Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #7,681
moonbear...did you say blue fire? this looks white to me. hey I can hear franzbear, listen!

h--hhhh-help...m-me...[/size]

it sounds like 'kill me' hmmm...
 
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  • #7,682
yomamma said:
it sounds like 'kill me' hmmm...
Yep, it sure does.

We're on the way Franzbear!
 
  • #7,683
moonbear...don't tell me you forgot the grenades!
okay...let's be creatinve. we have an adding machine, a tonka truck, some M-80s, and a loudspeaker... :devil:
 
  • #7,684
grenades...ooo, fun
 
  • #7,685
yomamma said:
moonbear...don't tell me you forgot the grenades!
okay...let's be creatinve. we have an adding machine, a tonka truck, some M-80s, and a loudspeaker... :devil:
Ooh, let's put the loudspeaker on full volume and drive the tonka truck over the adding machine keys while blasting M-80s. That should drive everyone out of here!
 
  • #7,686
hah right...remember I have lived through 2 teen age boys...put in ear plugs..goes back to knitting...knitt one purl two...
 
  • #7,687
okay. I don't hear any noises from franzbear...

*secretlt steps on him while others aren't looking*

whoops! :rolleyes: I guess I killed him...
(stomp! stomp! stomp!)
 
  • #7,688
Either Franzbear is on one of those new diets, or this is the incredible shrinking thread, or perhaps there is an ingress of antimatter from another dimension.

This post is/was 8885 - still receding from 9000 at a variable rate.
 
  • #7,689
Astronuc said:
Either Franzbear is on one of those new diets, or this is the incredible shrinking thread, or perhaps there is an ingress of antimatter from another dimension.

This post is/was 8885 - still receding from 9000 at a variable rate.
Well, it's to be expected when he gets a bit singed. We just cut off the burnt part and he's okay again, just a little smaller. :approve:
 
  • #7,690
Let's keep a record at what post it's at. So far it's shrunk from Astronuc's 8885 to 8833 (this one will be 8834) in the last hour and a half
 
  • #7,691
What happened to franznietzsche?
 
  • #7,692
he's eating your baby.
 
  • #7,693
hmmm...
 
  • #7,694
klusener said:
What happened to franznietzsche?
He disappeared as soon as his exams ended. I suppose he's busy giving all his attention to "her." :biggrin:

Huck and SOS have disappeared too. I even tried emailing Huck and never got a reply. I hope he's okay. :rolleyes: It seems most of the people who used to post in this thread are disappearing at an alarming rate!

Oh, my gosh, I just realized! I'm going to have some internet down time when I move until I get reconnected at the other end! Oh no! How will I survive?! I might have to go as much as a whole week without! But I might treat myself to cable internet when I move. The prices seem more reasonable in WV than they are here.
 
  • #7,695
Post 8769 - maybe this is reverse time or a spatial inversion.
Moonbear said:
He disappeared as soon as his exams ended. I suppose he's busy giving all his attention to "her." :biggrin:
Well, I hope he finds Love.

Moonbear said:
Huck and SOS have disappeared too. I even tried emailing Huck and never got a reply. I hope he's okay. :rolleyes: It seems most of the people who used to post in this thread are disappearing at an alarming rate!
That's alarming.

Moonbear said:
Oh, my gosh, I just realized! I'm going to have some internet down time when I move until I get reconnected at the other end! Oh no! How will I survive?! I might have to go as much as a whole week without! But I might treat myself to cable internet when I move. The prices seem more reasonable in WV than they are here.
We'll keep a light on for you Moonbear. While you are gone, you certainly won't be forgetten. :smile: Get Cable!
 
  • #7,696
Moonbear said:
He disappeared as soon as his exams ended. I suppose he's busy giving all his attention to "her." :biggrin:

Huck and SOS have disappeared too. I even tried emailing Huck and never got a reply. I hope he's okay. :rolleyes: It seems most of the people who used to post in this thread are disappearing at an alarming rate!

