Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

  • Thread starter Thread starter tribdog
  • Start date Start date
  • Tags Tags
    Thread
AI Thread Summary
The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #8,751
I think it just disappeared. I used to have an avatar of Wyle E. Coyote getting bonked on the head by an anvil. Some days it was all too appropriate. :rolleyes:
 
Physics news on Phys.org
  • #8,752
Moonbear said:
I think it just disappeared. I used to have an avatar of Wyle E. Coyote getting bonked on the head by an anvil. Some days it was all too appropriate. :rolleyes:

Now I will be tempted to look for that picture on google for hours...thanks a lot

:biggrin:
 
  • #8,753
moose said:
Now I will be tempted to look for that picture on google for hours...thanks a lot

:biggrin:
Well, with PF down for a few hours, I'm happy to give you something to keep you occupied and out of trouble. :smile:
 
  • #8,754
Moonbear said:
Well, with PF down for a few hours, I'm happy to give you something to keep you occupied and out of trouble. :smile:

What about sleep and homework? huh? huh?
 
  • #8,755
I wonder if the update will fix the jabberwocky/Jabberwocky problem
 
  • #8,756
yomamma said:
I wonder if the update will fix the jabberwocky/Jabberwocky problem

huh? something something(10 chars)
 
  • #8,757
Yes, that one will be fixed.
 
  • #8,758
Moonbear said:
Yes, that one will be fixed.

Good job moon b! You were the last to post before PF fell into a coma.
 
  • #8,759
jabberwocky Jabberwocky
 
  • #8,760
See, I told you it would be fixed, even if you didn't believe me. Would I lie to you? o:)
 
  • #8,761
Ok, it's been awhile so this is off-topic now, but moonbear, what is legal age where you are?
 
  • #8,762
rocketboy said:
Ok, it's been awhile so this is off-topic now,
:smile: Is there anything in this thread that isn't?

but moonbear, what is legal age where you are?
I had to remember the context of that one. To work in our cancer clinic, you'll need to be at least 18. :rolleyes: You might want to read back a few hundred pages in the thread so you know what I'm talking about. There was a study about reducing prostate cancer risk posted somewhere. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,763
hi hello...[/color]
 
  • #8,764
Yomamma, the point is not to just post anything, but to post something so stunningly brilliant that nobody else could possibly think of another comment to follow it up with, thus killing the thread.
 
  • #8,765
*digs pit in backyard, sharpened sticks at the bottom. covers with twigs and a pile of leaves*

hey franzbear, look fall is here! let's go play in the leaves!

I'll let you jump first since I'm such a nice cousin! Hey, know what would be really fun? Climb to the top of this ladder and jump from there!

Wow, he really jumped high! He's going to have a lot of speed when he hits that pile of leaves!

*PSHSHSHSH...SNAP! CRACK! SNAP! SNAP! CRACK!...SHWOOMP!*
 
  • #8,766
*ties roclet to rocketboy*

WHOOOOSH![/size]

bye!


okay, franzbear, let me help you out of that hole, grab this morning star, I know it's a little spiny, just do it!
 
  • #8,767
yomamma said:
*ties roclet to rocketboy*
Are you sure that isn't supposed to be 'ties a rocket to rocletboy'?
 
  • #8,768
:rolleyes:...
 
  • #8,769
wats a roclet?
 
  • #8,770
rocketboy said:
wats a roclet?

A very small female rocket. Everyone knows that.:biggrin:
 
  • #8,771
yeah, and it still can whoop rocketboy's ass!
 
  • #8,772
so long as it's a good-looking roclet she can whoop my ass anytime she wants!:approve:
 
  • #8,773
what If I said she looked like my avatar?
 
  • #8,774
yomamma said:
what If I said she looked like my avatar?
I'd probably make a rather perverted comment about it.

...and then realize you're underage and quickly edit.
 
  • #8,775
Can we go back to talking about pickles?
 
  • #8,776
I think I got the idea smurf...
 
  • #8,777
looks like the cleaning lady has come to the thread.
 
  • #8,778
......
 
  • #8,779
rocketboy said:
looks like the cleaning lady has come to the thread.
I don't think so! Just look around and you can see what I mean!
 
  • #8,780
Lisa! said:
I don't think so! Just look around and you can see what I mean!
Oh, she's still working on the back room. Everyone just keeps shoving stuff in the closets and under the beds, so it's taking a while to clear out enough clutter to get to the front room here.
 
  • #8,781
Moonbear said:
Oh, she's still working on the back room. Everyone just keeps shoving stuff in the closets and under the beds, so it's taking a while to clear out enough clutter to get to the front room here.
So I have to leeave here as soon as possible! :rolleyes: :zzz:
 
  • #8,782
Lisa! said:
So I have to leeave here as soon as possible! :rolleyes: :zzz:
no...better idea! we clutter up the doorway so that she can't get through to the front room!

yomamma's good at it he can help.
 
  • #8,783
That's it, everyone pile up in the doorway! Franzbear, you can take the very important position as the foundation of the pile. Even if she knocks everyone else off the top, you just stay put, even if she comes through with a bulldozer! Yep, just lie right there. Everyone else, pile on!

*Mmmph cmmph brth*

What's that Franzbear? I can't hear you though all the bodies.

*Mmmph cnph brph*

Well, if you're not going to speak up, it must not be that important. You can tell me later.
 
  • #8,784
I think he's saying: "can ou breathe?". good ol' franbear, always looking out for other people's health... :approve:
 
  • #8,785
Yeah, he's a good boy. I think he fell asleep underneath everyone, he's been really quiet for a while. :approve:
 
  • #8,786
:smile: :smile:

ow! my teeth are aching...where's that dental floss...? oh, there it is.

*scrape, scrape*

whoops :redface:
 
  • #8,787
yomamma why are you pulling on my shoelace?
 
  • #8,788
Oh, and I know what rocketboy stepped in yesterday when that shoelace was untied!
 
  • #8,789
rocketboy said:
no...better idea! we clutter up the doorway so that she can't get through to the front room!

yomamma's good at it he can help.
I hope so! :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,790
Moonbear said:
Oh, and I know what rocketboy stepped in yesterday when that shoelace was untied!


/ \​
 
  • #8,791
Oh my! That smiley started growing legs! Oh, wait, that was Franzbear trying to hide behind it. :smile:
 
  • #8,792
well I am sorry that my attemt at a throw-up smiley was unsatisfactory...
 
  • #8,793
Moonbear said:
Oh my! That smiley started growing legs! Oh, wait, that was Franzbear trying to hide behind it. :smile:

Do you realize that you have over 2000 post in this thread? That is kind of amazing...
 
  • #8,794
____[/color]__
\/\/ |_| \/\/
 
  • #8,795
This thread should be shot.
 
  • #8,796
And here are some thread killer champions of my own:

"I know what you did last night."
"[name] is actually someone else."
"The title of this thread literally scared the sh*t out of me."
"Your mother is fatter than my mother."
"You're fatter than me."
"I just won the lottery. Type '1' in the thread if you want part of the money."
 
  • #8,797
franzbear is loved by all, if he wre to die, we'd be devistated... :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,798
I'm not sure such strong attachment to a thread is healthy yomamma. :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,799
  • #8,800
OMG! The slurping spiders are replying to threads again! :bugeye: More than one are doing it too!
 

Attachments

  • spiders.jpg
    spiders.jpg
    20 KB · Views: 365

Hot Threads

Recent Insights

Back
Top