Top ten reasons why armadillos mate on Letterman’s desk.
10. What the heck, they’re armadillos. They can do it wherever they want.
9. All the hotels were booked
8. They wanted to push the censorship boundaries on national TV
7. They figured they were too hot for prime time.
6. Letterman left a copy of Playarmadillo open to the centerfold in the greenroom.
5. They wanted to do it on Donny and Marie’s show but it wasn’t on the air anymore.
4. The male said, “Let’s just kiss. We won’t get carried away.”
3. The male said, “Let’s do it right here on the desk. No one’s watching.”
2. The female armadillo just discovered that male armadillos are really "well-endowed."
And the Number one reason that armadillos mate on Letterman’s desk is:
1. The band was playing a Barry White song.