Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #5,281
Evo said:
Rats, it turned cold tonight, If I use my new fan I will freeze. :cry:
So crank the furnace first, then put the fan on.

Or you could always snuggle up with a nice warm doggie... :-p
 
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  • #5,282
Danger said:
So crank the furnace first, then put the fan on.
What a foul and disgusting suggestion.
 
  • #5,283
zoobyshoe said:
What a foul and disgusting suggestion.
Thank you.
 
  • #5,284
zoobyshoe said:
This one looks like a harder target to hit for a sideways-flying cat, though.
I will never forget the look on her face when she hit that fan.
 
  • #5,285
Evo said:
I will never forget the look on her face when she hit that fan.
:confused:
 
  • #5,286
Evo said:
I will never forget the look on her face when she hit that fan.
Wait till you see her expression when she misses this one!
 
  • #5,287
Danger said:
:confused:
I was in bed and my cat was sleeping on top of me when I heard her give out a startled yelp and I opened my eyes to see her hurtling sideways towards a box fan several feet away, which she crashed into.
 
  • #5,288
Evo said:
I was in bed and my cat was sleeping on top of me when I heard her give out a startled yelp and I opened my eyes to see her hurtling sideways towards a box fan several feet away, which she crashed into.
Poltergeist?
 
  • #5,289
Danger said:
Poltergeist?
Or new cat species.
 
  • #5,290
Danger said:
Poltergeist?
It was at a time a series of bizarre things happened, so many that my older daughter moved in with her dad and was afraid to come inside the house. Nothing's happened in years though. :zzz:
 
  • #5,291
zoobyshoe said:
Or new cat species.
Like the winged cats? :smile:
 
  • #5,292
Evo said:
Like the winged cats? :smile:
She tried to fly before being fully fledged.
 
  • #5,293
zoobyshoe said:
She tried to fly before being fully fledged.
Sounds like the first line of a Frost poem, donnit?
 
  • #5,294
Evo said:
It was at a time a series of bizarre things happened
So did this happen because you're a jinx (as established in 'What Intimidates You?'), or do you appear to be a jinx because you're haunted?
 
  • #5,295
She tried to fly before being fully fledged,
And sorry she could not fly both ways,
and be one flyer, long she stood,
And looked into the fan as far as she could,
To where it spun , in the corner wedged...
 
  • #5,296
Evo said:
That sucks! McAfee didn't detect anything, or tell you how to manually delete what they detected?


Huckleberry said:
Still working on it. Where's yomamma? Didn't he have this problem last week?
Okay, I'm going to say this one last(and first) time. Get norton antivirus
 
  • #5,297
zoobyshoe said:
She tried to fly before being fully fledged,
And sorry she could not fly both ways,
and be one flyer, long she stood,
And looked into the fan as far as she could,
To where it spun , in the corner wedged...
The road not taken?
 
  • #5,298
Danger said:
So did this happen because you're a jinx (as established in 'What Intimidates You?'), or do you appear to be a jinx because you're haunted?
What a repellent and lewd remark.
 
  • #5,299
zoobyshoe said:
What a repellent and lewd remark.
Thank you.
 
  • #5,300
yomamma said:
The road not taken?
No, it's called: Wait Till The Cat Hits The Fan
 
  • #5,301
zoobyshoe said:
No, it's called: Wait Till The Cat Hits The Fan
Well for some reason, this:

She tried to fly before being fully fledged,
And sorry she could not fly both ways,
and be one flyer, long she stood,
And looked into the fan as far as she could,
To where it spun , in the corner wedged...

Sounds like this:

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth

(just a sneaking suspicion. :biggrin:
 
  • #5,302
Start reading at post #6581
 
  • #5,303
I go away for a while, do some grocery shopping, make some food, rearrange furniture and rugs in the basement, and come back to find about 60 new posts! Thankfully most of them were pictures instead of words, so that made it a lot faster to catch up.

Cats hitting the fan, huh? I haven't seen the kittens or mom cat all day. Maybe I pestered them enough yesterday that the mom moved them (or maybe she was reading this thread when I wasn't looking and decided to high tail it out of here). It's much easier when the mom cat handles such tasks. :rolleyes:
 
  • #5,304
The cat's sight is the fan
It's hardest view to hold

The early cat's devour
lasts not a single hour

Then cat subsides to ways
so lives on better days

So the cat goes down today
Not one fanned cat can stay
 
  • #5,305
yomamma said:
The cat's sight is the fan
It's hardest view to hold

The early cat's devour
lasts not a single hour

Then cat subsides to ways
so lives on better days

So the cat goes down today
Not one fanned cat can stay

I think that first stanza there was stretching the rhyme a bit. Do we have to dig out the dictionaries and pronunciation guides again to compare vowel sounds in "fan" and "hold"? :smile: :devil:
 
  • #5,306
Moonbear said:
I think that first stanza there was stretching the rhyme a bit. Do we have to dig out the dictionaries and pronunciation guides again to compare vowel sounds in "fan" and "hold"? :smile: :devil:
sorry! :rolleyes: ONE rhyma and moonbear has to whine
 
  • #5,307
yomamma said:
sorry! :rolleyes: ONE rhyma and moonbear has to whine

I'll bring the whine, you bring the cheese. :biggrin:
 
  • #5,308
http://drakeshangout.com/video/funny/images/page3.6.jpg

Nokia stole the cat-fan idea

http://homepage.mac.com/jholzner/iMovieTheater42.html

http://homepage.mac.com/jholzner/iMovieTheater42.html
 
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yomamma said:
http://drakeshangout.com/video/funny/images/page3.6.jpg

Nokia stole the cat-fan idea

http://homepage.mac.com/jholzner/iMovieTheater42.html

http://homepage.mac.com/jholzner/iMovieTheater42.html

:smile: :smile: :smile: Poor cat.
 
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  • #5,310
Better link here:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittyfan.php
 
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