Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Moonbear said:
Stomp[/size] Ooops, missed. Stomp![/size] Oops, mised again.

Sorry kiddo, your mom is drunk and just found out the hot guy she's been crazy about since grad school has a serious girlfriend about to move cross country to live with him. It's so not fair! :cry: I think I have to be at an 8 AM session tomorrow too...tomorrow is going to be a very long day!
Hmmm...He is still smoldering... <Stomp[/size]>...I saw your name by the thread...<Stomp[/size]> and thought, "Ut oh..., <Stomp[/size]> Moonie hasn't left yet. <Stomp[/size]> She's going to know all the awful <Stomp[/size]> things I've done to Franzbear." <Stomp[/size]> <Stomp[/size]> <Stomp[/size]>

Sorry to hear about the guy. Try and have fun anyway.

Franzbear, hold still. <Stomp[/size]> <Stomp[/size]> <Stomp[/size]> Now your merkin is smoldering too. <Stomp[/size]>
 
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  • #7,472
Moonbear said:
Stomp[/size] Ooops, missed. Stomp![/size] Oops, mised again.

Sorry kiddo, your mom is drunk and just found out the hot guy she's been crazy about since grad school has a serious girlfriend about to move cross country to live with him. It's so not fair! :cry: I think I have to be at an 8 AM session tomorrow too...tomorrow is going to be a very long day!

Moonbear likes teh Canucks!
 
  • #7,473
space shuttle looks, at this point, to have no problems.
 
  • #7,474
Artman said:
Hmmm...He is still smoldering... <Stomp[/size]>...I saw your name by the thread...<Stomp[/size]> and thought, "Ut oh..., <Stomp[/size]> Moonie hasn't left yet. <Stomp[/size]> She's going to know all the awful <Stomp[/size]> things I've done to Franzbear." <Stomp[/size]> <Stomp[/size]> <Stomp[/size]>

Sorry to hear about the guy. Try and have fun anyway.

Franzbear, hold still. <Stomp[/size]> <Stomp[/size]> <Stomp[/size]> Now your merkin is smoldering too. <Stomp[/size]>

Oh no! Franzbear, merkin fires are REALLY dangerous! OUCH!
 
  • #7,475
Moonbear said:
Oh no! Franzbear, merkin fires are REALLY dangerous! OUCH!
I hear the heat from one of those can kill a man. :eek: (and some women) :wink:



Of course they die with a smile on their face.:biggrin: :-p
 
  • #7,476
Moonbear said:
Sorry kiddo, your mom is drunk and just found out the hot guy she's been crazy about since grad school has a serious girlfriend about to move cross country to live with him.
Yeah, sorry bout that. Hey! Ask evo if you can come too!
 
  • #7,477
Artman said:
I hear the heat from one of those can kill a man. :eek: (and some women) :wink:
I guess they don't kill threads though. :rolleyes:
 
  • #7,478
appearently not
 
  • #7,479
yourdadonapogostick said:
appearently not
You know, most people actualy say something in their posts, you're just trying to get kills. You ain't no playa. :cool:
 
  • #7,480
Smurf said:
Yeah, sorry bout that. Hey! Ask evo if you can come too!
Come on Moonbear, let's head over to Smurf's!

Sorry to hear about the guy. She'll move in with him, they'll get on each other's nerves and he'll be free the next time you see him.
 
  • #7,481
Evo said:
Come on Moonbear, let's head over to Smurf's!
All ladies welcome.

Sorry to hear about the guy. She'll move in with him, they'll get on each other's nerves and he'll be free the next time you see him.
:smile: With today's statistics, you're probably right.
 
  • #7,482
Smurf said:
You know, most people actualy say something in their posts, you're just trying to get kills. You ain't no playa. :cool:
\/\/47¿ i b d 1337 Þ14y3|2.

u can't touch this!
 
  • #7,483
Evo said:
Come on Moonbear, let's head over to Smurf's!

