Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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I saw groot playing with something that looked like a mind. good 'ol chreg was trying to stop him.

kiashoe is walking again. and dansos was dug out of his grave because they were building a new highway.
 
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  • #8,102
A mind is a terrible thing to waste as a kid's toy. :rolleyes:

So good to hear Kiashoe is up and around again. :smile:
 
  • #8,103
she has a slight limp. she's benching 60Lbs though :eek:
 
  • #8,104
Wow! That's a lot for a string. She better be careful not to knot up her muscles doing too much though. It can be hard to work knots out of strings.
 
  • #8,105
I know, it think she's on steroids. yesterday, she tied up all the strings into a rope, hooked them to the celing, and did 87 pull ups on each arm. (or whatever strins have) bear! has been streched out so much, she's in the emergency room. Yovo suddenly developed elasticity, so he's fine.
 
  • #8,106
Then she developed plasticity and now she's not!
 
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yomamma said:
I know, it think she's on steroids. yesterday, she tied up all the strings into a rope, hooked them to the celing, and did 87 pull ups on each arm. (or whatever strins have) bear! has been streched out so much, she's in the emergency room. Yovo suddenly developed elasticity, so he's fine.
I thought strings took stuoids, not steroids. :biggrin: On a more positive note, Kiashoe helped Toxysa! get a job at the gym, as a jump rope.
 
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:smile: I forgot, stuoids. make sure toxysa does not get stepped on, she's fragile
 
  • #8,109
Okay, Franzbear, time to come home from yomamma's house. He's off at school, and I know you're just up to no good hanging around without him home.
 
  • #8,110
Franzbear won't go to school?
 
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Lisa! said:
Franzbear won't go to school?
He went to the school of hard knocks...graduated with honors. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,112
Wow how old is he?
 
  • #8,113
Oh, about 9030 replies. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,114
Come on! Franzbear was born here, so he has to have a birthday!
 
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Lisa! said:
Come on! Franzbear was born here, so he has to have a birthday!
Well, he was conceived on Feb 13, 2005, but I'd have to re-read to find out when he was born. :biggrin:
 
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he's turning 19 thread yeard on september 1st. should we give him a b-day thread?

oh, I realized that vthe franzbear account no longer exists :frown: if you find it, the password is everything
 
  • #8,117
I think Franzbear gets into enough trouble while contained to this thread, no need to unleash him on the rest of the forum. :smile:
 
  • #8,118
aw...I'm depressed...let's kill 'im
 
  • #8,119
Okay, I knew you'd see things my way eventually. :devil:

*grabs hatchet* Come here darling Franzbear, I have your un-birthday cake!
 
  • #8,120
I think he's still unconsious from the last attempt
 
  • #8,121
OMG I must act quickly!

tosses pillowcase over Fransbears head, and shoves him into the trunk! Drives off like a crazy woman...hmmm hope that wasen't the pillow case with the snakes in it...
 
  • #8,122
too slow, you got my decoy, I have franzbear now! :devil: Lights dinamyte* okay, you just stay here now.
 
  • #8,123
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

ohh yeah
 
  • #8,124
aarrggg, it is a dummy! tosses it into the Detroit river...
 
  • #8,125
nice avatar cronxeh, unfortunately, mine is better. as soon as my account is activated...
 
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hypatia said:
aarrggg, it is a dummy! tosses it into the Detroit river...
Oh, now I can't decide, should we toss the real Franzbear into the Detroit River or the East River? Either one might just be what we need to kill him once and for all.
 
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well, I would say niagra falls, but we've tried that twice...how about down the grand canyon!?
 
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Ooh, good idea. Franzbear, let's go sledding down the Grand Canyon! Here, you go first. I'll give you a good push so you get some real speed going. Maybe your Uncle Artman will return in time to see it too. (He's due back soon, right?)
 
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Yes, franzbear, it's perfectly safe! you just slide. thatt rocky formation, don't worry, you'll slide right over it. do it! I payed $125 to keep you up for more years, do what I say!
 
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yomamma said:
nice avatar cronxeh, unfortunately, mine is better. as soon as my account is activated...


well what do you know.. did you finally take that corner job like i told you to, and earned enough to pay for a yearly subscription?

sweet. I am so bad today :biggrin:

btw that link in your sig is an insult to any intelligent life form :zzz:
 
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