Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Mk said:
Wow! I want Artman to be my uncle~!
I told you I'm a fungi...I mean fun guy. I'm a great uncle, all my nephews and neices thought so, may they rest in peace. :rolleyes: I mean, if you can dig one up, just ask them...:rolleyes: Oh well, sure I'll be your uncle. Now, go play in traffic. :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
loiter in dangerous parts of town, play with explosives, try death defying stunts and other stuff kids do when staying with their uncles.

yourdadonapogostick said:
wow, i do too. sounds like fun.:D
Gosh, add wild orgiastic sex to the list and I would want me to be my uncle too.



:rolleyes: Of course if it was on the list, and I was a hillbilly, it would be a possibility.
 
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Artman said:
:rolleyes: Of course if it was on the list, and I was a hillbilly, it would be a possibility.

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
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Is this really all you guys have been up to?? :rolleyes:
 
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yomamma said:
Is this really all you guys have been up to?? :rolleyes:

Yep it`s been a quiet day!

Oh you did miss the reapperance of aviator and possibly the quickest banning i`ve ever seen!
 
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who's aviator? was he a previously banned member?
 
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i wasn`t too sure who he was either so did a quick search for him, he basiclly annoyed a lot of people trying to drag them into pointless conversations.

Well he came back as luciferus777, you could tellit was the same guy as the grammer was identical, and he basicly started a thread saying all the members of PF were stupid! :mad:

I think he lasted and hour after everyone ganged up on him :approve:
 
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By decree of the church of...uh, hold on...the Universal Life Church, I declare this thread to be dead.
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
By decree of the church of...uh, hold on...the Universal Life Church, I declare this thread to be dead.

Nope it`s still kicking! :approve:
 
  • #7,450
Some powerfull church if it can't even kill a single PF thread. Mind you franzbear ain't your average thread.
 
  • #7,451
smurf, you just bought yourself a one-way ticket to hell.
 
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I hope its buy one get one free! I'm bringing my girlfriend, and damn those tickets are expensive. Too bad I can only afford a one-way...
 
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http://www.scienceforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=13142 that was a fun IRC
 
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Welp, it seems like Moonie is finally gone. Heh, heh, heh. :biggrin: Time to take Franzbear out for a spin. :smile:

Come on Franzbear, let's go out and have some fun. Here, you take this hose and hold it over your head. It'll be fun. :biggrin: Now, I'll take this other end and hook it up over there to that tank.

Heh, heh, heh. :biggrin:

What's that Franz? What is the hose for? Oh, nothing. o:) No, no, It's just a hose. Uh, you shouldn't put it in your mouth, but...oh what the heck, you're with your uncle artman, go ahead and put the hose in your mouth. o:) :biggrin:

<Clank,> <clunk,><Chucka chucka,> Oof. That was hard to hook up, whew, but now it's all connected to the tank.

"Hold on over there Franzbear! No, it's okay, you can keep the hose in your mouth." :biggrin:

Now let's put this plastic bag over your head. o:) IT'll be fun. It'll be all dark and stuff. :rolleyes: Until we light the match. :rolleyes:

Hey the bag is getting huge! It's filling up with Franzbear! Franzbear is filling up with gasoline!

Hey franzbear Here is a birthday cake! The candles are all lit. I'll just put it here on the ground...





...and RUN!








BLAM!

KABOOOM!




Wow, he really went high. :-p :smile: :biggrin: :devil:
 
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artman, there seems to be a strong gh3y field coming from your direction. very high energy swedons...are you listening to the village people?
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
artman, there seems to be a strong gh3y field coming from your direction. very high energy swedons...are you listening to the village people?
There ain't a gh3y field strong enough to make me listen to the village people.
 
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what is that? shhh, i am trying to hear what that is..."Y...M...C...A...?" artman, i think ur lying...
 
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Artman said:
Welp, it seems like Moonie is finally gone. Heh, heh, heh. :biggrin: Time to take Franzbear out for a spin. :smile:

Come on Franzbear, let's go out and have some fun. Here, you take this hose and hold it over your head. It'll be fun. :biggrin: Now, I'll take this other end and hook it up over there to that tank.

