Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #101
Moonbear said:
Wrong thread! That one was tied to tribdog's...:rolleyes:...y'know. You better run quick before he tells you to kiss it and make it better.

The right thread was this one here. *holds up thread to show MIH and a writhing tribdog* :biggrin:
Yeeeewwww! Which thread have i been grabbing? Yeeeeeewwwww!


(Thank goodness I had that hockey mask on.)

BobG said:
Geez, this is just pathetic. Every single one of you should be embarrassed.

Resorting to gun slinging ... cross dressing ... and WAYNE GRETZKY?! ... in a HOCKEY GOALIE MASK?! May you be banned from Canada, forever!

Seriously, taping people up with duct tape and burning down houses. And Artman, surely you've long since reached the age where you still need to call for your mommy. If I were you folks I'd be hoping this thread died ... quickly ... and be hoping no one would ever remember the horrible things you've posted on this thread.

For shame, for shame.

Shameless attempt to steal the thread BobG.

Mine again. Mine, mine, mine :biggrin:
 
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  • #102
Math Is Hard said:
CURSES! I've been hornswaggled!
You've been hornswaggled? Look how swaggled my horn is!
 
  • #103
tribdog said:
You've been hornswaggled? Look how swaggled my horn is!

I don't think I want to look. :-p

*grabs salad tongs and picks up thread*
 
  • #104
Moonbear said:
I don't think I want to look. :-p

*grabs salad tongs and picks up thread*



Gimme gimmm gimme!

Mine!

*take thread and puts it where no one will want to reach for it*
 
  • #105
franznietzsche said:
Gimme gimmm gimme!

Mine!

*take thread and puts it where no one will want to reach for it*
HEY! A-Hole! pay attention!
 
  • #106
Seriously, something is going to have to be done about that guy.
 
  • #107
tribdog said:
HEY! A-Hole! pay attention!


NOT THERE!


I used a proxy's posterior, not my own.

This proxy happens to a rhinocerous btw.

Enjoy, tribdog!
 
  • #108
Hey franz, I just posted a brain teaser and I used your name in it. Everyone else should try it. I think that, for you franz, the teaser should be to see if you can find it.
 
  • #109
franznietzsche said:
NOT THERE!


I used a proxy's posterior, not my own.

This proxy happens to a rhinocerous btw.

Enjoy, tribdog!

Y'know, I really didn't want to have to go there. But, if I must...
*pulls on arm-length glove and retrieves thread*

You can have your rhino back now. He seems a little mad at you. :-p
 
  • #110
I think that's because I let franz borrow the electroejaculator. I wondered what he wanted that for...
 
  • #111
Tsu said:
I think that's because I let franz borrow the electroejaculator. I wondered what he wanted that for...

Just when I was watching the thread slip slowly to the bottom of the page with my name still on it as last poster, you just had to sneak in, didn't you? Aren't you supposed to be on vacation basking in tropical sunshine or something? :biggrin:
 
  • #112
and while Tsu and Moonbear discuss..

YOINK!
*grabs thread AND electroejaculator*
:biggrin:
 
  • #113
Hey MIH,

While you playing with that long, buzzing toy, I think I'll help myself to this little stringy thingy.

<Hmmm...she didn't hear me ! That toy she's splaying with must really be something !>
 
  • #114
You might have wanted to "yoink" that electroejaculator a little more gently. Poor franz will never be the same again. :blushing:

I better restrategize here. I wasn't too worried while the boys were fighting over the thread, I know I've got more stamina than all those young pups, but my sisters are real scrappers. Now it's going to have to get rough! :devil:

*Grabs thread and ducks behind large boulder for cover.*
 
  • #115
Moonbear, she never had the thread. You must've grabbed her flaying noodle !

Ooh, just noticed a typo in my previous post. Honestly, that was a typo. :redface:
 
  • #116
Gokul43201 said:
Moonbear, she never had the thread. You must've grabbed her flaying noodle !

Ooh, just noticed a typo in my previous post. Honestly, that was a typo. :redface:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That stringy thingy wasn't the thread! :blushing: Us sisters stick together and play a mean passing game! :-p
 
  • #117
so then who really HAS the thread? Maybe it's all in the concept of "having" or in the concept of "threadness". If I believe I have the thread, or if I am experiencing a "thread-having" sensation, then I must actually have it.
 
  • #118
Please consider my proof that relativity is wrong. It came to me in a dream last night, and the fact that it has been rejected by all the journals that I sent it to proves that I have stumbled upon something too shocking for the physics community.

KE = \frac{1}{2}mv^2
This implies that any object is allowed to have only half of its energy. The other have is virtual energy. Virtual energy can be annihilated by virtual anti-energy producing mass. This virtual anti-energy is what gives rise to vacuum polarization.

For more of my proof, go to www.lastditcheffort.com

Please do not lock this down as the ravings of a heretic. Remember that Galileo was ostracized on this very same basis.
 
  • #119
:smile: It's the return of for3to0won! Gokul, what are you up to? You didn't think you'd bring in a ringer to get the thread locked so you could claim the prize, did you?
 
  • #120
Moonbear said:
:smile: It's the return of for3to0won! Gokul, what are you up to? You didn't think you'd bring in a ringer to get the thread locked so you could claim the prize, did you?


IT was good try though. A darn good one actually, had me very confused for a moment.

But this thread is mine, and none shall take it form me. I won the title!
 
  • #121
Damn you, Moonbear ! :devil: All that work for nought.
 
  • #122
Gokul43201 said:
Damn you, Moonbear ! :devil: All that work for nought.


Failure is you, da?
 
  • #123
Gokul43201 said:
Damn you, Moonbear ! :devil: All that work for nought.

What can I say?? for3to0won and I are old friends. We used to chat a bit via PM. :smile: Clever link though. :biggrin:

So, anyway, what's the difference between a thread and a string?
 
  • #124
Moonbear said:
What can I say?? for3to0won and I are old friends. We used to chat a bit via PM. :smile: Clever link though. :biggrin:

So, anyway, what's the difference between a thread and a string?


you know what's really sad? We've been arguing for about six pages voer who gets to have the last post in this thread. We have no lives.

ON a similar note, i just spent 4.5 hours defining 14.41 million array elements for a solar convection model we've been working on. I was surprised i finished so soon, i was expecting it to take more like 7-8 hours. Yay.
 
  • #125
franznietzsche said:
you know what's really sad? We've been arguing for about six pages voer who gets to have the last post in this thread. We have no lives.

Don't think you're going to guilt me into giving you this thread just because you have no life. :smile:
 
  • #126
Moonbear said:
Don't think you're going to guilt me into giving you this thread just because you have no life. :smile:


No, but i am just a little deranged after all that programming. I mean 14.41 million, is a lot of array elements to define, i could *SNAP* at any time now...hehe...hheeeheheeee!
 
  • #127
Franz: Fourteen million four hundred thousand and three, fourteen million four hundred thousand and four...

Moonbear: Hey franz! 20, 39, 10, 2994, 826.

Franz: One, two, three...
 
  • #128
Moonbear said:
Franz: Fourteen million four hundred thousand and three, fourteen million four hundred thousand and four...

Moonbear: Hey franz! 20, 39, 10, 2994, 826.

Franz: One, two, three...


When my head explodes, I'm making sure all the juicy parts land on you
 
  • #129
This really is quite sad.

sh*t f*ck a$$hole
 
  • #130
for3to0won said:
Please consider my proof that relativity is wrong. It came to me in a dream last night, and the fact that it has been rejected by all the journals that I sent it to proves that I have stumbled upon something too shocking for the physics community.

KE = \frac{1}{2}mv^2
This implies that any object is allowed to have only half of its energy. The other have is virtual energy. Virtual energy can be annihilated by virtual anti-energy producing mass. This virtual anti-energy is what gives rise to vacuum polarization.

For more of my proof, go to www.lastditcheffort.com

Please do not lock this down as the ravings of a heretic. Remember that Galileo was ostracized on this very same basis.
This was a brilliant attempt. Bore it to death! Suck it's brains out! I love this!

It's diabolical. A mad scientist thread killer. I can picture it in my head, a Gothic castle, damp walls, steep winding stairs leading to a dark laboratory in
the attic. We enter and see the thread lying strapped to a table, the evil scientist bending over it preparing to remove it's life force yet try and hold it for his own. Sparks are flying everywhere (I think that's because of the electroejaculator in his other hand)...

...How appropoe (sp?) for a Physics forum, but you shall not succeed in your effort to enihalate this thread. I cut the bands that were holding it to the table.

Ha Ha! It's mine again!
 
  • #131
By the way, I also got the electroejaculator.

So with the thread in one hand and the electroejaculator in the other, I beat the raging beast into submission.

The, uh, thread I mean.
 
  • #132
But if i say **** **** ******* when a mentor is about they should lock the thread and i would have killed it, is that right? I'm surprised nobody has thought of that yet.
 
  • #133
You don't want a mentor to close the thread. Evo cheats. She locks the thread THEN sneaks in the last word and steals it for herself.
 
  • #134
We have thought of it, we're smarter than to try it.
 
  • #135
I'm still laughing about Gokul's "splaying" remark.
 
  • #136
tribdog said:
I'm still laughing about Gokul's "splaying" remark.

LOL! I missed that. I thought he meant grabbing the "stringy thingy" was the "typo." :smile:
 
  • #137
Artman enters, whistling <whhhh whhh whh whhhh whh whhhh> sees the thread, just lying unattended, picks it up and exits with it.

He takes the thread to his new hiding place (since Moonbear burnt down my cabin in the woods ), ties the thread up, and begins to devise an evil way to do it in. :devil: :devil: :devil:
 
  • #138
Artman said:
Artman enters, whistling <whhhh whhh whh whhhh whh whhhh> sees the thread, just lying unattended, picks it up and exits with it.

He takes the thread to his new hiding place (since Moonbear burnt down my cabin in the woods ), ties the thread up, and begins to devise an evil way to do it in. :devil: :devil: :devil:


Why would you pull it out of a rhino's rectum? i stashed it there for safe keeping and you took it anyway?

Now that is dedication.
 
  • #139
Meanwhile, Moonbear is out walking along the docks, hoping to pick up a sailor, when she hears a thread-like whimper coming from a houseboat and realizes she has stumbled upon Artman's newest hiding place. She looks around, searching for something to use as a weapon (she isn't carrying her sig sauer because there's just no place to hide a holster under the outfit she's wearing, and marching around docks with a weapon seems to scare off those sailors she's trying to pick up). She spots a boat hook and grabs it. It'll have to do.

She hops down to the boat deck, and enters the cabin. She's got her boat hook ready to attack, but it seems she was lucky enough to find the thread while Artman was out buying supplies to carry out his evil plot. She unties the thread, tucks it in her pocket, tosses the boat hook aside and resumes her hunt for sailors.
 
  • #140
Dressed in his best sailor suit, franz spots moonbear leaving artman man's boat. Sauntering up, he walks up to her and starts a conversation, the disguis seems to be working, and she's already trying to pick him up.

Deftly flirting he reaches into her pocket, grabs the thread, and then pushes her off the dock and into the water, walking off to his car.
 
  • #141
franznietzsche said:
Dressed in his best sailor suit, franz spots moonbear leaving artman man's boat. Sauntering up, he walks up to her and starts a conversation, the disguis seems to be working, and she's already trying to pick him up.

Deftly flirting he reaches into her pocket, grabs the thread, and then pushes her off the dock and into the water, walking off to his car.
Artman happens back with his supplies and watches the entire exchange between Moonbear and the sailor, who he easily recognizes as Franz. He waits until Franz has pushed Moonbear in the water then, as Franz is walking toward his car, he unleashs the angry, horny Rhino. The rhino, very turned on by the sailor suit, begins running after Franz, who runs off screaming and drops the thread, which Artman scoops up and carries to his boat. he sets the craft free and heads out to sea with the thread and his materials to kill it.
 
  • #142
Moonbear surfaces, sputtering. But it seems the commotion has attracted the attention of some real sailors. While one reaches down to help pull Moonbear back up onto the dock, three others take off after franz. They promise not to hurt his pretty face while they render him writhing and groaning on the ground alongside his car.

