Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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oh, okay. go and jog franzbear! around the hospital, into the test labs! I don't care if your leg is broken, go!
 
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  • #8,942
Moonbear said:
*puts on glasses and a labcoat* Dr. Moonbear is in. What seems to be the trouble this time little Franzbear?


Doctor.. can I have a lollipop? :-p
 
  • #8,943
Dr Moonbear says yes, but first you have to get franzbear from the OR, they mistook him for another thread and he's about to have a kidney transplant :redface:
 
  • #8,944
<Paging Doctor Moe (Moonbear), Doctor Larry (Yomamma) and Dr Curly (Artman) to the operating room.>

Woob, woob, woob, woob.
Hey! What's that thread doing just lying around on the operating table?
Nyan, nyan, nyan. Hummmm, I think I'll just thread the stiching needle with it. La da dee, la da da. La da dee, la dee. Hummmm. It seems to be stuck. Nyan. Woob, woob, woob.

<Dr Curly starts pulling on the thread and unraveling onto the operating room floor.>

Hummm, a wise guy eh! Why I oughta...Woob, woob, woob. Hummm, what's this stuff? Oh alcohol. Yumm.

<Takes off rubbing alcohol cap and takes a swig.>

Nyan, nyan, nyan.

<tosses bottle down and slaps head with both hands.>

Woob, woob, woob. Yuck. Must have been a bad year.

<Thread is lying in knots on the floor and rubbing alcohol falls on it.>

Nyan! <Dr curly runs out of room.>
 
  • #8,945
*puts on labcoat*

Okay...let me clean this up :rolleyes: rubbing alchohol? I'll ring you out. *twists franzbear* I know it hurts, live with it! hm...you don't seem to be living though...we'd better send you to Dr. Moonbear quick!
 
  • #8,946
yomamma said:
*puts on labcoat*
Okay...let me clean this up :rolleyes: rubbing alchohol? I'll ring you out. *twists franzbear* I know it hurts, live with it! hm...you don't seem to be living though...we'd better send you to Dr. Moonbear quick!

Hmm.. ill get the crash cart, get me some O2 ill start bvm

Art, quick! Get a central line going. Yomomma get the EKG, and for crying out loud will someone put on my trance music?!

*catches sight of nurse Danger* NURSE! I need epinephrine, .3 cc with atropine, STAT!

ROAR! Dése prisa! :biggrin:
 
  • #8,947
Danger! You are supposed to be wearing a male uniform!

okay..the EKG...yeah...:rolleyes:
 
  • #8,948
cronxeh said:
Hmm.. ill get the crash cart, get me some O2 ill start bvm
Art, quick! Get a central line going. Yomomma get the EKG, and for crying out loud will someone put on my trance music?!
*catches sight of nurse Danger* NURSE! I need epinephrine, .3 cc with atropine, STAT!
ROAR! Dése prisa! :biggrin:
Okay, charge the paddles.

CLEAR![/size]

*BOOOM!*[/size]

Oops, with all that O2 and alcohol around, maybe shocking him wasn't the best idea. :redface: Well, looks like the sprinklers will take care of the fire damage.

bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt
Oops, looks like the water from the sprinklers is shorting out the EKG. :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,949
hmm... EVACUATE! oh, no! I don't know how to unbulcke the belt on the OR table! :rolleyes::redface: woe is me! I have to leave franzbear to die in the fire! *places outward palm on forehead*

gotta go!
 
  • #8,950
yomamma said:
hmm... EVACUATE! oh, no! I don't know how to unbulcke the belt on the OR table! :rolleyes::redface: woe is me! I have to leave franzbear to die in the fire! *places outward palm on forehead*
gotta go!
Quick let's save Franzbear! Here is a fire extinquisher. That's funny I thought they were usually red. This one is silver and has the word ETHER written on it (here I thought there was no such thing as ether :biggrin:). Oh well.

<opens the valve on the "fire extinquisher">

BLAM!

Hey, the explosion put the fire out. :approve: :biggrin:
 
  • #8,951
I cannot believe this thread hasn't died yet.
 
  • #8,952
It went into a coma once, but it can't be killed.
 
  • #8,953
600 pages? I wish i had that much time on my hands.
 
  • #8,954
TRIBDOG! Welcome back!

tribdog said:
I cannot believe this thread hasn't died yet.

