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I got some work done. That much closer 
You can't keep me taped down!Math Is Hard said:Oh, good heavens! I thought we taped that thing down!

Math Is Hard said:note to self: shave subject before taping him down next time. becomes very cranky when tape is removed.
ZapperZ said:Would you like to borrow my handcuffs and leather straps, MIH?
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EE-yow! I'm guessing those didn't come from the Disney store!ZapperZ said:Would you like to borrow my handcuffs and leather straps, MIH?
Both of our cats are trained to stay off all counters and tables whenever a human is in the room. Actually, if there's almost never anything interesting left on the tables or counters, I think the cats might almost never get up there. And if one them does get up there once in a while, I'm pretty sure it's only so they can keep a better eye on the other one, just to make sure the other cat isn't doing something it's not supposed to.Moonbear said:But, she's definitely smart. I only had to tell her "No" twice before she learned what it meant, and she hasn't attempted any more jumps onto the coffee table (I want her to learn that tables and kitchen counters are off limits, but she's allowed on couches and beds...I think I'm just going to make all things with hard surfaces off limits though, so it will seem somewhat consistent to her what she can and can't jump on, so bathroom counters and desks will be off-limits too, even though I don't care so much about that.)
Really! There is only one way to give a cat a proper bath, and I have a sensitive gag-reflex that prevents me from being a proper cat-parent.Math Is Hard said:Pleh! How long did it take to get the fur off your tongue?
Well I'm pretty much bald now! Thank you very much.Math Is Hard said:note to self: shave subject before taping him down next time. becomes very cranky when tape is removed.