Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #8,911
cronxeh said:
I'd probably have to find out why he collapsed first
other than the brownies Moonie might've fed him.. there could be the never ending cycle of life threat against it too
you waste way too much time on details. you're going to have to move faster than that if you want to save lives. I say shock him first, ask questions later. :biggrin:
 
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  • #8,912
Math Is Hard said:
so cronxeh, if franzbear collapses in front of you, will you
a) shock him with paddles
b) inject substances into his heart
c) smack him around
d) walk away and snicker
e) none of the above

:-p :biggrin: Smack him with paddles and inject him with snickers.
 
  • #8,913
OMg, I just realized that I'm much cooler than I thought I was :smile:
 
  • #8,914
yomamma said:
OMg, I just realized that I'm much cooler than I thought I was :smile:

-Pfft-

*stabs franzbear*

Maybe it was really that easy...
 
  • #8,915
Yeah, that last comment of yomamma's apparently left us all speechless. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,916
Moonbear said:
Yeah, that last comment of yomamma's apparently left us all speechless. :biggrin:


I didn't know how to react :cry:
 
  • #8,917
Moonbear said:
Yeah, that last comment of yomamma's apparently left us all speechless. :biggrin:
I thought I was in the twilight zone
:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :rolleyes: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
Where everything was all twisted up from normal.
 
  • #8,918
damn! I has a 49 hour kill!
 
  • #8,919
Seriously though, this thread needs to just die.

*kicks franz bear in the face*

There, that's better now.
 
  • #8,920
It'll never die. Even if yomamma kills it, he'd feel guilty and start missing Franzbear, and would end up dragging his lifeless corpse around seeking a miracle to bring him back to life.
 
  • #8,921
That only happened when evo killed it BY CLOSING IT.


I will kill it. and you won't :-p nyah-nyah-nyah!
 
  • #8,922
Moonbear said:
It'll never die. Even if yomamma kills it, he'd feel guilty and start missing Franzbear, and would end up dragging his lifeless corpse around seeking a miracle to bring him back to life.


You know guys.. I can see it now. The motherly love for her baby has made her climb the ladder of power, obtaining the super mentor position, and now there's no way this thread ig going down :-p
 
  • #8,923
*plays theme music*
 
  • #8,924
You guys do know that this thread was off the first page of GD a couple days ago right?
 
  • #8,925
yeah, i had a 49 hour kill...
 
  • #8,926
Oh bugger, now I remember why I left PF in the first place!

Franz is back then eh, and I mean the Nietzsche as well as the bear. Rats and arse!
 
  • #8,927
bye brewnog, we'll miss you :smile:

*closes and locks door*
 
  • #8,928
brewnog said:
Oh bugger, now I remember why I left PF in the first place!
Franz is back then eh, and I mean the Nietzsche as well as the bear. Rats and arse!
I just have to say that the Brits have such a cute way of cursing. :smile:
Franzbear, the whole woodworking thing didn't work well for you, did it? You need another hobby. Let's try electronics! :smile: It'll be fun. :smile:
Let's build a Tesla Coil! :biggrin: :devil: First, you need to wrap this copper wire around this tube.
<Ties the thread to the end of the copper wire>
Now, while you're doing that, I'll plug in the 10,000 volt transformer. It'll be more of a challenge working on it live. :approve: :smile: :devil:
Tizzzzzizzzzzizzzzzizzzzzizzzzz:rolleyes:...You should probably let go of that...:rolleyes:izzzzzZAPPPP!
 
  • #8,929
hey franzbear! stop trying to merge with that wire! its not a thread and only mentors have that power! Now, try again! I don't care if it's still on! you're still alive arent you?! are you?[/size] anyway, try again!

ZZZzz[/size]ZZZzzz[/size]ZZzzzz[/size]

Try again!
 
  • #8,930
Okay Franzbear, I see that you're all tied up with wrapping that copper wire, but it's time to install the 10,000 to 100,000 volt transformer. That should be enclosed in a non-conductive cover, but that's just for wimps. :wink: We're working on it live, so we might as well just have you hold the transformer, right? :biggrin:
...Hummm is that a puddle of water on the floor there under your feet?...Tizzzzzizzzzzizzzzzizzzzzizzzzz ...yes, I think it is...izzzzzZAPPPP!
Yup that was water. Hmmm, I didn't know one thread could stand straight up in the air like that.
 
  • #8,931
He's not standing up anymore...:rolleyes: uh, oh... you get the shovel, I'll start the truck! nobody will ever know!
 
  • #8,932
yomamma said:
He's not standing up anymore...:rolleyes: uh, oh... you get the shovel, I'll start the truck! nobody will ever know!
Yomamma driving a truck, now that's scary! :biggrin:
 
  • #8,933
I can drive! :rolleyes: I
'll just put the keys in...no, not that slot, just kidding :redface: onlya mild shock. and, the stickshift...oh, that's the radio..and let me pu my foot on the gas, just kidding, I knew that was the break :redface:

EEEERRRR! EEEEKKK! *CRASH*![/size]

okay, I got out of the driveway, and...artman how about you drive?:redface:
 
  • #8,934
Maybe you should have asked Franzbear to put on his seatbelt before you tried driving. Oh well, flying through the windshield and into that tree couldn't have hurt too much, could it? :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,935
no!:rolleyes: it's just a little scratch with alotta blood. :redface: quick! to the killthread hospital to see Dr. Moonbear (who suspiciously reminds me of moonbear :rolleyes:)
 
  • #8,936
*puts on glasses and a labcoat* Dr. Moonbear is in. What seems to be the trouble this time little Franzbear?
 
  • #8,937
No, nevermind, that's not moonbear :rolleyes:

well, Dr. Moonbear. Franzbear seems to be mutilated, hemmorhaging, um...and a lot of other stuff. But my problem is that his cuts haven't been cleaned :rolleyes: could you use that rubbing alchohol on him..?:rolleyes:
 
  • #8,938
Moonbear said:
I vote all of the above! :rolleyes: I guess that means except (e), unless I'm hanging out with a philosopher, in which case I'll include (e) just to see what happens to them. :smile: :devil:
Reminds me of this:

Some guy said that: ":-p and being serious contradict each other.:-p "
I think this is :confused: :eek: :cry: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: , but I have no wish to explain it! :-p
 
  • #8,939
On the front page of the newspaper today there was an article about ID being taught as science. My favorite part of the article was this: "Sanderoff also noted that the more educated people were, the less likely they were to support teaching intelligent design in a school." :smile:!
 
  • #8,940
yomamma said:
No, nevermind, that's not moonbear :rolleyes:
well, Dr. Moonbear. Franzbear seems to be mutilated, hemmorhaging, um...and a lot of other stuff. But my problem is that his cuts haven't been cleaned :rolleyes: could you use that rubbing alchohol on him..?:rolleyes:
Oh, there's really no need for the rubbing alcohol. He should just walk it off. A little infection is good for him, it builds up the immune system. :rolleyes: