Snacks and surprises (without the surprises)

[Ivan Seeking]

Hey! I saw something just like this at Sea World!
Did everyone clap when they were done eating fish?

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[motai]

That's why you're so bloody brilliant, Motai, old chap!


[oops! sorry, I forgot you're not British - again.]

If I were British then I would have probably added tea and biscuits to that list .

Gawd Blimey, them crusty dragons somehow ended up in me nosh! Crikey! That definitely throws the spanner in the works. The wonky, headcased duff was absobloodylootely gormless and a bunch of sixes and sevens. He'd better gimme another crumpling bugger all, else id be cheesed off.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Gawd Blimey, them crusty dragons somehow ended up in me nosh! Crikey! That definitely throws the spanner in the works. The wonky, headcased duff was absobloodylootely gormless and a bunch of sixes and sevens. He'd better gimme another crumpling bugger all, else id be cheesed off.

WOW! Impressive!
Jimmy P, can you translate that?

 

[Janitor]

Any brand of BBQ-flavored potato chips, washed down with fully-sugared Coca Cola. Hard to beat, folks.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Hey! I saw something just like this at Sea World!
Did everyone clap when they were done eating fish?

Daddy, I want to feed the Dutch people! Can I, Daddy? Pleeeeeeease...?

 

[jimmy p]

If I were British then I would have probably added tea and biscuits to that list

Don't forget the scones and clotted cream!

Gawd Blimey, them crusty dragons somehow ended up in me nosh! Crikey!

Oh, dear something (eg.a fly) has landed in my food. Dang.

That definitely throws the spanner in the works.

That's screwed that plan up/that has ruined that.

The wonky, headcased duff was absobloodylootely gormless and a bunch of sixes and sevens.

That guy is crazy

He'd better gimme another crumpling bugger all, else id be cheesed off.

I better get some more food (eg. a crumpet) or I will be very annoyed.

Speaks for itself.

 

[Math Is Hard]

That's awesome, Jimmy! You should work for the UN!

 

[motai]

Oh, dear something (eg.a fly) has landed in my food. Dang.

Interesting. According to the online British slang dictionary I used, a "crusty dragon" registered as a booger.

That's screwed that plan up/that has ruined that.

I guess I screwed up there.

That guy is crazy

bluntly put. The original is slightly too long, no?

 

[jimmy p]

Oooh that's a new one, I didnt know crusty dragon was a booger. I would have just said a piece of snot.

Thanx Math is Hard, maybe I can improve communication that way!

 

[baffledMatt]

Interesting. According to the online British slang dictionary I used, a "crusty dragon" registered as a booger.

I think that's the only one I didn't know

But of course, us southerners have a much more sophisticated vocabulary, tentatively venturing to use sesquipedalian colloquialism whenever in the propinquity of educated discourse.

If you catch my drift.

Matt

 

[Math Is Hard]

Matt, does that make you a "posh git", then?

 

[jimmy p]

I think that's the only one I didn't know

But of course, us southerners have a much more sophisticated vocabulary, tentatively venturing to use sesquipedalian colloquialism whenever in the propinquity of educated discourse.

If you catch my drift.

Matt

quite dear fellow, quite. How Southern are you?

 

[baffledMatt]

Matt, does that make you a "posh git", then?

What an absurd suggestion. Educated man, educated!

jimmy_p: Born in Essex (I am not proud of my heritage), raised near Cambridge and University in London - Kensington you know. I think that would put me safely in the 'soft southerner' category.

Matt

 

[jimmy p]

What an absurd suggestion. Educated man, educated!

jimmy_p: Born in Essex (I am not proud of my heritage), raised near Cambridge and University in London - Kensington you know. I think that would put me safely in the 'soft southerner' category.

Matt

Oh, rather. Top hole to that one old bean. My humble abode is set up in a very soft and Southern most area of good old Blighty. Southampton doncha know!

 

[baffledMatt]

Southampton eh? A splendid part of the world if you don't mind my saying so. I have a veritably sound aquaintance who originates from a vicinity not far from there and I must confess that they are most agreeable.

Matt

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Daddy, I want to feed the Dutch people! Can I, Daddy? Pleeeeeeease...?

Can't you read the sign? It says DO NOT FEED...



We love you Monique. :shy:

 

[Monique]

We love you Monique. :shy:

awwh!

If we ever have a get together, raw salted herring and double salted liquorice for EVERYONE!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

If we ever have a get together, raw salted herring and double salted liquorice for EVERYONE!

Uh, well, as long as it doesn’t taste like fish!

I'm not sure about the night of Ouzo and Greek dancing any time soon. Our nephew - -Tsu's sister's kid - was just stationed in Honolulu [military] and Tsu has been scrutinizing our Air Miles account with a magnifying glass ever since. So far, it looks like they will drop her off somewhere about 500 miles short of Hawaii!

 

[Math Is Hard]

So far, it looks like they will drop her off somewhere about 500 miles short of Hawaii!

I bet she's planning to water-ski the rest of the way.