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I told you I'm a fungi...I mean fun guy. I'm a great uncle, all my nephews and neices thought so, may they rest in peace.Mk said:Wow! I want Artman to be my uncle~!
I told you I'm a fungi...I mean fun guy. I'm a great uncle, all my nephews and neices thought so, may they rest in peace.Mk said:Wow! I want Artman to be my uncle~!
Artman said:loiter in dangerous parts of town, play with explosives, try death defying stunts and other stuff kids do when staying with their uncles.
Gosh, add wild orgiastic sex to the list and I would want me to be my uncle too.yourdadonapogostick said:wow, i do too. sounds like fun.:D
Artman said:Of course if it was on the list, and I was a hillbilly, it would be a possibility.
yomamma said:Is this really all you guys have been up to??![]()

yourdadonapogostick said:By decree of the church of...uh, hold on...the Universal Life Church, I declare this thread to be dead.

No, no, It's just a hose. Uh, you shouldn't put it in your mouth, but...oh what the heck, you're with your uncle artman, go ahead and put the hose in your mouth.
IT'll be fun. It'll be all dark and stuff. 
There ain't a gh3y field strong enough to make me listen to the village people.yourdadonapogostick said:artman, there seems to be a strong gh3y field coming from your direction. very high energy swedons...are you listening to the village people?
You don't know how happy it makes me to see you caring for little Franzbear again. <sniff>Artman said:Welp, it seems like Moonie is finally gone. Heh, heh, heh.Time to take Franzbear out for a spin.
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Come on Franzbear, let's go out and have some fun. Here, you take this hose and hold it over your head. It'll be fun.Now, I'll take this other end and hook it up over there to that tank.
Heh, heh, heh.![]()
What's that Franz? What is the hose for? Oh, nothing.No, no, It's just a hose. Uh, you shouldn't put it in your mouth, but...oh what the heck, you're with your uncle artman, go ahead and put the hose in your mouth.
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<Clank,> <clunk,><Chucka chucka,> Oof. That was hard to hook up, whew, but now it's all connected to the tank.
"Hold on over there Franzbear! No, it's okay, you can keep the hose in your mouth."
Now let's put this plastic bag over your head.IT'll be fun. It'll be all dark and stuff.
Until we light the match.
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Hey the bag is getting huge! It's filling up with Franzbear! Franzbear is filling up with gasoline!
Hey franzbear Here is a birthday cake! The candles are all lit. I'll just put it here on the ground...
...and RUN!
BLAM!
KABOOOM!
Wow, he really went high.![]()
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YDAP, are you dressed like an american indian, wearing shorts and a toolbelt for some special reason or...nevermind.yourdadonapogostick said:what is that? shhh, i am trying to hear what that is..."Y...M...C...A...?" artman, i think ur lying...
He deserves special attention.Evo said:You don't know how happy it makes me to see you caring for little Franzbear again. <sniff>![]()
I just read some of this reference in your other post. It's pretty funny YDAP. I'm going to read the rest.yourdadonapogostick said:artman, there seems to be a strong gh3y field coming from your direction. very high energy swedons...are you listening to the village people?
Franzbear, remember your training...STOP...DROP...and ROLL!Artman said:Oh shoot, speaking of special attention, maybe someone should stamp him out, as he is still on fire.![]()
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) Here, just put this merkin on your head, she'll never know the difference.
Yes, Uncle Artman is silly, isn't he? But he does take you on so many fun outings, right?I thought the gasoline might have a neat effect though.yourdadonapogostick said:threads are immune to fire...as we have seen in teh past
Post by yourdadonapogostick said:A promising field of research is the Martha Stewart -field which seems to reflect all sexually charged particles
Great idea using the merkin till the hair grows back.Evo said:Franzbear, remember your training...STOP...DROP...and ROLL!
Throws blanket over Franzy and beats out remaining flames.
Here, let Aunt Evo check you out. That's ok, you're hair will grow back (just not before your mom gets home) Here, just put this merkin on your head, she'll never know the difference.
Yes, Uncle Artman is silly, isn't he? But he does take you on so many fun outings, right?
didn't you read the rest about the martha stewart field?Artman said:I thought the gasoline might have a neat effect though.
By the way, I am safe from the gh3y field, I am surrounded by photos of Martha Stewart...Isn't everyone?
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Ut oh.yourdadonapogostick said:didn't you read the rest about the martha stewart field?
Stomp[/size] Ooops, missed. Stomp![/size] Oops, mised again.Artman said:Oh shoot, speaking of special attention, maybe someone should stamp him out, as he is still on fire.![]()
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I think I have to be at an 8 AM session tomorrow too...tomorrow is going to be a very long day!