Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #9,061
franznietzsche said:
Seriously, why is franzbear still alive? Look at this fat behemoth. He should dying of all sorts of obesity related diseases. WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!

I have just killed him:approve:
 
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  • #9,062
:rolleyes: when??
 
  • #9,063
The utlimate thered killer champion whould be the one who kills this theard
 
  • #9,064
Nice try, scott, but repeatedly misspelling it does not constitute a 'kill'. :-p
 
  • #9,065
great scott!

i just realized why pie R squared
 
  • #9,066
scott1 said:
The utlimate thered killer champion whould be the one who kills this theard
I have killed more threads than I dare count, yet have been unable to lay this one to waste. One must face facts... the gods decree this thread immortal be.
 
  • #9,067
El Hombre Invisible said:
I have killed more threads than I dare count, yet have been unable to lay this one to waste. One must face facts... the gods decree this thread immortal be.
Yep, it's a zombie thread. It's died a few times, but came back to life, and now it can't be killed.
 
  • #9,068
My expert zombie hunting skills don't work with threads.
 
  • #9,069
Mk said:
My expert zombie hunting skills don't work with threads.
Yeah, we all have trouble with this one.
 
  • #9,070
franznietzsche said:
Seriously, why is franzbear still alive? Look at this fat behemoth. He should dying of all sorts of obesity related diseases. WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
Perhaps he needs to be taught some bad habits.
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Maybe we could feed him unhealthy foods.
Or, maybe we could introduce him to someone that's sick.
 
  • #9,071
I can't figure out why this thread won't die. Must be superior genes.
 
  • #9,072
Wait a minute, I've got it!
We can give some chili, with http://www.hotnsaucey.com/sau_ig_radioact.htm







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maybe thirty minutes or so before...
















 
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  • #9,073
I wonder how big of a contribution it would take to lock this thread.
 
  • #9,074
the plan is to lock it at 9999 posts right? deny the ten thousandth post?
Let this thread die with the dignity it has been denied for so long
 
  • #9,075
tribdog said:
the plan is to lock it at 9999 posts right? deny the ten thousandth post?
Let this thread die with the dignity it has been denied for so long

Son, this is PF. Dignity has nothing to do with it.
 
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tribdog said:
the plan is to lock it at 9999 posts right? deny the ten thousandth post?
Let this thread die with the dignity it has been denied for so long
We'd have already been there if the thread didn't keep shrinking. (While you were gone, Evo deleted a LOT of you-know-who's posts :wink:).
 
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Moonbear said:
Aww...it's so cute when someone wanders into the thread who hasn't been following it all along and tries the same stuff everyone else tries. :biggrin: Franzbear already has plenty of bad habits, and if arsenic counts, he does okay on unhealthy foods, and if he survived the BToli virus, he's immune to any other illness on the planet! :biggrin:
He did show some signs of weakening when we tried proper grammar, though. He wasn't exposed to much of that when younger, so was pretty susceptible to it.
He didn't survive BToli, because he still has it. It turns out that Danger had taken the arsenic, I never got it to his food.

He won't survive my proper grammar[/color][/size]:devil:
 
  • #9,078
yomamma said:
He didn't survive BToli, because he still has it.
Of course he survived the BToli...and his immune system finally fought off the infection completely (thanks to Dr. Evo :wink:).
 
  • #9,079
hmmm...
 
  • #9,080
How about we immolate him? Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
 
  • #9,081
franznietzsche said:
How about we immolate him? Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
:smile: How long did it take to come up with that one?
 
  • #9,082
franznietzsche said:
How about we immolate him? Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
:biggrin: NICE!
 
  • #9,083
Evo said:
That's cute, yeah, you have potential to be nominated next year.
Nominated for what? The PF Secretary of Defense?
 
  • #9,084
Mk said:
Nominated for what? The PF Secretary of Defense?
Ooh, I like that one. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,085
how come you all have to come on as soon as I am about to leave ?!
 
  • #9,086
If we didn't, you'd get the thread kill, and we told you a while ago we couldn't let that happen. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,087
I can have Moonbear's cat command the sniper ranks. I hope its French, French snipers are the best. :biggrin:
 
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Mk said:
I can have Moonbear's cat command the sniper ranks. I hope its French, French snipers are the best. :biggrin:
I don't know if it's French, but it is female...much more patient than men to just sit very quietly and wait for just the right shot. :biggrin: Just look at how long she's been patiently sitting in that window just waiting for a mouse to wander past! She can't wait for me to take her to Disney. :devil:
 
  • #9,089
Maybe if I just slit Franzbear's throat...

there we go...don't struggle now...yes...feel the life flow out of you...good...
 
  • #9,090
BTW, why does every one want to kill franzbear? :confused: