An example of minimalism that is also minimally consistent with standard ideas would be something which is just standard model up to a quantum gravity scale, where it then becomes string theory - either the superstring, in which case it's a type of supersplit supersymmetry, or a nonsupersymmetric string, perhaps like a Hellerman-Swanson cosmological solution. (For the opposite, "non-minimal", "neo-baroque" scenario, see the end of this comment.)
I'm mentioning this possibility mostly so we can see what's wrong with it. But first, what might one hope to be its features? A version of the Shaposhnikov-Wetterich mechanism might set the mass of the Higgs. It might specifically be the dilaton which first comes into play at the quantum gravity scale, causing a deviation from the pure SM beta functions, as in 't Hooft's notion of local conformal symmetry constraining the SM couplings. The Yukawas would come from the moduli or from corresponding attributes of a non-geometric phase.
What are the problems for this daydream manifesto? On the empirical side: evidence of gauge unification, neutrino masses, the dark sector and the CMB data need to be accounted for. On the theoretical side: there are probably technical problems in getting believable yukawas just from the moduli.
If we assume supersymmetry (but only at the string scale, so it doesn't interfere with the SW mechanism), then we will have gravitinos, perhaps those could be the dark matter? Given the susy-breaking scale, the mass is probably wrong, both for the early universe and for the present-day properties of dark matter. Perhaps susy can break in some unusual way, so that the usual relation between the gravitino mass and the susy scale doesn't apply.
This is a general issue in contemplating this class of possibilities: one wishes to use the conventional wisdom about how strings, susy-breaking, etc, work, in order to constrain and guide one's thinking; but one also wishes to be aware that theory itself may work differently than we have imagined. The only course of action seems to be to develop the scenario while simultaneously listing all the reasons why it shouldn't work.
Regarding gauge unification, there are definitely string models in which unification is deferred or blocked in some way. One can imagine pushing that up to the string scale, along with supersymmetry, again so as to give the SW mechanism a chance to work.
For neutrino masses and dark energy, I don't have any concrete "proposal", though I note that Hellerman-Swanson cosmology has quintessence, and perhaps neutrino masses could come from something like Tom Banks's cosmological supersymmetry breaking - virtual effects involving gravitinos at the cosmological horizon.
edit: The "neo-baroque" antithesis to this line of thought would involve looking for ways to meaningfully preserve something of the SW mechanism and calculation, while nonetheless having lots of new physics. For example, I'd like to know how far one can go towards making the SW mechanism consistent with the recent recovery of a Higgs mass in the right range within the G2-MSSM. My guess is, not far, but I couldn't say what the specific barriers to this theoretical consummation might be.