Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Franzbear, I've got your new waders...yep, you guessed it, they're made of concrete. The Genco Clothing Store has a wide selection of concrete footwear and accessories. :approve: You can wear them on your next fishing trip with your Uncle Artman. He's going to take you noodling! :biggrin:
 
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  • #8,342
evo said:
Franzbear is only five years old!

he is seventeen

moonbear said:
Franzbear, I've got your new waders...yep, you guessed it, they're made of concrete. The Genco Clothing Store has a wide selection of concrete footwear and accessories. You can wear them on your next fishing trip with your Uncle Artman. He's going to take you noodling!

Moonbear, who are you talking to, they just got back from noodling a few hours ago. Franzbear was caught underwater for 5 12 hours! luckily, to make up for it, franzbear caught a 400-pounder, and yovo has started to cook it. yovo found a new technique where you tie something around the fish to make it cook so thie skin come right off...where is franzbear? yovo! did you use franzbear as your-

AHHHHHHHHH![/size]
 
  • #8,343
Well, at least by removing his skin, he won't have any scars from the leeches he picked up while wading.
 
  • #8,344
actually, the leeches removed everything! he's one tough thread...maybe he can do some good with clinical trials...

*at franzbear's first clinical trial: ebola test*

okay franzbear, they're going to put you in that room with the ebola virus and see if you die or not...
 
  • #8,345
*looks around*
PST...yomamma! I got that life insurance for franzbear, we split 50/50? It says in case of scientific testing death we get 15 times the premium!
 
  • #8,346
well, $12,000,000,000 is a lot of money...

okay, 50/50, I get 6 bill. you get 6 bill.[/size]
 
  • #8,347
Hey, where's my cut?
 
  • #8,348
fine, we each get $4,000

the first results have come back and those idiots at savethread found a cure for bola! I told them to give him a placebo!

I'm signing him up for AIDS research.
 
  • #8,349
AIDS is too slow. They need subjects for testing how deadly these new strains of flu are. I think he should join those studies.
 
  • #8,350
Why is this thread still alive? I disappear into oblivion for 3 months and this thing still won't go away? Jeebus christo...
 
  • #8,351
HOLY CRAP! FRANZBEAR'S FATHER!


you were a bad father figure by leaving like that
 
  • #8,352
yomamma said:
HOLY CRAP! FRANZBEAR'S FATHER!


you were a bad father figure by leaving like that

What can I say, I'm a workaholic.

And no, there were no psych majors involved in my disappearance, so don't ask.
 
  • #8,353
hmmm...
 
  • #8,354
*rubs eyes* *rubs eyes again* OMG franz! is back, awesome! :cool:
 
  • #8,355
mattmns said:
*rubs eyes* *rubs eyes again* OMG franz! is back, awesome! :cool:


I feel loved...i think...
 
  • #8,356
I would think now would be a good time to talk about child support..and there are bills pouring in from various property damage claims..not to mention the fines from invading federal air space, reckless driving and toxic waste clean-up. :cool:
 
  • #8,357
franznietzsche said:
I feel loved...i think...
It'll wear off, don't worry
 
  • #8,358
hypatia said:
I would think now would be a good time to talk about child support..and there are bills pouring in from various property damage claims..not to mention the fines from invading federal air space, reckless driving and toxic waste clean-up. :cool:

It was an immaculate conception, IIRC.

Or so Danger(or someone told me) in hopes of keeping me from being too traumatized.
 
  • #8,359
and franzbear is a father now. he had 16 little strings. one of them's dead tho.
 
  • #8,360
yomamma said:
and franzbear is a father now. he had 16 little strings. one of them's dead tho.


I just knew he wouldn't listen when i told him to stick to single player.
 
  • #8,361
actually, the only tim- nvm...let's not get into that sailor story again... :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,362
yomamma said:
and franzbear is a father now. he had 16 little strings. one of them's dead tho.
What? They're ALL dead now.
 
  • #8,363
Smurf said:
What? They're ALL dead now.

Oh good, I can't franzbear the thought of being a grandfather...


Sorry for the pun.
 
  • #8,364
franznietzsche said:
What can I say, I'm a workaholic.
Yeah, right, you bum! Where's my child support! :biggrin:

And no, there were no psych majors involved in my disappearance, so don't ask.
:frown: Aww, shucks, I lost that bet. I was sure the two were related.
 
  • #8,365
franznietzsche said:
Why is this thread still alive? I disappear into oblivion for 3 months and this thing still won't go away? Jeebus christo...
Oh my gosh! Look what the cat beat-up, got drunk, had its way with, and dragged in!


Speaking of which, Franzbear I got you a new suit. That old one is pretty beat up, burned up, shot up, water damaged, electrically fried, poison covered --well let's just say you need one. :smile:

<Franzbear puts on the new suit.>

What's that? Yes it does smell like liverwurst. Thats' because its made from liverwurst, you silly thread. :smile: I had it made special for your trip to the lion house at the zoo today. :smile: :devil:

We should get going, we don't want to miss feeding time. I've arranged for you to be able to feed them. :approve:

It'll be fun! :smile: :biggrin: :devil:
 
  • #8,366
Moonbear said:
Yeah, right, you bum! Where's my child support! :biggrin:

Talk to Louie the Loan Shark.


:frown: Aww, shucks, I lost that bet. I was sure the two were related.

Not a chance. That would involve something actually going right in my life. Not a chance.
 
  • #8,367
franznietzsche said:
Talk to Louie the Loan Shark.
:rolleyes: It looks like Louie met an untimely demise.

Not a chance. That would involve something actually going right in my life. Not a chance.
Sorry to hear that. You're too young to be so jaded already. :frown: I was hoping things would go well with her...a psychology major would be just the thing for you. :biggrin: :-p
 
  • #8,368
It looks like Louie met an untimely demise.

:smile: I guess franz will have to pay up. (I'm so used to calling franzbear 'franz')
 
  • #8,369
Artman said:
Oh my gosh! Look what the cat beat-up, got drunk, had its way with, and dragged in!


Speaking of which, Franzbear I got you a new suit. That old one is pretty beat up, burned up, shot up, water damaged, electrically fried, poison covered --well let's just say you need one. :smile:

<Franzbear puts on the new suit.>

What's that? Yes it does smell like liverwurst. Thats' because its made from liverwurst, you silly thread. :smile: I had it made special for your trip to the lion house at the zoo today. :smile: :devil:

We should get going, we don't want to miss feeding time. I've arranged for you to be able to feed them. :approve:

It'll be fun! :smile: :biggrin: :devil:
ok, now get right in there franzbear. don't be afraid, they won't hurt you...just...

AHHAHAHHAHHH!H!

franzbear why did you have to ruin that suit as well? you must learn to take care of your stuff, money doesn't grow on trees

...speaking of which the kamodo dragon is having trouble reaching the pig hanging from the tree in its compound, your uncle Artman has arranged for you to help feed it. Make sure you keep you palm flat ok?
 
  • #8,370
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: It looks like Louie met an untimely demise.


Sorry to hear that. You're too young to be so jaded already. :frown:

I was thoroughly jaded before this. It just so happens that I let that slip for a few weeks, stupid me.

I was hoping things would go well with her...

As was I.

a psychology major would be just the thing for you. :biggrin: :-p

Hardy har har...

And today is talk like a pirate day! So ARRR!