Science Humor: A Wide Selection

[Ivan Seeking]

Today I heard a radio news report about a local basketball team. The announcer stumbled a bit and said, "the men's, uh, basketball team". But he was talking so fast that what I heard was "the Mensa basketball team". I immediately thought that they must not win many games... but I'll bet they do a great post-game analysis of their losses.

 

[AlephZero]

If the Mensa basketball team score less than 147 points, do they have to resign?

 

[Borek]

If the Mensa basketball team score less than 147 points, do they have to resign?

147 sounds more like a snooker result.

 

[Lisa!]

it's quite funny ^_^

╔──╗╔═─╕╔─╗╭─═╮╔═─╗　　╒╗
│╒─╛｜╒╗｜╚─╛│╓═╯｜╔╕｜╔─╝｜
｜╚─╗│｜╘╜╔─╗｜╚─╗│｜││｜＋　│
｜╔─╛｜｜　　│　││╭═╛｜│｜｜│　　｜
╘╛　　╘╛　　╚─╛╘╰═╯╘╛╘╜╚─═╛

What's that? I can't read it

 

[mfb]

With some fixes:

╔──╗ ╔═-─╕  ╔─╗  ╭─═╮ ╔═─╗　　 ╒╗
│╒─╛ │╒╗ │  ╚─╛  │╓═╯ │╔╕│  ╔─╝ │
│╚─╗ ││╘-╜  ╔─╗  │╚─╗ ││││  │＋  │
│╔─╛ ││　   │　│  │╭═╛ ││││  │　　│
╘╛　　╘╛     ╚─╛  ╘-═╯ ╘╛╘╜  ╚--─═

Looks like "Friend"

 

[Lisa!]

With some fixes:

╔──╗ ╔═-─╕  ╔─╗  ╭─═╮ ╔═─╗　　 ╒╗
│╒─╛ │╒╗ │  ╚─╛  │╓═╯ │╔╕│  ╔─╝ │
│╚─╗ ││╘-╜  ╔─╗  │╚─╗ ││││  │＋  │
│╔─╛ ││　   │　│  │╭═╛ ││││  │　　│
╘╛　　╘╛     ╚─╛  ╘-═╯ ╘╛╘╜  ╚--─═

Looks like "Friend"

Thanks a lot
It was drving me crazy because I looked at it from different angels, yet I wasn't able to read it!

 

[surajt88]

http://cdn.omg-facts.com/2012/10/5/a6a7f3cf3ec30415b80e09209d97fc96.jpg

 

[jtbell]

 

[L4xord]

lol...

 

[gunslinger]

Schrödinger's cat enters a bar and doesn't.

 

[dkotschessaa]

hehe

 

[dkotschessaa]

The person that gave this to me included an explanation, denying me the chance to figure it out myself, unfortunately. For this crowd...

A mathematician finishes a large meal and says:

√(-1/64)

 

[dkotschessaa]

The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

(Could also be a logician, I suppose)

 

[Bandarigoda]

lol...

Is this for really?

 

[jtbell]

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

He should have come home with 13 loaves of bread.

 

[AmazingLight]

Question: Which of the following is most different from the others?

(A) a P.H.D in Mathematical Biology
(B) a P.H.D in Theoretical Mathematics
(C) a P.H.D in Statistics
(D) a large pepperoni pizza

Answer: (B). The other three can all feed a family of of four.

 

[micromass]

Question: Which of the following is most different from the others?

(A) a P.H.D in Mathematical Biology
(B) a P.H.D in Theoretical Mathematics
(C) a P.H.D in Statistics
(D) a large pepperoni pizza

Answer: (B). The other three can all feed a family of of four.

Not sure if a PhD in mathematical biology is that much better...

 

[Adoniram]

 

[OmCheeto]

How am I not subscribed to this thread?

 

[dkotschessaa]

How am I not subscribed to this thread?

You are now.

 

[sgrondahl]

George Takei posted this picture. Thought you might enjoy it!

George Takei posted this picture. Thought you might enjoy it!

 

[DeIdeal]

This is kind of a bad pun, but I didn't see it in the thread:

What's nutritious and commutes? An Abelian soup.

Ha-ha-Ha-ha!

 

[davenn]

Dave

 

[Borg]

No comment.

 

[davenn]

No comment.

haha :)

 

[Adoniram]

Dave

Cute. Just finished electronics 3310 at UNT last spring too :)

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

 

[davenn]

haha nice one Greg

guess this guy didn't pay much attention in his physics classes...

cheers
Dave

 

[OmCheeto]

I've decided that there are holes in the theory of how semiconductors work.

 

[davenn]

I've decided that there are holes in the theory of how semiconductors work.

hahaha nice one Om :)
Im seriously considering quoting you and that in my sig,

and one for today ...

cheers
Dave