Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #6,661
Artman said:
Hey Moonbear, that skirts so short now you need two hair-dos to wear it. (comment hidden from young eyes) :bugeye: :-p
No I don't. :biggrin: :devil:

Hey sailor! Any news from Malaysia yet on that drug smuggler getting the death penalty? Firing squad? They're sentencing him to firing squad? Do really skinny threads have an advantage when put before a firing squad? That just isn't going to do at all. :frown: Back to the drawing board.
 
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  • #6,662
Moonbear said:
No I don't. :biggrin: :devil:
Hum. Well...uh...hum. :blushing: :-p Ohkeydokeythen. :biggrin:
 
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  • #6,663
:rolleyes: I wonder what the standings for the thread killer champions are now? :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,664
Artman said:
(comment hidden from young eyes) :bugeye: :-p
sorry, but moonbear kind of ruined it when she quoted it and decided that light blue was the perfect color on a dark blue background :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,665
yomamma said:
sorry, but moonbear kind of ruined it when she quoted it and decided that light blue was the perfect color on a dark blue background :rolleyes:
You're supposed to avert your eyes from such things. Like this


:rolleyes:

:approve:*Naughty Phrase* :approve:

:shy:
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Certainly not stare at it like this


:shy:

:bugeye: *Naughty Phrase* :bugeye:

:rolleyes:
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  • #6,666
yomamma said:
sorry, but moonbear kind of ruined it when she quoted it and decided that light blue was the perfect color on a dark blue background :rolleyes:
Unfortunately, I can't seem to find a text color that matches that blue quote box. :rolleyes: Listen to your Uncle Artman and politely avert your eyes next time. :-p
 
  • #6,667
Moonbear said:
Unfortunately, I can't seem to find a text color that matches that blue quote box. :rolleyes: Listen to your Uncle Artman and politely avert your eyes next time. :-p
^^You could use pale turquoise, it works pretty well.^^
 
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  • #6,668
I don't really care if I see anything that you would consider "bad for me" it's not like I haven't heard it on TV already
 
  • #6,669
Artman said:
This looks like the stuff in Re-Animator.

How do you people ever expect to kill this thread if you inject it with reanimation fluid!
okay, you're stupid.

we're injecting huckleberry with the fluid. and it's not the fluid in the re-animator. this is 40% anthrax, 30%hydrogen and 30%uranium

|--██████-- <-Huckleberr

actually...


( | )[/size] --██████--|
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yomamma said:
okay, you're stupid.

we're injecting huckleberry with the fluid. and it's not the fluid in the re-animator. this is 40% anthrax, 30%hydrogen and 30%uranium

|--██████-- <-Huckleberr

actually...


( | )[/size] --██████--|
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First of all I said it looks like the re-animator fluid. Second, how do we know that the re-animator fluid wasn't 40% anthrax, 30%hydrogen and 30%uranium. :confused: Third, if you're giving it to Huckleberry and he's in the thread, you are giving it to the thread. Forth, Huckleberry is a much bigger ass than that.

I mean has a much bigger ass than that. :redface: (Natural mistake).

Fifth, get back in the pool. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,671
You do know I'm just messing with you, right Yomamma, I think you're a cool kid. :wink: :cool:
 
  • #6,672
Moonbear said:
Yep, I have turtle pictures now too!
cloth88.jpg


http://www.turtles.org/
Why, aren't you just a little :devil:

:biggrin:
 
  • #6,673
Geez, doesn't anybody around here care that little franzbear is facing a firing squad soon? :frown: Aren't you at least going to offer him a last meal?
 
  • #6,674
yomamma said:
now when I grow up all crazy, I can't blame it on anyone because nobody would believe me when I would say, "it was statutory ape, I'm perfectly sane"
People might not understand what you are saying if you say statutoryape made you do it. I don't think your parents would be pleased with that at all.


Artman said:
Forth, Huckleberry is a much bigger ass than that.

I mean has a much bigger ass than that. (Natural mistake).
Both very true. :biggrin: Have you been spying on me?

yomamma said:
( | ) --██████--|
I don't have BToli. You know it's true right? You can't deny it. I made you say that. Seek enlightenment. :cool: I love BT
Oh no, I do have BToli!
 
