Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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That is a good idea Moonbear, I will definitely take that into consideration the next time I have to read something of great length.
 
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mattmns said:
That is a good idea Moonbear, I will definitely take that into consideration the next time I have to read something of great length.
Literature wasn't meant to be read while sitting at a desk. :wink:
 
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Evo said:
Try reading "Eleanore of Aquitane and the Four Kings by Amy Ruth Kelly. :bugeye:
I don't know what book it is because evo never ender her quote... :cry:
 
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Moonbear said:
Uh oh! Danger, we better get working harder on that vaccine. It seems whatever BT has is contagious and spreading rapidly! First yomamma, and now cronxeh have come down with it!
So what new thread virus am I infected with now? BToli?
 
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yomamma said:
So what new thread virus am I infected with now? BToli?
That's a very apt name. We should make it official. If we catch it early, a full cure can be expected. If left untreated for more than 2 weeks, you have to be shot.
 
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Danger said:
That's a very apt name. We should make it official. If we catch it early, a full cure can be expected. If left untreated for more than 2 weeks, you have to be shot.
Good plan! Best to be cautious with these things to contain the contagion.
 
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Moonbear said:
Good plan! Best to be cautious with these things to contain the contagion.
Unfortunate that proper containment can only be achieved in a vacuum chamber. Come here, yomamma... we have the isolation ward set up for you.
 
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Danger said:
Unfortunate that proper containment can only be achieved in a vacuum chamber. Come here, yomamma... we have the isolation ward set up for you.
Throw franzbear in with him to keep him company. Besides, I suspect franzbear might be a carrier. :eek:
 
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Moonbear said:
Throw franzbear in with him to keep him company. Besides, I suspect franzbear might be a carrier. :eek:
Even better... let's use franzbear to tie yomamma and BT together, then chuck all 3 of 'em in there.
 
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Danger said:
Even better... let's use franzbear to tie yomamma and BT together, then chuck all 3 of 'em in there.
Good plan. Quarantine them all!
 
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I'm *coughs and sneezes* not infected :redface: I- *vomits* am perfectly fine.

As for BT, he's infected with everyhthing, stick ém in there!

and franz, I just want to kil him, put him in with BT

What is the breathing option in moonbear brand vaccums?
 
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I have prepared a speech in my defense:

It is true I've been vomiting, coughing, sneezing, bleeding internally, etc. But I have a cold. The weather sucks where I am and I want a second chance

It is true that you guys are very perverse *******s, but I have fun talking to you (sometimes) and wish that BT and franzbear will be the ones put in the vacuum chamber.

BT is an unknown species and probably does not need oxygen. and franzbear is a threadus-stupidus and only requires eccesive posting to stay alive.

I, however, am a paramecium (member photos thread) and I need oxygen to survive. moonbear, danger (god I can't believe I'm asking you...) please! put everyone but me to suffer in the vacuum chamber!
 
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Hmm, double posting. This is a definite symptom of BToli. I am afraid we are going to have to quarantine you yomamma.
 
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Wait I think I found a cure!

Okay, mix the anthrax with the hydrogen...oh! can't forget uranium...and... PRESTO! a cure that only works for me!
 
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I am not amused by your watermelon with legs
 
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omfg

in fraznbear2

moonbear is actually a BEAR

Moonbear: Drop your pants, this may hurt a little
Artman: Chase me Moonie, Chase me!
 
  • #6,471
Definately Moonbear at work:

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And why are you people sleeping? 30% of your life is wasted on sleep.. inefficient liberal whiners! :smile:
 
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Danger said:
Sorry, I forgot that you'd told me that before. Keep in mind that I haven't read the part before my first post.
Oh you should read the first 20 or so pages. Moonbear, Franz, Gokul, I and a few others had some real fun then. :biggrin:
 
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yomamma said:
You guys couldn't tell it was mke from th *slap* part?
I could. :smile:
 
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Danger said:
Oooohhh... That's it, you little bugger. So you want to be the poster boy for retroactive abortion, huh? Where's my duct tape...?
:smile: :smile: :smile: This one got me. :biggrin:
 
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Evo said:
Do you think Moonbear and SOS will kill me? :rolleyes:
Oh Lord yes.
 
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yomamma said:
I have prepared a speech ...
Oh no! It's getting worse! Giving speeches when nobody is listening is one of the worst symptoms of B. toli. I'm sorry, yomamma, the prognosis is not very good at this point. :frown: All we can do is throw you into quarantine and make you comfortable until it runs its course.
 
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so far, huck, and cronxeh have been double posting. while artman has been quintuple posting
 
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yomamma said:
so far, huck, and cronxeh have been double posting. while artman has been quintuple posting
It's different if they're replying to a series of previous posts, which they are quoting. You were just talking to yourself in those two posts. Classic symptom. The denial of the symptom is yet another symptom! It's getting worse every moment! :smile: