it's quite funny ^_^

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╘╛  ╘╛  ╚─╛╘╰═╯╘╛╘╜╚─═╛

What's that? I can't read it
 
  • #665
With some fixes:
Code:
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Looks like "Friend"
 
  • #666
mfb said:
With some fixes:
Code:
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│╒─╛ │╒╗ │  ╚─╛  │╓═╯ │╔╕│  ╔─╝ │
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│╔─╛ ││    │ │  │╭═╛ ││││  │  │
╘╛  ╘╛     ╚─╛  ╘-═╯ ╘╛╘╜  ╚--─═
Looks like "Friend"

Thanks alot:smile:
It was drving me crazy because I looked at it from different angels, yet I wasn't able to read it!:redface:
 
  • #667
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  • #669
lol...
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  • #670
Schrodinger's cat enters a bar and doesn't.
 
  • #671
hehe
 

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  • #672
The person that gave this to me included an explanation, denying me the chance to figure it out myself, unfortunately. For this crowd...

A mathematician finishes a large meal and says:

√(-1/64)
 
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  • #673
The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

(Could also be a logician, I suppose)
 
  • #674
L4xord said:
lol...
physics02.gif

Is this for really?
 
  • #675
dkotschessaa said:
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

He should have come home with 13 loaves of bread.
 
  • #676
Question: Which of the following is most different from the others?

(A) a P.H.D in Mathematical Biology
(B) a P.H.D in Theoretical Mathematics
(C) a P.H.D in Statistics
(D) a large pepperoni pizza

Answer: (B). The other three can all feed a family of of four.
 
  • #677
AmazingLight said:
Question: Which of the following is most different from the others?

(A) a P.H.D in Mathematical Biology
(B) a P.H.D in Theoretical Mathematics
(C) a P.H.D in Statistics
(D) a large pepperoni pizza

Answer: (B). The other three can all feed a family of of four.

Not sure if a PhD in mathematical biology is that much better...
 
  • #678
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  • #679
Adoniram said:
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How am I not subscribed to this thread?
 
  • #680
OmCheeto said:
How am I not subscribed to this thread?

You are now.
 
  • #681
George Takei posted this picture. Thought you might enjoy it!

George Takei posted this picture. Thought you might enjoy it!
 

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  • #682
This is kind of a bad pun, but I didn't see it in the thread:

What's nutritious and commutes? An Abelian soup.

Ha-ha-Ha-ha!
 
  • #683
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Dave
 

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  • #684
No comment. :rolleyes:
 
  • #685
Borg said:
No comment. :rolleyes:

haha :)
 
  • #686
davenn said:
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Dave

Cute. Just finished electronics 3310 at UNT last spring too :)
 
  • #688
haha nice one Greg :smile:

guess this guy didn't pay much attention in his physics classes...

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cheers
Dave
 

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  • #689
I've decided that there are holes in the theory of how semiconductors work.
 
  • #690
OmCheeto said:
I've decided that there are holes in the theory of how semiconductors work.

hahaha nice one Om :)
Im seriously considering quoting you and that in my sig, :-p

and one for today ...

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cheers
Dave
 

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