You've got to be kidding. You dangled something as tempting as the title of "Thread Killer Champion" in front of Moonbear and me and expect us to abandon it...ever...

:rolleyes: You should know it's not a good idea to dangle anything in front of moonbear. :biggrin:

:rolleyes: Okay, it's not a good idea to dangle anything in front of me either, but only cause I don't want you to.
 
  • #8,955
Artman said:
TRIBDOG! Welcome back!
You've got to be kidding. You dangled something as tempting as the title of "Thread Killer Champion" in front of Moonbear and me and expect us to abandon it...ever...
:rolleyes: You should know it's not a good idea to dangle anything in front of moonbear. :biggrin:
:rolleyes: Okay, it's not a good idea to dangle anything in front of me either, but only cause I don't want you to.

:-p What's dangling?

Yomamma started out as quite the thread-killing novice, but I'm pleased to say he's really turned out to be a great protege around here. He's managed to really stun the thread a few times, but it's invincible. I guess a thread created like you can take quite a beating and still keep surviving somehow. :bugeye: :smile:
 
  • #8,956
Andy said:
600 pages? I wish i had that much time on my hands.
It was more, but got pruned a bit...minor scissor accident, nothing permanent of course.

Now all we need is to get JimmyP back here (we all know how much he misses his tribdog).
 
  • #8,957
Moonbear said:
:-p What's dangling?
well, it's long (many say too long, although some think you can never have enough).
Moonbear said:
Yomamma started out as quite the thread-killing novice, but I'm pleased to say he's really turned out to be a great protege around here...
Yes. I didn't mean to exclude him or cronxeh or the others who have come along and joined our obsession. :approve: Yomamma has, I'm pretty sure, posted much more than I have in this thread (and many quality posts), but we've been here since the beginning.
 
  • #8,958
Just checked the post list and yes yomamma has outposted me here. Evo has been around since the beginning as well. And we all know you can't dangle anything in front of her. I learned that the hard way...:rolleyes:... yeah. :-p :biggrin:
 
  • #8,959
Ooh, and I even got the 9000th reply...again? :confused:
 
  • #8,960
Moonbear said:
:-p What's dangling?
Yomamma started out as quite the thread-killing novice, but I'm pleased to say he's really turned out to be a great protege around here. He's managed to really stun the thread a few times, but it's invincible. I guess a thread created like you can take quite a beating and still keep surviving somehow. :bugeye: :smile:
is that a question about what is the definition of dangling? or a question about what is it that is dangling?
ps I prefer to say swinging slowly, mightily and Jovian-like instead of dangling
 
  • #8,961
Yes, I hold the thread killing record of 49 hours :approve:
Tribdog, I can't have any more competition. I'm afraid you can no longer live :cool:

BTW- when are we getting that new skin?
 
  • #8,962
yomamma said:
BTW- when are we getting that new skin?
Yeah, our skin is overdue.
 
  • #8,963
The more I think about it, the more I realize just how much little Franzbear takes after tribdog! :bugeye: Bruised, squashed, burned, burned some more, cut, run over, banged up, exploded, and somehow not dead yet. :eek: Could we have gotten the paternity wrong? :rolleyes: :redface: :blushing:
 
  • #8,964
Where is franzbear? didn't we last leave him in the explosion? kiashoe, bear! go save franzbear from the fire and take him to the DestrayThread hospital, stat! Where there also, suspiciously is a Dr. Moonber, Dr. Yomamma, and Dr. Artman :rolleyes:
 
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Moonbear said:
The more I think about it, the more I realize just how much little Franzbear takes after tribdog! :bugeye: Bruised, squashed, burned, burned some more, cut, run over, banged up, exploded, and somehow not dead yet. :eek: Could we have gotten the paternity wrong? :rolleyes: :redface: :blushing:
OMG! It's tribbear!
 
  • #8,966
This is like that Maury Povich Show :bugeye:
 
  • #8,967
Evo said:
OMG! It's tribbear!
Wait, shhh...not so loud...I'm still getting child support from Franz.[/size]
 
  • #8,968
Evo said:
OMG! It's tribbear!
OMG we'll never be able to kill it! :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
  • #8,969
Moonbear said:
Wait, shhh...not so loud...I'm still getting child support from Franz.[/size]

franz= poor
trib-rich(er?)
you=insane
 
  • #8,970
yomamma said:
franz= poor
trib-rich(er?)
you=insane
yomamma=deluded