  • #6,675
Hey franzbear I'll feed you the 8000th post if you help me get it away from Moonbear.

Yeah, that's right. That post is mine. Wanna race?
 
  • #6,676
Huckleberry said:
People might not understand what you are saying if you say statutoryape made you do it. I don't think your parents would be pleased with that at all.
Yeah, I can just imagine what would happen if he gave his parents that explanation. :rolleyes:

I don't have BToli. You know it's true right? You can't deny it. I made you say that. Seek enlightenment. :cool: I love BT
Oh no, I do have BToli!
AAAAAACCCCKKKKk! Okay, yomamma, it's confirmed. Give him the shot, now!
 
  • #6,677
Huckleberry said:
Hey franzbear I'll feed you the 8000th post if you help me get it away from Moonbear.

Yeah, that's right. That post is mine. Wanna race?
No no no no...and it's 8000th reply, not 8000th post!
 
  • #6,678
Moonbear said:
No no no no...and it's 8000th reply, not 8000th post!
Whatever, it's still mine. And then I'm going to choke franzbear with it.
 
  • #6,679
Huckleberry said:
Why, aren't you just a little :devil:
Nope, I'm a LOT :devil:

:smile:
 
  • #6,680
Gimme! Gimme!
 
  • #6,681
It'll be MINE!

:biggrin: And it is! 8000th reply. Yet another milestone for darling franzbear. :smile:
 
  • #6,682
Moonbear said:
It'll be MINE!
Moonbear scores! The crowd goes wild! :biggrin:
 
  • #6,683
Okay franzbear, I've got dinner ready for you. You're really going to enjoy this!
We'll start at the beginning, with the big toe on your left foot. Then all your towes and fingers. It tastes just like tiny spare ribs. You'll love it. By the end of dinner there will be just enough of you left for me to shoot. About 2o0o replies.
 
  • #6,684
What is all this hooey about replies. I like nice round numbers like 8000. 8001 is just unblanaced and will flip over. 0's don't weigh anything so the 8 is perfectly balanced. 8001, who ever heard of such a thing being important?

Is that really what you were going for?
 
  • #6,685
What are you, Hannibal Lechter?

I'm just looking forward to the race for the 10000th post! :biggrin:
 
  • #6,686
Huckleberry said:
What is all this hooey about replies. I like nice round numbers like 8000. 8001 is just unblanaced and will flip over. 0's don't weigh anything so the 8 is perfectly balanced. 8001, who ever heard of such a thing being important?

Is that really what you were going for?
That was the rule set at the first milestone. It's 8000th reply, not the 8000th post that counts. :-p
 
  • #6,687
Huckleberry said:
What is all this hooey about replies. I like nice round numbers like 8000. 8001 is just unblanaced and will flip over. 0's don't weigh anything so the 8 is perfectly balanced. 8001, who ever heard of such a thing being important?

Is that really what you were going for?
Yep, an unanswered thread shows one reply, it's not a reply though, it's the thread starter's original post, so the reply number is off by "one". To get the real number of replies, you have to subtract one.
 
  • #6,688
In that case both Moonbear and I got what we wanted then. I wanted the 8000 right next to my name where it looks all nice and cozy. The 8000th reply says 8001 and it looks odd because it doesn't say 8000.

Must resist BToli, must resist
 
  • #6,689
Huckleberry said:
In that case both Moonbear and I got what we wanted then. I wanted the 8000 right next to my name where it looks all nice and cozy. The 8000th reply says 8001 and it looks odd because it doesn't say 8000.

Must resist BToli, must resist
You can enjoy it for the aesthetics, but it's not going to win you the get out of banning free card that comes with every 1000th reply. :-p :biggrin:
 
  • #6,690
Moonbear said:
What are you, Hannibal Lechter?

I'm just looking forward to the race for the 10000th post! :biggrin:
No, Hannibal Lechter has a warped, yet refined sense of taste. I just eat anything.

Hmm, isn't the 10000th post the 9999 reply? It seems to make more sense to go for the millenium posts than the replies. It is good practice for getting that thread killing post.