Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #91
franznietzsche said:
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Apparently there were no single PF women ready to partake in the aftershock.

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

That's because none of us has a clue what aftershock is. :confused:

Now, I've lost track...who has the thread?
 
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  • #92
Moonbear said:
That's because none of us has a clue what aftershock is. :confused:

Now, I've lost track...who has the thread?


Aftershock is 80 proof liquour. That's 40% alcohol, 20% sugar, 10%cinammon, 10%other liquid stuff. Or that's what it tastes like. The great thing with it is that if you leave it out, it solidifies into crystals, which you eat, and still get "drunk". Great great stuff.

And i have the thread, it is mine.
 
  • #93
franznietzsche said:
Aftershock is 80 proof liquour. That's 40% alcohol, 20% sugar, 10%cinammon, 10%other liquid stuff. Or that's what it tastes like. The great thing with it is that if you leave it out, it solidifies into crystals, which you eat, and still get "drunk". Great great stuff.

And i have the thread, it is mine.

What the heck is in the "other stuff" if you're still getting drunk after the alcohol evaporates? That just sounds nasty. You're not going to lure anyone into the back of the bus with you with that crud.

*snatches thread from franz while he's double-checking the aftershock label*
 
  • #94
Moonbear said:
What the heck is in the "other stuff" if you're still getting drunk after the alcohol evaporates? That just sounds nasty. You're not going to lure anyone into the back of the bus with you with that crud.

*snatches thread from franz while he's double-checking the aftershock label*
I'm game for some aftershock - love that stuff.

I'll just be taking this thread now. :approve:
*Yoink!*
 
  • #95
Math Is Hard said:
I'm game for some aftershock - love that stuff.

I'll just be taking this thread now. :approve:
*Yoink!*

Wrong thread! That one was tied to tribdog's...:rolleyes:...y'know. You better run quick before he tells you to kiss it and make it better.

The right thread was this one here. *holds up thread to show MIH and a writhing tribdog* :biggrin:
 
  • #96
Moonbear said:
Wrong thread! That one was tied to tribdog's...:rolleyes:...y'know. You better run quick before he tells you to kiss it and make it better.

The right thread was this one here. *holds up thread to show MIH and a writhing tribdog* :biggrin:

CURSES! I've been hornswaggled!
 
  • #97
Moonbear said:
What the heck is in the "other stuff" if you're still getting drunk after the alcohol evaporates? That just sounds nasty. You're not going to lure anyone into the back of the bus with you with that crud.

*snatches thread from franz while he's double-checking the aftershock label*


No that's the point, the alcohol doesn't evaporate, it just stays in the crystals. Great stuff. And I've got a whole bottle for the upcoming party weekend. :-p

My thread!

Moonbear said:
Wrong thread! That one was tied to tribdog's...y'know. You better run quick before he tells you to kiss it and make it better.

The right thread was this one here. *holds up thread to show MIH and a writhing tribdog*

*snatches the thread stabs it repeatedly* Its mine to kill, no one elses.
 
  • #98
franz said:
It's mine to kill

We'll see about that...:devil:

Daniel.
 
  • #99
franznietzsche said:
No that's the point, the alcohol doesn't evaporate, it just stays in the crystals. Great stuff. And I've got a whole bottle for the upcoming party weekend. :-p

That doesn't make any sense at all. If the water evaporates, the alcohol would evaporate first. Methinks you're just getting a good sugar rush.

*snatches the thread stabs it repeatedly* Its mine to kill, no one elses.

This is a really stubborn thread to kill! At this rate, it might outlast the stupid quetion thread! :biggrin:
 
  • #100
Moonbear said:
That doesn't make any sense at all. If the water evaporates, the alcohol would evaporate first. Methinks you're just getting a good sugar rush.



This is a really stubborn thread to kill! At this rate, it might outlast the stupid quetion thread! :biggrin:


I don't think anything actually evaporates it just solidifies. It still does it with the bottle closed. It weird stuff. Of course, you could be right and it might just be that by the time we're eating the stuff we're already quite wasted anyway.
 
  • #101
Moonbear said:
Wrong thread! That one was tied to tribdog's...:rolleyes:...y'know. You better run quick before he tells you to kiss it and make it better.

The right thread was this one here. *holds up thread to show MIH and a writhing tribdog* :biggrin:
Yeeeewwww! Which thread have i been grabbing? Yeeeeeewwwww!


(Thank goodness I had that hockey mask on.)

BobG said:
Geez, this is just pathetic. Every single one of you should be embarrassed.

Resorting to gun slinging ... cross dressing ... and WAYNE GRETZKY?! ... in a HOCKEY GOALIE MASK?! May you be banned from Canada, forever!

Seriously, taping people up with duct tape and burning down houses. And Artman, surely you've long since reached the age where you still need to call for your mommy. If I were you folks I'd be hoping this thread died ... quickly ... and be hoping no one would ever remember the horrible things you've posted on this thread.

For shame, for shame.

Shameless attempt to steal the thread BobG.

Mine again. Mine, mine, mine :biggrin:
 
  • #102
Math Is Hard said:
CURSES! I've been hornswaggled!
You've been hornswaggled? Look how swaggled my horn is!
 
  • #103
tribdog said:
You've been hornswaggled? Look how swaggled my horn is!

I don't think I want to look. :-p

*grabs salad tongs and picks up thread*
 
  • #104
Moonbear said:
I don't think I want to look. :-p

*grabs salad tongs and picks up thread*



Gimme gimmm gimme!

Mine!

*take thread and puts it where no one will want to reach for it*
 
  • #105
franznietzsche said:
Gimme gimmm gimme!

Mine!

*take thread and puts it where no one will want to reach for it*
HEY! A-Hole! pay attention!
 
  • #106
Seriously, something is going to have to be done about that guy.
 
  • #107
tribdog said:
HEY! A-Hole! pay attention!


NOT THERE!


I used a proxy's posterior, not my own.

This proxy happens to a rhinocerous btw.

Enjoy, tribdog!
 
  • #108
Hey franz, I just posted a brain teaser and I used your name in it. Everyone else should try it. I think that, for you franz, the teaser should be to see if you can find it.
 
  • #109
franznietzsche said:
NOT THERE!


I used a proxy's posterior, not my own.

This proxy happens to a rhinocerous btw.

Enjoy, tribdog!

Y'know, I really didn't want to have to go there. But, if I must...
*pulls on arm-length glove and retrieves thread*

You can have your rhino back now. He seems a little mad at you. :-p
 
  • #110
I think that's because I let franz borrow the electroejaculator. I wondered what he wanted that for...
 
  • #111
Tsu said:
I think that's because I let franz borrow the electroejaculator. I wondered what he wanted that for...

Just when I was watching the thread slip slowly to the bottom of the page with my name still on it as last poster, you just had to sneak in, didn't you? Aren't you supposed to be on vacation basking in tropical sunshine or something? :biggrin:
 
  • #112
and while Tsu and Moonbear discuss..

YOINK!
*grabs thread AND electroejaculator*
:biggrin:
 
  • #113
Hey MIH,

While you playing with that long, buzzing toy, I think I'll help myself to this little stringy thingy.

<Hmmm...she didn't hear me ! That toy she's splaying with must really be something !>
 
  • #114
You might have wanted to "yoink" that electroejaculator a little more gently. Poor franz will never be the same again. :blushing:

I better restrategize here. I wasn't too worried while the boys were fighting over the thread, I know I've got more stamina than all those young pups, but my sisters are real scrappers. Now it's going to have to get rough! :devil:

*Grabs thread and ducks behind large boulder for cover.*
 
  • #115
Moonbear, she never had the thread. You must've grabbed her flaying noodle !

Ooh, just noticed a typo in my previous post. Honestly, that was a typo. :redface:
 
  • #116
Gokul43201 said:
Moonbear, she never had the thread. You must've grabbed her flaying noodle !

Ooh, just noticed a typo in my previous post. Honestly, that was a typo. :redface:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That stringy thingy wasn't the thread! :blushing: Us sisters stick together and play a mean passing game! :-p
 
  • #117
so then who really HAS the thread? Maybe it's all in the concept of "having" or in the concept of "threadness". If I believe I have the thread, or if I am experiencing a "thread-having" sensation, then I must actually have it.
 
  • #118
Please consider my proof that relativity is wrong. It came to me in a dream last night, and the fact that it has been rejected by all the journals that I sent it to proves that I have stumbled upon something too shocking for the physics community.

KE = \frac{1}{2}mv^2
This implies that any object is allowed to have only half of its energy. The other have is virtual energy. Virtual energy can be annihilated by virtual anti-energy producing mass. This virtual anti-energy is what gives rise to vacuum polarization.

For more of my proof, go to www.lastditcheffort.com

Please do not lock this down as the ravings of a heretic. Remember that Galileo was ostracized on this very same basis.
 
  • #119
:smile: It's the return of for3to0won! Gokul, what are you up to? You didn't think you'd bring in a ringer to get the thread locked so you could claim the prize, did you?
 
  • #120
Moonbear said:
:smile: It's the return of for3to0won! Gokul, what are you up to? You didn't think you'd bring in a ringer to get the thread locked so you could claim the prize, did you?


IT was good try though. A darn good one actually, had me very confused for a moment.

But this thread is mine, and none shall take it form me. I won the title!