Sorry to hear about the guy. She'll move in with him, they'll get on each other's nerves and he'll be free the next time you see him.
:biggrin: That's hopeful. Though, it might not be far from the truth. They spent 5 years living apart while she was in med school and he was in grad school, which is probably why I didn't know about her all this time. And he said it was really hard to get used to seeing each other again. So, now he's moved to the west coast and she's still in NY, so maybe it'll happen again. He's a fellow Joiseyan too! :smile:

I'm just cooling down from tonight's social (it's still going, but in recognition that I'm no longer 20-something, I couldn't keep dancing until 2 AM and still hope to make a 9 AM scientific session tomorrow...it was a tough choice, stay at the social or wake up for science :rolleyes:). I had a great time...they had both a band and a DJ (the DJ played during the band's break, and then is continuing for the late night crowd, so they really had an amazing range of music; something for every generation, and I dance to all of it). Anyway, the DJ played some Puerto Rican music, and there was a Latin guy there who snagged me to dance with him...wow! Amazing dancer, really knew how to lead so that even though I don't know how to dance to that music well, I still could dance and was told I looked good doing it! :biggrin: I love dancing and really enjoy dancing with a strong partner.

Oh, the science went well too. I had a huge crowd for my poster (then again, that could have been because we got out of a minisymposium late, so the entire neuroendocrine group arrived en masse...I didn't bother getting to the poster session on time since I knew my entire audience was sitting in the same talk I was that was running late). So, that was all great. I got good feedback, a lot of people are really interested in what I'm doing, and a few offers for collaborations too. Couldn't ask for more.

So, how is Franzbear holding up after that merkin fire?
 
  • #7,484
fire? i like fire
 
  • #7,485
*hugs YDOAPS* it's ok, I was a n00b once too.
 
  • #7,486
stfu, /\/00|3. i b 50 1337.
 
  • #7,487
Going for 9000'th reply..
 
  • #7,488
Begins to run for it..
 
  • #7,489
Homing in...
 
  • #7,490
Hooray! Post 9000 is mine! :smile:
 
  • #7,491
And there! 9000'th reply is also MINE!
 
  • #7,492
whatever dude, I'm going to get #50,000.

cuz you just know it'll last that long.
 
  • #7,493
Moonbear said:
So, how is Franzbear holding up after that merkin fire?
He beat it out himself. :wink:

Sounds like you had a good time dancing, that's good.

Have fun. Forget about Franzbear for a while, enjoy yourself. He's in good hands here. o:)

Come on Franzbear...Yes you can bring your burnt merkin...sure you can wear it on your head...I know people who have worn them as beards, but not their own :-p...Let's go play hide and seek on the LA freeway! I'll hide my eyes over here along the side of the road and you go out and find a good hiding place in the middle of the road. :smile: It'll be fun! :biggrin:

Whoosh!
Honk!
Zoom!Whoosh!
Idiot! Get off the road!
Zoom!Zoom!Zoom!Zoom!
Honk!ERRRRRRRTTTTTTT!BANG!
BANG!
Honk!ERRRRRRRTTTTTTT!BANG!
Honk!ERRRRRRRTTTTTTT!BANG!
ERRRRRRRTTTTTTT!BANG!


99, 100. Ready or not here I come! :biggrin:
 
  • #7,494
Breaking News:[/size]
18 Car Pile Up on L.A. Freeway. Giant thread narrowly escapes. Details at 11.
 
  • #7,495
Moonbear said:
Breaking News:[/size]
18 Car Pile Up on L.A. Freeway. Giant thread narrowly escapes. Details at 11.
Hmmm. It was a pretty close one. I think I better rush Franzbear over to the doctor's office. Besides, it's time for his first cystoscopy exam. :devil:




If sticking a camera where they have to stick it in a thread doesn't kill him, I don't know what will.

Exam description (not for the sqeamish)

PS, poor zanazzi78!
PSS, Moonbear, of course it narrowly escaped; it's a thread, it does everything narrowly! :-p
 
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franzbear, can you hold this H-bomb for me? thanks.
 
  • #7,497
yourdadonapogostick said:
franzbear, can you hold this H-bomb for me? thanks.
He's a little tied up in the exam room right now, but let's leave it here with his burnt merkin so he can get it when he's done. :smile:



<runs way far away>
 
  • #7,498
*ties up artman and places him next to the h-bomb*

*runs far, far, far away*
 
  • #7,499
*calmly walks in and rewires the bomb so it will go off as soon as Smurf is out of blast radius but ydoaps is right next to it*

It's ok YDOAPS! I disabled the bomb, you should go check it out!

*Hops in Personal Jet and flies away*
 
  • #7,500
no, i believe you. *runs away as fast as possible*