A. Neumaier said:
It doesn't for the ground state of the harmonic oscillator.
It doesn't for any stationary ground-state of any system, but that's precisely the point - the 'simple example' given in the paper is of a
non-stationary state.
In the extremely unlikely event of your harmonic oscillator having existed since the beginning of the universe as a stationary ground state without ever being perturbed by anything ever, then of course it is possible that it will still be out of quantum equilibrium. It's always possible to do that for a fake model system that exists all by itself in your imaginary universe.
However, the real universe has had a long and violent astrophysical history, which is why essentially every real subsystem we see today is in quantum equilibrium.
A numerical simulation of a particular, simple case (as given in that paper) is no proof of your claim that ''If the particles are not distributed as the square of the wave function, then they will become so under de Broglie-Bohm dynamical evolution (they will approach 'quantum equilibrium').''
It doesn't claim to be. The numerical simulation is an illustrative example which they use to compute timescales for relaxation to quantum equilibrium. More complicated systems would be expected to relax more quickly.
Without bothering to repeat them in their entirety, the article refers to well-known arguments that justify the expectation that all systems will relax to quantum equilibrium, subjet to certain assumptions about the initial conditions of the universe having no-fine grained microstructure (see references 1, 16, 20, 21). In this way, it is entirely analagous to the normal Boltzmann argument regarding relaxation to thermal equilibrium in classical statistical mechanics, and is as well established. It is merely a consequence of the fact that the particle distribution being equal to psi-squared has the maximum entropy.
So now we have one example of analytically demonstrated non-approach to quantum equilibrium and one numerical simulation of approach to quantum equilibrium.
No we don't, you're tossing off authorative-sounding arguments about something you've spent about 30 seconds reading, in an attempt to sound like you know what you're talking about.
The counterexample of the ground state of the harmonic oscillator shows that such a derivation is impossible in principle.
No it doesn't. You've merely artificially eliminated the mechanism responsible for relaxation to the Born rule, and pretended that this is the general case.
Remark (1) on p.5 is also illuminating in that it shows that there are many inequivalent ontologies producing the same quantum equilibrium. At most one of them can be the real ontology. But all variants are (according to the Bohmian dogma) observationally fully equivalent to standard quantum mechanics. Thus it would be impossible to distingush between them experimentally. In stark contrast to what the remark (1) says.
No it isn't impossible. Remark (1) itself points out that it is possible away from quantum equilibrium.
So, all your points are wrong. Want to try again?