One picks up the thread and they all saunter back to Moonbear, grinning ear to ear (women in wet clothing have that effect on sailors). "I believe this was yours Ma'am."

Moonbear graciously accepts the thread back from them, flutters her eyelashes a bit, and feigns a little limp so one of them offers to hold her and assist her walking back with them where they'll help take care of her wet clothes. Moonbear is ecstatic; she just got the thread AND the sailors.

Edit: Darn! Artman beat me to it! Can I still keep the sailors?
 
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  • #143
Badly wounded, but still victorius, franz smirks at the woaked moonbear being escorted away by the sailors as the pulls the thread out of his glove box. Having had the foresight to keep a forgery in his pocket and hide the real thing he has had the last laugh. He starts the car and drives off quickly, before moonbear can figure out the truth.
 
  • #144
Moonbear said:
Darn! Artman beat me to it! Can I still keep the sailors?
Sure.

That should keep her busy. I guess I can put down the electroejaculator that I was going to poke the wet Moonbear with.

I think you will find, Franz, that you have an artifical thread. (The one attached to Tribdog's..., uh, let's just say it's tribdog's.)
 
  • #145
What franz doesn't realize is that the dock master, who sees everything, spotted him stashing the thread into the glovebox. He rescued it while franz was scuffling with the sailors, and replaced it with a forgery of his own.

The dock master calls the coast guard to go fetch Artman, knowing he has no navigational skills and will need rescuing, and then sets off to Dock 21 where the sailors have gone with Moonbear. The dock master, being an old salty dog has seen pretty much everything, and knows better than to toussle with a group of sailors. He stands on the dock alongside the ship and tosses the thread to the sailor on deck. "Give this to the little lady, maybe she can use it to cover up a bit," he instructs gruffly. The sailor chuckles and gladly sets off with his excuse to return the thread to Moonbear, now resting comfortably in the bunks, wrapped in a blanket while waiting for her clothes to dry.
 
  • #146
Moonbear said:
What franz doesn't realize is that the dock master, who sees everything, spotted him stashing the thread into the glovebox. He rescued it while franz was scuffling with the sailors, and replaced it with a forgery of his own.

The dock master calls the coast guard to go fetch Artman, knowing he has no navigational skills and will need rescuing, and then sets off to Dock 21 where the sailors have gone with Moonbear. The dock master, being an old salty dog has seen pretty much everything, and knows better than to toussle with a group of sailors. He stands on the dock alongside the ship and tosses the thread to the sailor on deck. "Give this to the little lady, maybe she can use it to cover up a bit," he instructs gruffly. The sailor chuckles and gladly sets off with his excuse to return the thread to Moonbear, now resting comfortably in the bunks, wrapped in a blanket while waiting for her clothes to dry.
By the way, like I said, that's the "Tribdog thread" that you are covering your naked body with. :bugeye:
 
  • #147
Artman said:
By the way, like I said, that's the "Tribdog thread" that you are covering your naked body with. :bugeye:


The real thread is in my hands, nice try though.
 
  • #148
Artman said:
By the way, like I said, that's the "Tribdog thread" that you are covering your naked body with. :bugeye:

As soon as the sailor enters the bunks and holds out the thread, Moonbear recognizes it too is a fake thread. She realizes there isn't much else to do now than wait for the Coast Guard to bring Artman and his houseboat back to shore. She'll just have to find a way to while away the time until the Coast Guard returns. She allows her blanket to slip a bit as she sets aside the fake thread and gives a big smile as she thanks the sailor for delivering it.
 
  • #149
Moonbear said:
She allows her blanket to slip a bit as she sets aside the fake thread and gives a big smile as she thanks the sailor for delivering it.
You sound like a fasinating woman. How about we share the thread kill to keep it away from Franz? :-p
 
  • #150
Artman said:
You sound like a fasinating woman. How about we share the thread kill to keep it away from Franz? :-p

MINE MINE MINE

*foaming mouth*

MINE MINE MINE

 

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