Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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It's quite nice here in WV (once the sun went down yesterday, I was able to open up all the windows and enjoy some fresh air). I have cows for neighbors! No, I mean real cows. :smile: Apparently the grassy land next to the townhouses is part of their pasture, and they were out mooing this morning. :biggrin: I'm loving it!

Where is Artman? He's supposed to be keeping an eye on Franzbear while I'm busy unpacking!

Franzbear, I think there's a bull out in the pasture. Why don't you go pet him? Here, take this red rag so you can wipe your hands when you're done. You don't want to have dirty hands.
 
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hey, moonbear is winning...
 
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I was wondering where you were...last time I looked, this thread had nearly dropped off the first page! I thought I had a clean kill finally.
 
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ppft! less than 24 hours, please! I have killed it for 26 hours :approve:
 
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yomamma said:
ppft! less than 24 hours, please! I have killed it for 26 hours :approve:
< < > > < < > > ^ ^ > > watch out they is sharp
 
  • #8,166
mmoooo moooo cows

ruminants are hot
 
  • #8,167
Moonbear said:
Well, he was conceived on Feb 13, 2005, but I'd have to re-read to find out when he was born. :biggrin:
A date that will live in infamy
 
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Not yet.

What's that Franzbear? The bull attacked your red handkerchief? Gee, I can't imagine how that happened. Maybe you said something mean? You should go back in and apologize to the bull.
 
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Moonbear said:
Not yet.

What's that Franzbear? The bull attacked your red handkerchief? Gee, I can't imagine how that happened. Maybe you said something mean? You should go back in and apologize to the bull.
Here Franzbear, Auntie Evo made you this special red cape, I heard that bulls just love red! Don't worry if the bull starts running at you, he just wants to check out your pretty new cape. :approve:
 
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Oh, that cape is beautiful! Make sure you write a nice thank-you note to your Auntie Evo. :approve:
 
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woohooo! 1,000 posts! :smile:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
woohooo! 1,000 posts! :smile:
Congrats!
*Passes around green apple martinis to celebrate*
 
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Moonbear said:
Congrats!
*Passes around green apple martinis to celebrate*
Cheers! *slurp!* :approve:

Can franzbear have one? He must be drinking age by now?
 
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Evo said:
Here Franzbear, Auntie Evo made you this special red cape, I heard that bulls just love red! Don't worry if the bull starts running at you, he just wants to check out your pretty new cape. :approve:
What a nice cape! wow!

how much anthrax did you put on it?[/size]
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Cheers! *slurp!* :approve:

Can franzbear have one? He must be drinking age by now?
Oh, sure, he can have a drink. *furtively adds white powder to Franzbear's martini*
 
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more anthrax, moonbear?
 
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Math Is Hard said:
woohooo! 1,000 posts! :smile:
Happy 1,000th post!
 
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~*~*~happy 1000th post~*~*~
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Can franzbear have one? He must be drinking age by now?
I don't know, do we still count age posthumously?

Happy 1000th post... it's about time :biggrin:
 
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aww, thanks, y'all. Maybe I'll just spend the rest of my PF life in franzbear and stay at 1000 posts forever. He doesn't seem to be going anywhere. In fact, he seems to really like the anthrax! I've been putting it on his donuts for months and he seems to have built up a tolerance.

oh... what the he- ..I just got two more post counts! .. do franzbear posts count now? :eek: Or maybe the odometer was running slow before. :confused:
 
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you're already over 1000 by 2.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I'm just joshing with you, yomamma. I think you are top-notch, and I am glad to know you! :smile:
Here is yomamma's post

yomamma said:
Nowe we can discuss moonbear's, Evo's, Tsu's, SOS's, and MIH's births, without posting in the wrong forum!

Maybe I'm wrong: history is also before the birth of christ?

*runs*
*hides*
*dodges bullets*

I think MIH needs a shipment of chocolate. :-p
 
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Evo said:
I read that post. :devil: :biggrin:
hmm.. y'know Tsu will be getting off work in about an hour and a half and she's still driving the grenade launching RV. I think yomamma better find a good hidey-hole between now and then or his 'face' will be grass! :smile:

and yes! I'll take that chocolate, thanks! :-p :smile: :smile:
 
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2 are on the way, right now.

hello? nirvana chocolates? Just bill it to danger. yes, okay, bye.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
hmm.. y'know Tsu will be getting off work in about an hour and a half and she's still driving the grenade launching RV. I think yomamma better find a good hidey-hole between now and then or his 'face' will be grass! :smile:
Well you really did not have to boil me in plasmic matter... >:|

Does tsu want chocolates as well? because she's getting two truckloads, like everyone else, $5,000...