Oh, my gosh, I just realized! I'm going to have some internet down time when I move until I get reconnected at the other end! Oh no! How will I survive?! I might have to go as much as a whole week without! But I might treat myself to cable internet when I move. The prices seem more reasonable in WV than they are here.
Me Too! And I don't even know when I'll be able to get it back again. I could be out for WEEKS on end.
 
  • #7,697
What?? Smurf, you do not have permission to leave. Just where the heck do you think you're going? We're getting hitched...don't you try to weasel out of it young man! :mad: I already have the wedding turtles booked.

Moonbear can't leave either.

Moonbear, you are expected to stay in a hotel with internet access until your new home is ready to go. :devil: This place will quickly go to hell in a handbasket if you aren't here. :devil: Sorry, but you have obligations to Franzbear. I will be forced to notify the proper authorities if you abandon this thread for a prolonged period. :devil:
 
  • #7,698
Evo said:
What?? Smurf, you do not have permission to leave. Just where the heck do you think you're going?
Nanaimo. I'm moving into an appartment so I can go to university in september. You don't want to be married to a bum do you?
We're getting hitched...don't you try to weasel out of it young man! :mad: I already have the wedding turtles booked.

Moonbear can't leave either.

Moonbear, you are expected to stay in a hotel with internet access until your new home is ready to go. :devil: This place will quickly go to hell in a handbasket if you aren't here. :devil: Sorry, but you have obligations to Franzbear. I will be forced to notify the proper authorities if you abandon this thread for a prolonged period. :devil:
Finally Tally:
mad - 1
grumpy - 2
devil - 3

:rolleyes:
 
  • #7,699
Smurf said:
Nanaimo. I'm moving into an appartment so I can go to university in september. You don't want to be married to a bum do you?
Oh, no. :redface:

Finally Tally:
mad - 1
grumpy - 2
devil - 3

:rolleyes:
:-p You noticed, I was wondering if anyone would notice. :-p
 
  • #7,700
counting smileys?
 
  • #7,701
Evo said:
:-p You noticed, I was wondering if anyone would notice. :-p
Of course my dearest evo. :blushing:
 
  • #7,702
Smurf said:
Of course my dearest evo. :blushing:
A man that notices the little things... :!) :!) :!)
 
  • #7,703
Evo said:
Moonbear, you are expected to stay in a hotel with internet access until your new home is ready to go. :devil: This place will quickly go to hell in a handbasket if you aren't here. :devil: Sorry, but you have obligations to Franzbear. I will be forced to notify the proper authorities if you abandon this thread for a prolonged period. :devil:

It'll be harder on me than on Franzbear. His Uncles Artman and Toxyn will probably be taking him on some camping trip, playing with fireworks for Labor Day, throwing wild parties with the most unsavory sort of guests...and I'll miss it all! :cry:

(Note to self: Find out if there are any wireless hotspots in Morgantown.)
 
  • #7,704
Evo said:
A man that notices the little things... :!) :!) :!)
He needs a woman who can do the same. :smile:



Just kidding smurf. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,705
Artman said:
He needs a woman who can do the same. :smile:
Jest as ye will. I'm plenty confident with myself. Which is more than can be said for most.
 
  • #7,706
oh, my god! everyone who posts in franzbear is dissapearing! if we continue posting... :bugeye: we'll disappear too!
 
  • #7,707
yomamma said:
oh, my god! everyone who posts in franzbear is dissapearing! if we continue posting... :bugeye: we'll disappear too!
:devil: Now if you'll just step through this door over here...don't pay any attention to those warning lights, they're just for show.
 
  • #7,708
due to previous attemtps of getting rid of me. I know your tricks. I am stable
 
  • #7,709
I meant Franzbear of course. o:) Unless you'd like to go with him...
 
  • #7,710
no. and where are the little stings? haven't heard a peep outta them...