Heh, heh, heh. :biggrin:

What's that Franz? What is the hose for? Oh, nothing. o:) No, no, It's just a hose. Uh, you shouldn't put it in your mouth, but...oh what the heck, you're with your uncle artman, go ahead and put the hose in your mouth. o:) :biggrin:

<Clank,> <clunk,><Chucka chucka,> Oof. That was hard to hook up, whew, but now it's all connected to the tank.

"Hold on over there Franzbear! No, it's okay, you can keep the hose in your mouth." :biggrin:

Now let's put this plastic bag over your head. o:) IT'll be fun. It'll be all dark and stuff. :rolleyes: Until we light the match. :rolleyes:

Hey the bag is getting huge! It's filling up with Franzbear! Franzbear is filling up with gasoline!

Hey franzbear Here is a birthday cake! The candles are all lit. I'll just put it here on the ground...





...and RUN!








BLAM!

KABOOOM!




Wow, he really went high. :-p :smile: :biggrin: :devil:
You don't know how happy it makes me to see you caring for little Franzbear again. <sniff> :approve:
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
what is that? shhh, i am trying to hear what that is..."Y...M...C...A...?" artman, i think ur lying...
YDAP, are you dressed like an american indian, wearing shorts and a toolbelt for some special reason or...nevermind. :rolleyes: I don't want to know. :smile:

Oh, and turn your radio down.
 
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Evo said:
You don't know how happy it makes me to see you caring for little Franzbear again. <sniff> :approve:
He deserves special attention. :approve: :devil: :rolleyes: :smile:
 
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Oh shoot, speaking of special attention, maybe someone should stamp him out, as he is still on fire. :devil: :-p
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
artman, there seems to be a strong gh3y field coming from your direction. very high energy swedons...are you listening to the village people?
I just read some of this reference in your other post. It's pretty funny YDAP. I'm going to read the rest. :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
Oh shoot, speaking of special attention, maybe someone should stamp him out, as he is still on fire. :devil: :-p
Franzbear, remember your training...STOP...DROP...and ROLL!

Throws blanket over Franzy and beats out remaining flames.

Here, let Aunt Evo check you out. That's ok, you're hair will grow back (just not before your mom gets home :redface:) Here, just put this merkin on your head, she'll never know the difference. o:) Yes, Uncle Artman is silly, isn't he? But he does take you on so many fun outings, right?
 
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threads are immune to fire...as we have seen in teh past
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
threads are immune to fire...as we have seen in teh past
I thought the gasoline might have a neat effect though.

By the way, I am safe from the gh3y field, I am surrounded by photos of Martha Stewart... :rolleyes: Isn't everyone? :rolleyes:

Post by yourdadonapogostick said:
A promising field of research is the Martha Stewart -field which seems to reflect all sexually charged particles
 
  • #7,466
Evo said:
Franzbear, remember your training...STOP...DROP...and ROLL!

Throws blanket over Franzy and beats out remaining flames.

Here, let Aunt Evo check you out. That's ok, you're hair will grow back (just not before your mom gets home :redface:) Here, just put this merkin on your head, she'll never know the difference. o:) Yes, Uncle Artman is silly, isn't he? But he does take you on so many fun outings, right?
Great idea using the merkin till the hair grows back. :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
I thought the gasoline might have a neat effect though.

By the way, I am safe from the gh3y field, I am surrounded by photos of Martha Stewart... :rolleyes: Isn't everyone? :rolleyes:
didn't you read the rest about the martha stewart field?
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
didn't you read the rest about the martha stewart field?
Ut oh.
 
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it helps to read the whole thread
 
  • #7,470
Artman said:
Oh shoot, speaking of special attention, maybe someone should stamp him out, as he is still on fire. :devil: :-p
Stomp[/size] Ooops, missed. Stomp![/size] Oops, mised again.

Sorry kiddo, your mom is drunk and just found out the hot guy she's been crazy about since grad school has a serious girlfriend about to move cross country to live with him. It's so not fair! :cry: I think I have to be at an 8 AM session tomorrow too...tomorrow is going to be a very long day!