Les Sleeth
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dextercioby said:Dolly and her sisters??![]()
Why not eat genetically modified meat??As long as it was alive at some point...
There is a HUGE gap between sheep ranchers ideas about reproducing sheep and the technology capable of a sheep clone. It will never work until the ranchers are brought up to speed. A recent example of this problem was reported in Scotland's Farm Times. An excerpt from the article read:
“After reading an article in Farm Times about advances in breeding techniques, rancher John MacDuff recently decided to go ‘high-tech’ by using artificial insemination to improve the quality of his sheep stock. MacDuff didn’t understand the meaning of ‘artificial insemination,’ and so called his long-time mentor George Maxwell for advice. Maxwell, not wanting to appear ignorant, said artificial insemination must mean MacDuff had to do it himself.
MacDuff was confused about one thing though, and asked Maxwell, “But how will I know if the lovelies have been impregnated?”
Still wanting to seem authoritative, Maxwell said, “Well laddie, within 30 minutes after you are done, if them sheep lie doon on their backs, legs straight up in the air, you know they been fertilized.”
Trusting his mentor, MacDuff gathered up his six most prized ewes the following morning, loaded them into the back of his truck, took them to a nearby woods so nobody would see him, and proceeded to have sex with each of them. He then returned his ewes to their pen on the ranch to watch. Thirty minutes went by, then sixty, and then two hours . . . and all the ewes were standing, looking at MacDuff curiously. MacDuff called Maxwell who informed him it must not have ‘taken,’ and that MacDuff would have to do it until it did.
MacDuff again loaded the sheep into the truck, took them to the woods, and had intercourse with each. Back at the ranch, same results . . . no sheep on their backs. Three times more throughout the day MacDuff dutifully returned his sheep to the woods for another ‘artificial insemination’ session, with the same results each time.
It was late, MacDuff was exhausted, but he didn’t want to give up, so he tried one more time. As he pulled back into the ranch it was dark, and he was too tired to even unload the sheep from the truck. He staggered across the yard, crawled upstairs, and fell into bed where his wife was already asleep. Waking her he said, "Lassie, would you please do me a favor? Go to the window there, look doon to the truck, and tell me if any of the lovelies are lyin’ on their backs."
His wife went to the window and said, "No MacDuff, there’s no sheep on their backs. But there is one on the front seat of the truck poundin' the horn!”
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