I really need a way to explain the credit card bill to my parents... :redface:
 
  • #8,186
holy $#*@!

600+ pages? may this thread rest in peace with this comment. amen.
 
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cefarix said:
600+ pages? may this thread rest in peace with this comment. amen.
Nope.

Franzbear, when I last saw you you were blind folded and bonking your head into everything. Have you gotten out of your blind...BONK! fold ...hummm, I guess not. Well come over here. BONK! Thump THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!...and be careful of those steps. Climb up here...BONK! and watch your head. Have a seat...Ahhhhhh! CRASH...But not over there. Okay take us up.

What's that Franz? Oh, we're going on that helicopter ride I told you about. :smile: It'll be fun. :smile: Now you need to put on your lead skies.

Why lead? They'll help you overcome more air resistance before reaching terminal velocity so you can go nice and fast. :smile: Doesn't that sound like fun? :smile:

Now, slip on your jet pack. No, no, not that way, you silly goose. That's the way everyone else wears one. Turn it over. That's it.

Why turn it over? That way it'll help you overcome even more air resistance before reaching terminal velocity so you can go really, really and fast. :smile:

Now you better put on your parachute.

Why do you need a parachute? Silly boy, we're 20,000 feet above a snow covered mountain, of course you need a parachute if you're going to jump from this helicopter and go skiing. :devil: Wouldn't want you to fall to your death. o:) :devil:

Okay now, stand up...BONK! but watch your head.

What about your blindfold? No you can't take it off, that's part of the fun, blindly soaring through space with your jet pack firing and your lead skies falling at an ever increasing rate toward the ground...:rolleyes: It'll be fun. :smile:

Step over here to the door...BONK! watch your head, ready, set...

<push, while pulling the ripchord,>

...go.

<Flooof. out pops the parachute, wow look at the wind from the rotor fill that chute. It's pushing it down and wrapping it all over him. Look at him go! >

Fire your jet pack Franzbear!

<Jet pack starts.>

Wow look at that hole it burnt in the parachute. Who'd a thought it was so flammable.

Wow, those lead skies really do overcome wind resistance, especially with that jet pack aiming down.

Get ready Franzbear, you're getting close to the...BLAM!...ground! :devil: :smile:



Hummm. I thought that mountain was supposed to be snow covered. That's just mountain. Oh well. :devil: :smile:
 
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I see you had a good time skiing with your Uncle Artman, Franzbear. :smile: You're lucky to have such an attentive uncle. Okay kiddo, since you enjoyed that so much, I've arranged for some deep sea diving lessons for you. You seem so talented at everything, I signed you right up for the advanced certification test. Keep the lead skis, you'll need ballast to help you dive. Now, they're going to take you underwater. glug glug glug[/size]
Oh, I guess you'll want tanks too. Well, with the move and all, I've been a bit strapped for cash, so I got these second hand tanks. They're just a little dented. They should still work fine.

Off you go. *bubble bubble bubble*[/size]

Hmm...I wonder if those bubbles coming out of the back of the tank is normal?
*Gives Franzbear the thumbs up*

Well, that's okay, once he gets down a few hundred feet, they'll take those tanks away anyway. Hmmm...I wonder if anyone remembered to tell him about that part of the test so he takes a deep breath before swimming to the surface without the tanks. I shouldn't worry so much, I'm sure the El Cheapo Diving School is totally reputable. :devil:
 
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Moonbear said:
Well, that's okay, once he gets down a few hundred feet, they'll take those tanks away anyway. Hmmm...I wonder if anyone remembered to tell him about that part of the test so he takes a deep breath before swimming to the surface without the tanks. I shouldn't worry so much, I'm sure the El Cheapo Diving School is totally reputable. :devil:
Yeah, hope they teach him how to rise properly so he doesn't implode from the changing water pressure. :rolleyes:
 
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Moonbear said:
Oh, I guess you'll want tanks too. Well, with the move and all, I've been a bit strapped for cash, so I got these second hand tanks. They're just a little dented. They should still work fine.
:rolleyes: Aren't those two different types of tanks? Isn't that one clorine and the other one ammonia? Or is one Propane and the other oxygen? I wonder if his speaker in his mask could set something like that...?

Bloop, bloop, bloop,BLAM!


Yeah I guess it could. :biggrin: