Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #151
Frightened by the foam oozing out of franz's mouth, arildno graps the thread from him and runs off
 
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  • #152
arildno said:
Frightened by the foam oozing out of franz's mouth, arildno graps the thread from him and runs off


MINE MINE MINE

*goes tazzy devil on arildno's arse*

MINE MINE MINE
 
  • #153
arildno said:
Frightened by the foam oozing out of franz's mouth, arildno graps the thread from him and runs off
Geez arildno, I was going to share that with Moonbear. Now what am I going to do with this electroejaculator, slip-n-slide and this 20 gallons of Jello?
 
  • #154
Artman said:
Geez arildno, I was going to share that with Moonbear. Now what am I going to do with this electroejaculator...

*resisting the temptation to say it* :smile:
 
  • #155
Artman said:
Geez arildno, I was going to share that with Moonbear. Now what am I going to do with this electroejaculator, slip-n-slide and this 20 gallons of Jello?
Get a room with moonbear? :-p
 
  • #156
Arildno screams in fright, and disappears from the thread-killer thread forever..
 
  • #157
arildno said:
Arildno screams in fright, and disappears from the thread-killer thread forever..

One down. Artman, how do you suggest we scare off franz? Perhaps if I just let the blanket fall a little further...that seems to really disturb franz me being almost old enough to be his mother. :smile:
 
  • #158
Moonbear said:
One down. Artman, how do you suggest we scare off franz? Perhaps if I just let the blanket fall a little further...that seems to really disturb franz me being almost old enough to be his mother. :smile:
Great suggestion! Maybe if we can get a hold of a Franz's mother mask...
:smile: :smile:
 
  • #159
Moonbear said:
One down. Artman, how do you suggest we scare off franz? Perhaps if I just let the blanket fall a little further...that seems to really disturb franz me being almost old enough to be his mother. :smile:


*twitch twitch twitch*

I'd be careful, i told you, if my head explodes, i'll make sure to get all the bloody gushy juicy parts all over you!
 
  • #160
franznietzsche said:
*twitch twitch twitch*

I'd be careful, i told you, if my head explodes, i'll make sure to get all the bloody gushy juicy parts all over you!

Meh, I'm a biologist, bloody gushy juicy parts don't scare me.

*Looks around for mask of franz's mother's face*
 
  • #161
"last one," said tribdog, as he tightened the tiny screw. the relief was evident. "I didn't think I'd ever finish." It had taken most of the past two days, but finally his quantum tunneling time machine was finished.
This had better work, he thought, knowing there would be no second chance. He quickly stripped off his clothes, revealing his long, hard mathematical equation tattooed across his chest. the equation that made this time machine possible. He climbed into the time machine, curled up into the fetal position being careful to shield a tender spot on the back of his head and spoke the command to begin.
A computer voice began speaking, "thank you for choosing QT Travel. If you would like to travel through time please press or say one. If you would like to speak to an operator please press or say two."
"One" said tribdog.
"If you would like to travel into the future please press or say one. If you would like to travel into the past please press or say two."
"Two" tribdog said
"If you would like to travel 2 days into the past please press or say one. If you would like to travel 1.5 days into the past please say or press 2 if you would like to travel 6 minutes into the past please say or press three. If you would like to travel 198,998 years into the past please say or press four."
"two? no one. ONE!" said tribdog.
"too late." said the computer. "two it is. Have a pleasant trip."
Tribdog saw the entire universe move about a foot to the left and a bell said "ding"
Climbing out of the time machine tribdog saw someone sitting at his computer. I hope I'm not too late he thought as he picked up his television and brought it down on the head of the handsome young man sitting at his computer.
"Ouch, what'd you do that for" the young man said, turning around. "Hey, you are me. Why don't you have any clothes on? Wow, that sure is a long, hard thing you have there. What is that? Calculus?"
"Shut up!" said tribdog, interrupting himself. "I've come back to stop you. You must not, under any circumstance, post a topic about the top thread killers on PF, what happens if you do is horrible."
"I already sent it." said the younger tribdog.
"Oh no. but maybe it's not too late. You need to build a time machine and go back to before you send that post. With two of us it should be a lot easier building this time machine. If fact we can take mine apart so you can use the pieces to build yours." said the future tribdog.
"Why can't I just use yours?" asked the younger.
"Clever," said the elder, "I hadn't thought of that."
Suddenly there was a sound behind the two tribdogs. they turned to see another one of themselves standing there, naked. He held something long and hard in his hands. It was a flame thrower.
"Sorry," said the newest, oldest tribdog. " the thread killer thread is bad, but its nothing compared to multiple mes." Flames shot out and obliterated two of the three tribdogs. "We'll just have to hope the thread killers don't cause too much damage.
 
  • #162
Moonbear said:
Meh, I'm a biologist, bloody gushy juicy parts don't scare me.

*Looks around for mask of franz's mother's face*
But slurping spiders do..oh dear, I'm in the thread-killer thread again
 
  • #163
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Now if that doesn't get me the thread kill, well, i'll just run this one to 2,000 posts and have you all begging me to stop again. That'll give me the win.
 
  • #164
Nope,u just put it to sleep for about 1 minute.I woke it up again...:wink:

Daniel.
 
  • #165
dextercioby said:
Nope,u just put it to sleep for about 1 minute.I woke it up again...:wink:

Daniel.


WEll then i' settle for killing you.

*brandishes hatchet*
 
  • #166
Franz,is that foul language,or are u testing a new keyboard...?

Daniel.
 
  • #167
Damn,the order of messages got screwed up.I think i'll need Tribby's time quantum machine to repair it...

Daniel.
 
  • #168
Has anyone ever tested this before? What happens when you get several people together who all need to get the last word in and are all too stubborn to concede defeat? I think we've entered seriously dangerous uncharted territory. For your own safety, everyone else better leave quickly.
 
  • #169
It all boils down to who can finish last fastest.
 
  • #170
Moonbear said:
Has anyone ever tested this before? What happens when you get several people together who all need to get the last word in and are all too stubborn to concede defeat? I think we've entered seriously dangerous uncharted territory. For your own safety, everyone else better leave quickly.

Yes,i agree,but first show us how to leave,PERMANENTLY... :-p

Daniel.
 
  • #171
tribdog said:
It all boils down to who can finish last fastest.

LOL! Well, according to Evo, we know you're quick to the finish, but I'm not sure if that'll give you the stamina to get to the end of this thread. :biggrin:
 
  • #172
And u may take Franz with you...And Artman & Trib...:-p

Daniel.
 
  • #173
Moonbear said:
Has anyone ever tested this before? What happens when you get several people together who all need to get the last word in and are all too stubborn to concede defeat? I think we've entered seriously dangerous uncharted territory. For your own safety, everyone else better leave quickly.


PLease Moonbear, like i would fall for that. Give me some credit at least. Gosh.


You know, this one time i was driving my car around late at night. Man it as some vicious weather that night, let me tell you. Downright wicked. There was an eclipse too, under the clouds. And many werewolfs. Many many werewolfs. ANd vampires. And they were fighting Over this thread. Was i dreaming?
 
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  • #174
Sad thing is that this thread is going to never die. Unless I kill all of you, then I would win...
 
  • #175
franznietzsche said:
PLease Moonbear, like i would fall for that. Give me some credit at least. Gosh.


You know, this one time i was driving my car around late at night. Man it as some vicious weather that night, let me tell you. Downright wicked. There was an eclipse too, under the clouds. And many werewolfs. Many many werewolfs. ANd vampires. And they were fighting Over this thread. Was i dreaming?

Yes,i'm the tallest of you all.I'm the Vampire State Building... :cool: :-p

Daniel.

P.S.*runs with the thread,yet again*
 
  • #176
mattmns said:
Sad thing is that this thread is going to never die. Unless I kill all of you, then I would win...
Rather than being sectarian UNderstand that we have to work together for the common good.

After all What better what than A round of beer to make You feel better about me winning?

Now that that's settled yOu go and ejoy the sun shiny Weather out there.

Yesterday's news, this quarrel is, Outside, Under the sky, there is your joy.

Please, leave this ANti-scoial schism to the porfessionals. go watch some wayne gretZkY footage or something.
 
  • #177
dextercioby said:
Yes,i'm the tallest of you all.I'm the Vampire State Building... :cool: :-p

Daniel.

P.S.*runs with the thread,yet again*


Dolt, you ruined my message in your quote. You don't add bold face to a messgae that uses bold face to hide a subliminal message,. Of course if the message worked, you'll be gone for good...
 
  • #178
Little somethin for my godson tribdog and a little girl named franz

Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
I say the darker the flesh theN the dEeper the roots
I give a holler to my sisters on welfare
Tupac cares, and don't nobody else care
And uhh, I know tHey likE to beat you down a lot
When you come around the block bRothas clOwn a lot
But please don't cry, dry your eyes, never let up
Forgive but don't Forget, girl keep Your head up
And when he tells yOu yoU ain't nuttin don't Believe hIm
And if he cAn't learn To love you you should leave him
Cause sista you don't need him
And I ain't tryin to gas you up, I just Call em How I sEe em
You know it makeS me unhAppy (what's that)
When bRothas makE babies, and leave a younG mOther to be a pappy
And sInce we all came from a womaN
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we Take frOm our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it's time to Kill for our women
TIme to heal our women, be reaL to our women
And if we don't we'Ll have a race of babies
That will Hate the ladIes, that make the babieS
And since a man can'T make one
He has no Right to tEll A woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you're fed up laDies, but keep your head up
 
  • #179
mattmns said:
Little somethin for my godson tribdog and a little girl named franz

*looks down pants*

I've never seen one of those on a girl before...ewwww.

I wish i was a more feminine girl.

mattmns said:
NEITHER OF YOU BIATCHES ARE GOING TO KILL THIS THREAD

OOOOHHH OOOHHH! Mommy Evo! look whaT he did! you'd better lock the threAd! locK it bEfore he can say any more of T He bad words! I think no one elSe should post after this one Because they mIght sAy more bad sTuff like him, can't we couldn't CatcH them! Mommy EVo!
 
  • #180
Clearly I need to resort to more extreme measures.

*fires up cauldron, starts tossing in strange solutions and powders, a little hair of the tribdog, some bloody juicy bits of franz, some of Artman's toenail clippings, words penned by mattmns', some strange green thing from Dextercioby...*

Okay, I think all the ingredients are in. *starts stirring the contents of the cauldron and walking in circles around it, chanting...*

Inty minty tibity fee
A deelyer a dollyer a nominee
Hytcha pytcha dominytcha
Hans pans dust
Out goes Y O U.

:devil:
 
  • #181
mattmns said:
NEITHER OF YOU BIATCHES ARE GOING TO KILL THIS THREAD

Where did you get that from? I was just posting the lyrics to a popular positive rap song o:)
 
  • #182
Moonbear said:
Y O U.

You got this one,right.You owe me...a quick exit... :-p

Danievil.
 
  • #183
mattmns said:
Where did you get that from? I was just posting the lyrics to a popular positive rap song o:)

Hmmm...it seems mattmns escaped my first attempt. Perhaps written words aren't enough to include in the potion. *tosses mattmns tarnished halo into the bubbling cauldron and repeats the chant*
 
  • #184
Take my advice,MB,leave before it's too late...

Danievil.
 
  • #185
I had chocolate nuts for lunch today, i was late to start with in the morning, so i couldn't pack lunch, thus i just grabbed some nuts.. but the thing is I don't like it when the nuts are heavily salted, when they are lightly salted, i can suck at them all day long and be happy.. Thank god for peanuts, i love peanuts..
 
  • #186
Hey,who invited you here...?You want to kill MY thread (though some people still think it's Tribdog's )?Not in THIS world,amigo...

Daniel.
 
  • #187
dextercioby said:
Hey,who invited you here...?You want to kill MY thread (though some people still think it's Tribdog's )?Not in THIS world,amigo...

Daniel.


THIS IS MY THREAD!


I an the champion thread killer not you!

Stop stealing my glory you glory whore! [/irony]
 
  • #188
You physics fools
Sweet thread shall be mine
Died in the night

Crimson bits here
Scattered amongst the 'net
As I make leave.
 
  • #189
motai said:
You physics fools
Sweet thread shall be mine
Died in the night

Crimson bits here
Scattered amongst the 'net
As I make leave.

OK we'll settle this with a drinking contest. Everyone got your bottle of grey goose? Good. Start chugging, whoever drinks the most without stopping wins. In the event of a tie the two people will go again. In the even of a tie where the two people have emptied their bottles, there will be a bacardi 151 chug off, same rules.

Everyone ready?
 
  • #190
Ooh, good plan! I think I'll just sit here and watch. When the rest of you have all passed out, I'll just help myself to the thread.
 
  • #191
Moonbear said:
Ooh, good plan! I think I'll just sit here and watch. When the rest of you have all passed out, I'll just help myself to the thread.

No you have to participate, or you can't ahve the thread, that's how the rules work.
 
  • #192
franznietzsche said:
No you have to participate, or you can't ahve the thread, that's how the rules work.
I'm here huckleberry.

Artman slowly begins to circle the thread with his hand poised above the handle protruding from his holster.

Suddenly, three flaming Tribdogs come rushing through the thread!


Artman, startled by the outburst, draws his weapon and fires it repeatedly into the thread! Blam! Blam! Blam!

"You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all" he says, "even if they can resuscitate it, it'll be so full of holes it won't be able to stand up." :devil:
 
  • #193
Artman said:
"You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all" he says, "even if they can resuscitate it, it'll be so full of holes it won't be able to stand up." :devil:

Holy thread-killers Batman! *Kapow!*[/size]

Good thing I've got my sailors for protection around here. :biggrin:
 
  • #194
Artman said:
I'm here huckleberry.

Artman slowly begins to circle the thread with his hand poised above the handle protruding from his holster.

Suddenly, three flaming Tribdogs come rushing through the thread!


Artman, startled by the outburst, draws his weapon and fires it repeatedly into the thread! Blam! Blam! Blam!

"You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all" he says, "even if they can resuscitate it, it'll be so full of holes it won't be able to stand up." :devil:


YOU MISQUOTED DOC HOLIDAY!

Its "I'm YOUR huckleberry".
 
  • #195
franznietzsche said:
YOU MISQUOTED DOC HOLIDAY!

Its "I'm YOUR huckleberry".
I know, I didn't want to give you guys any "Huckleberry" fodder.

I really liked that movie.
 
  • #196
Artman said:
I know, I didn't want to give you guys any "Huckleberry" fodder.

I really liked that movie.


Val Kilmer did not play doc holiday, he was doc holiday. Absolutely fantastic.
 
  • #197
franznietzsche said:
Val Kilmer did not play doc holiday, he was doc holiday. Absolutely fantastic.
that movie sucked, 2 hours of bad acting and corny lines.


*steals thread while franz has seizure*
 
  • #198
I don't think I ever saw Doc Holiday. I'll take tribdog's word for it and assume I've missed nothing (that saves on movie rental fees too).
 
  • #199
I never saw it either, but I figured family vacation sucked so doc holiday probably would too
 
  • #200
Some people seem trying desperately to have dead threads lingering on. I've gone back to the last 100 or so really dead threads and counted up how many times each person was the one named as the last poster. Here's my list of PFs members who did the most attempts to keep the conversation up:
1)with 21- franznietzche
2)with 15- Moonbear
3)with 12- tribdog
4)with 9-tie-Ivan Seeking and Tsu
:biggrin:
 

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