Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #9,091
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BTW, why does every one want to kill franzbear? :confused:

Well, it was about 9,000 posts before your time and involved a large quantity of booze apparently.

Mostly Its because when the thread was started I was declared thread killer champion since I had the last post on the most threads. And then all these posers decided to challenge.

That and the incident involving too much booze.
 
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  • #9,092
Yes, definitely too much booze! I don't know what happened. I had already given my victory speech and everything. :confused:
 
  • #9,093
No slitting throats allowed. It brings back bad memories. chainsaws, poisons, explosives, hammers okay, anything not involving necks and knives.
 
  • #9,094
*takes some random chemicals out of moonbear's house*

*injects franzbear*
 
  • #9,095
Random chemicals in my house? What did you inject him with? Fabric softener and Windex? :smile:
 
  • #9,096
If I know yomamma it was bleach and ammonia. see, he's still coughing.
 
  • #9,097
Using my Contributing Member superpowers, I can see all, and I see that young Cotarded has wandered down here from Mind and Brain and has been reading this thread. I would like to warn him that the Threadkiller Thread will errode both his mental faculties and moral resolve and many cases of public lice have been traced back to this thread.
 
  • #9,098
zoobyshoe said:
Using my Contributing Member superpowers, I can see all, and I see that young Cotarded has wandered down here from Mind and Brain and has been reading this thread. I would like to warn him that the Threadkiller Thread will errode both his mental faculties and moral resolve and many cases of public lice have been traced back to this thread.
Just look at me. My simulations still haven't finished today, after ten hours. Its all franzbear's fault.
 
  • #9,099
Moonbear said:
Random chemicals in my house? What did you inject him with? Fabric softener and Windex? :smile:
you'd be amazed at some of the crap you have:bugeye:
 
  • #9,100
yomamma said:
you'd be amazed at some of the crap you have:bugeye:


You forget, she has PhD in sex, those things are perfectly normal in her world.
 
  • #9,101
OMG! hahaha this is hilarious xDDD there are 610 pages to this thing! hahahah
 
  • #9,102
franznietzsche said:
You forget, she has PhD in sex, those things are perfectly normal in her world.
Yep, entirely for research purposes only. :rolleyes:
 
  • #9,103
Moonbear said:
Yep, entirely for research purposes only. :rolleyes:


Well what else would it be for?
 
  • #9,104
franznietzsche said:
Well what else would it be for?
:rolleyes: I have no idea! o:)
 
  • #9,105
For me. .
 
  • #9,106
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: I have no idea! o:)


No really, its a PhD. What other purpose than research does a PhD serve? By definition, a PhD in sex is only for research purposes. :wink:
 
  • #9,107
B.S. definitely, PhD? I don't think so. P.O.S. maybe.
 
  • #9,108
franznietzsche said:
No really, its a PhD. What other purpose than research does a PhD serve? By definition, a PhD in sex is only for research purposes. :wink:
At least I'm an experimenter and don't relegate it all to the theoretical world. :approve:
 
  • #9,109
Moonbear said:
At least I'm an experimenter and don't relegate it all to the theoretical world. :approve:

o_O big words there!

*feels the hair on the back reporting a swarm of theoretical physicists from TD closing in at high velocity*

well then.. I think I'm going to go :eek:
 
  • #9,110
jejeje that was funny moonbear xD
 
  • #9,111
Moonbear said:
At least I'm an experimenter and don't relegate it all to the theoretical world. :approve:
me too, I never think about what the results of my experiments are going to be.
 
  • #9,112
me too, I never think about what the results of my experiments are going to be.

what? you're not even afraid of spilling your sample?
 
  • #9,113
no, but that's usually the result I'm shooting for
 
  • #9,114
even before you research partner has made her conclusion? (or his)
 
  • #9,115
lol, partner. Don't I wish.
 
  • #9,116
cronxeh said:
*feels the hair on the back reporting a swarm of theoretical physicists from TD closing in at high velocity*
Sorry, I can't help being so attractive. :shy: :-p Wait, from TD?? :eek: :bugeye: Get outta my way! I need to get out of here!
 
  • #9,117
is there a time when you ignoranuses are NOT on?!@##$!?
 
  • #9,118
yeah, we usually leave once you show up
 
  • #9,119
Then why can I not get another 49-hour kill like before?!
 
  • #9,120
yomamma said:
Then why can I not get another 49-hour kill like before?!
Franzbear was getting a little anemic. We gave him a multivitamin with plenty of iron and he's perking right up.

*Okay, start up the electromagnet!*