Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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yomamma said:
god knows I'm not going back there :rolleyes:
Sorry, naked toes might be a bit too mature for some of our younger viewers. I'll keep that in mind in the future. :smile:
 
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*pokes Moonbear with a 1 ft pointer*

Moonie.. can I have some apple juice?
 
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cronxeh said:
*pokes Moonbear with a 1 ft pointer*

Moonie.. can I have some apple juice?
What the heck is that you're using as a pointer :eek: ...er...I mean, I know what it is, but why are you using it as a pointer, and if you're going to poke me with it, move it over this way a bit. :-p
 
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moonbear...those kind of feet are only caused by stuoids. Are you taking fran'z's stuff?
 
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yomamma said:
moonbear...those kind of feet are only caused by stuoids. Are you taking fran'z's stuff?
Who's been slipping stuoids into my drinks again? :mad:
 
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Like someone would go through the trouble of picking fungi to put them in moonbear's drinks! Moonbear is the perpatrator! unless...cronxeh? who was it, moonbear or you!?
 
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Moonbear said:
That's it, just keep the short jokes coming! :smile:
Thanks for noticing. :biggrin:

cronxeh said:
*pokes Moonbear with a 1 ft pointer*
I assume that's a pedal appendage reference, because I frankly don't believe the alternative. :-p
 
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you can't believe the alternative because the reality doesn't fit the statistical predictions?
 
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Danger said:
I assume that's a pedal appendage reference, because I frankly don't believe the alternative. :-p
They make the mechanical variety in lots of different sizes. :-p
 
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Moonbear said:
They make the mechanical variety in lots of different sizes. :-p
True. The robot turtle development labs never rest.
 
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Danger said:
True. The robot turtle development labs never rest.
I'm still trying to figure out how to get a job there as a product tester. :-p
 
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you can sneak your CV past the HR dept with an objective somewhere along lines of 'biomechanical rigidity consultant"
 
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Wow, what a long day. I spent the last 10/11 hrs reading a 4hr book. The trial and death of socrates: No doubt the most difficult, boring, book I have ever read and probably ever will read.
 
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like this other guy couldn't believe me when i ranted about greek culture, i'll say this to you as well: waste of time
 
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Hey I believe you, and if not required there would be no way in hell I would read a book like that. However, in order to get my BS in math education I need to take history 101, along with a ton of other bs history/core classes. [sarcasm]Personally, I cannot wait til I start teaching math, so I can use all of this history I have learned[/sarcasm]
 
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cronxeh said:
you can sneak your CV past the HR dept with an objective somewhere along lines of 'biomechanical rigidity consultant"
I have friends who work in patent law, and they do occassionally get these products to patent. I keep volunteering as a consultant as a reproduction expert, but no, they call me up about patents related to pigs! :rolleyes: (Sorry, I know you're going to want to know more about why they're calling me about pigs, but I can't say any more than that without breeching confidentiality...I'd love to laugh about it here if I could, because it was an odd one, which is why they needed to consult with me instead of using their in-house science advisors who had no clue on it.)
 
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cronxeh said:
like this other guy couldn't believe me when i ranted about greek culture, i'll say this to you as well: waste of time
Greek culture isn't too bad...the annual festival at the Greek Orthodox church near me is always good fun (especially all the pastries they sell! :approve:). If I ever win the raffle for a trip to Greece, I'll have to hold a contest to pick among my favorite PFers for one to join me. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
they call me up about patents related to pigs! :rolleyes: (Sorry, I know you're going to want to know more about why they're calling me about pigs
Does SOS know that you're treading on her turf?
 
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Danger said:
Does SOS know that you're treading on her turf?
She does now! :eek: *looks around* She's not here to notice, is she? *hears distant rumbling of SOS's wheelchair approaching* Uh oh!
 
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Moonbear said:
I have friends who work in patent law, and they do occassionally get these products to patent. I keep volunteering as a consultant as a reproduction expert, but no, they call me up about patents related to pigs! :rolleyes: (Sorry, I know you're going to want to know more about why they're calling me about pigs, but I can't say any more than that without breeching confidentiality...I'd love to laugh about it here if I could, because it was an odd one, which is why they needed to consult with me instead of using their in-house science advisors who had no clue on it.)


is it.. a... custom-built genital stimulator for pigs to time the duration of the orgasms (~30 minutes).. orr.. could it be the pheromonal extractor (along lines of androstenone ) :rolleyes:
 
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cronxeh said:
is it.. a...
I hope it's something to make them taste just as good with less fat: Pig Light.
 
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Danger said:
I hope it's something to make them taste just as good with less fat: Pig Light.
:smile: You know, you can just trim the fat off. Most pork is actually pretty lean because the fat isn't as integrated into the flesh as it is with beef, it's all on the surface.

Sorry guys, I know it was mean to bring up a topic I can't discuss and to tease you with it like that...but then of course that's exactly why I did that. :devil:
 
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what vaccine? these Olsen dorks apparently enrolled in NYU and then dropped out?

what kinda liberal pukes are they anyway
 
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Moonbear said:
It seems whatever BT has is contagious and spreading rapidly! First yomamma, and now cronxeh have come down with it!
I'm glad you brought that up, 'cause I skimmed that whole link and still don't know what the hell he's talking about. I don't even know if the Olsen thing is a reference to my picture or to the Pig Light. I'd have expected him to notice the picture long before this, since it's my avatar.
Maybe he OD'd on that missing smilie link and wigged out.
 
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mattmns said:
Wow, what a long day. I spent the last 10/11 hrs reading a 4hr book. The trial and death of socrates: No doubt the most difficult, boring, book I have ever read and probably ever will read.
Try reading "Eleanore of Aquitane and the Four Kings by Amy Ruth Kelly. :bugeye:
 
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mattmns said:
Wow, what a long day. I spent the last 10/11 hrs reading a 4hr book. The trial and death of socrates: No doubt the most difficult, boring, book I have ever read and probably ever will read.
Hopefully it was at least a nice day and you got to sit outside under a cozy tree while reading...or something like that anyway. It alleviates some of the pain if you can at least read in a pleasant setting (that's why I took my college level lit courses as summer classes :approve:; I was really glad of that decision when I got assigned a bunch of feminist drivel to read for the one course. )