Science Humor: A Wide Selection

[rama]

There are 10 sorts of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

i like this one

 

[drizzle]

Lol adj.

 

[PhysicoRaj]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1385297_751119818260786_1650933862_n.jpg

Adj, the genius left out the horizontal division bar!

 

[adjacent]

Adj, the genius left out the horizontal division bar!

 

[Gerdo23]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1385297_751119818260786_1650933862_n.jpg

 

[member 428835]

a student says to the professor: "i am wanting to do better in your class, and i have immaculate study consistency all term, yet I'm still doing poorly."

professor responds: "studying consistently is like a proof by induction; you need the right base case."

 

[dkotschessaa]

Q. How many Walter Rudins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. The punchline to this joke is so similar to other jokes that we omit the details.

 

[lisab]

Q. How many Walter Rudins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. The punchline to this joke is so similar to other jokes that we omit the details.

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
The derivation of the punchline to this joke is left as an exercise for the reader.

 

[Enigman]

http://www.turbosloth.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2013-08-07-The-Biology-Professor.png

 

[Enigman]

 

[Enigman]

Spoiler

H_2 O_2

 

[dkotschessaa]

a student says to the professor: "i am wanting to do better in your class, and i have immaculate study consistency all term, yet I'm still doing poorly."

professor responds: "studying consistently is like a proof by induction; you need the right base case."

Doesn't really strike me as a joke, but profoundly true!

 

[Borek]

First Atomic Clock Wristwatch.

 

[mfb]

Well, it is possible...

 

[Enigman]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3324#comic

 

[PhysicoRaj]

First Atomic Clock Wristwatch.

Its a 'Handwatch'. Soon the person will get fed up and it'll turn into a 'Shoulderwatch'.

 

[adjacent]

Its a 'Handwatch'. Soon the person will get fed up and it'll turn into a 'Shoulderwatch'.

Then it will turn into a wall clock.

 

[PhysicoRaj]

 

[Enigman]

 

[Enigman]

 

[Psinter]

Then it will turn into a wall clock.

Then into a tower clock.

 

[Enigman]

 

[Enigman]

http://crispian-jago.blogspot.in/2010/05/skeptic-trumps-cards-001-040.html

 

[collinsmark]

'Pretty good Cyanide and Happiness today.

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/same.png

[Link: http://explosm.net/comics/3557/]

 

[Psinter]

 

[dkotschessaa]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1381715_835721749782171_7512280124590361672_n.jpg

 

[collinsmark]

metallic sodium?

 

[lisab]

metallic sodium?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

 

[collinsmark]

Got it. Thanks.

 

[adjacent]

What does it have to do with Batman?