Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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blasphemy!1one111
 
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spaghetti is only good with lots of sauce to drown out the taste :approve:
 
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Oh, there's an idea! Franzbear, hop into this big tub of sauce. Why? It's good for your complexion.

I'll be right back. Where am I going? Oh, just to bring around the starving grad students. :rolleyes:
 
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*turns on sauce burner*

It's like a hot tub. we can't serve you to-- I mean :redface: serve you with this...spa treatment...without... heat :redface: :rolleyes:

Now, bring out the spaghetti! Why? ummm...it's almost dinnertime! :smile:
 
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*sniff sniff* Do I smell something burning? Oh, it's that sauce! Oh no! I guess we didn't really need those blow torches to heat it. :rolleyes:
 
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i need about 10 gallons of liquid nitrogen..

gonna make 2 gallons of icecream :-p
 
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time to put the sauce on the noodles...
*pour*

oh...that looks delicious! let's dig in! *munch*

What's that little white thing that looks like a thread? oh, well... *munch*
 
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yomamma said:
What's that little white thing that looks like a thread? oh, well... *munch*
Oh, it's nothing. Spaghetti is supposed to look like that.
 
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oh...no matter, I ate it :biggrin:
 
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:cry: You ate Franzbear! Now you're going to have to wait for him to...umm...pass.
 
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Just kidding :biggrin: that other guy ate him. he 'passed' and he's really not the same. he tried to hang himself with bear!
 
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*dons biohazard suit* Okay, I'm going in. Cover me!

*scrubs Franzbear in boiling water* Hold still, we have to get you disinfected! *pours ethanol on Franzbear* Hey, quit drinking that!
*remembers microbiology training...disinfect instruments by flaming them after dipping in alcohol* No, you're not going anywhere yet!
*lights match and touches it to Franzbear* Ooh, look at him burn. Quit screaming! You have to let all the alcohol burn off.
I don't want to take any chances here, there are just nasty, nasty, nasty bacteria where you just came from. *pours hospital grade Lysol on Franzbear* Oh, sorry, that probably stings a bit after the burns. :rolleyes:

Okay, I think you're disinfected. Here, smear some of this jelly on the burns, it'll feel better. :smile: Oh, nevermind that label, it's not really napalm, I just reused the container. o:) :rolleyes:
 
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umm...that was my nitroglycerin... :rolleyes:


BOOOMM![/size]
 
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Oh, oops, my mistake. :redface:
 
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okay, bear! is okay. kiashoe has gotten off the steroids.

Yovo got an F- in ALL of his classes, exept for home ec, he got an A...
 
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Well, then, Yovo, you're in charge of cooking dinner, and I have a basket of mending you can do too; just be careful you don't grab one of your brothers or sisters to thread onto that needle!
 
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oops! i cought my room on fire a few minutes ago.
 
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Hmmmm. A series of random statements that seem to serve no purpose. Then, I'm in threadkillers again.
 
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i was watching the fox5 news today...

and they said that some lab had 3 mice who were infected with bubonic plague escape

so get this. those retards over at FOX proceed to interviews with president of the lab, the history, etc... and 4 minutes later they say that the lab claims that 3 mice died and other mice ate them

now how different is that from escaped vs eaten?
 
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i was in physics class today...

and we were doing a lab on projectile motion. To do this we use an air table and these special "pucks" that float on the table. But these pucks and the carbon paper under the air table are set up so that electricity is run through it and as a result, wherever the pucks go a dot appears (oh yea, you put paper overotop the carbon paper) every --hz...depending on the frequency, it's kind of like a ticker-tape on an air table that uses electricity to plot the dots instead of a vibrating pointy-thingy.

So my friend and I are doing our lab, and I ask him to push the pedal (which turns on the electricity) when I launch the puck. So I'm setting up my paper on the table, and don't notice him playing around with the puck (he later tells me he was trying to see how much he had to press it to turn it on). Oh, and my metal watch on my wrist is resting, along with my entire hand, on the carbon paper. So he pushes the pedal a bit to far, and...

ZAP!

...let me just say I felt that shock travel up my arm and into my shoulder, and my wrist (which my metal watch was on) was numb for about 10 minutes afterward...

We laughed about it all day :smile: :smile:

The funny thing is, the grade 11 class came in afterwards and we told this one kid to touch the carbon paper (told him it had a cool texture) and he did...and my friend had the pedal pressed...it was hilarious! (No there is not enough voltage to do damage it just shocks you...and if you are wearing metal that is touching it than it shocks you to a greater degree).
 
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Yesterday, I lost my calc. along w/ my book

Today, I walked into that class early to get them. and the first thing I see: my friend, playing with the calc. and holding the book. :|
 
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Maybe you need better friends! :eek:
 
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He was playing with the graph feature, i trust 'm

yovo has made fois gras for us. (you can eat it ) and since franzbear is a vegitarian, he made him an E-coli Veggie burger.
 
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When did Franzbear become vegetarian?! No way! No son of mine is going to be some vegetable killer! Franzbear, sit right down and eat this steak now!
 
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Didn't you see his bumper sticker? I'm not a vegitarian because I like animals, I'm a vegitarian because I hate plants!

and then there's the legalize it sticker...
 
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Good morning yomamma! Don't be late for school! :biggrin:
 
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morning thread http://carboninside.com/brush.gif
 
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Moonbear said:
Good morning yomamma! Don't be late for school! :biggrin:
Don't forget your water resistant footwear. :biggrin:
 
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yomamma said:
Didn't you see his bumper sticker? I'm not a vegitarian because I like animals, I'm a vegitarian because I hate plants!
I like my animals well done.
 
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Artman said:
Don't forget your water resistant footwear. :biggrin:
The lead galoshes or the steel rainboots with the attached wires?