Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Dawguard said:
Lets see, it'll take me about three minutes to order the chocolates online, that's 90 cents, while the cost for the chocolate will probably be at least $1000...hmmm, which one to choice?
I'll rent the card, send it to me and I'll give you ten bucks, just as a tip for the help.
Ooh, good taste and intelligent. :approve: I might be able to be convinced. :wink:
 
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  • #9,782
Why don't we just inject moonbear with some chemical that we don't know the body's reactions to? Then she couldn't lock our thread (unless it gave her super computer powers)
 
  • #9,783
Dawgaurd said:
hmmm, which one to choice?
Moonbear said:
Ooh, good taste and intelligent.
My standards are a bit higher.
 
  • #9,784
yomamma said:
(unless it gave her super computer powers)
Ooh, inject me, inject me, I've always wanted super computer powers! :biggrin:
 
  • #9,785
I think one could postulate that the prolonged exposures to research have left Moonbear socially malchatted, which she is now carrying through an imaginary character in a virtual environment, who portrays the role of her offspring, further suggesting some underlying urges masked in the aura of academic stench of mismanaged youth.
 
  • #9,786
cronxeh said:
I think one could postulate that the prolonged exposures to research have left Moonbear socially malchatted, which she is now carrying through an imaginary character in a virtual environment, who portrays the role of her offspring, further suggesting some underlying urges masked in the aura of academic stench of mismanaged youth.
Thanks Dr. Freud. :rolleyes:
 
  • #9,787
:rolleyes:......
*injects moonbear with strange glowing substance
 
  • #9,788
Thanks Dr. Freud.
Uhm, I never liked him.
 
  • #9,789
Lazy people! when can get the 10000th post?:smile:
 
  • #9,790
Mk said:
Uhm, I never liked him.


yes.. yes..

DANCE, puppies! :biggrin:
 
  • #9,791
ummm...what?
 
  • #9,792
yomamma said:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0418068/"
Oh, dear lord tell me it isn't so! You're right, god does not exist, not if this atrocity is allowed to continue. I fear for the safety of all involved, a lightning bolt from heaven might strike them all dead.

When will the glowing substance take effect? Will Moonbear now be able to post with only her mind, or flip from computer to computer in the internet, controlling all the world's servers with unholy ease?
 
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yomamma said:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0418068/"


I'm going to cry sweet sweet tears of terror.
 
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  • #9,794
We need to ask the PF sisterhood to shut them down. Forcebly. Painfully. Agonizingly. Slowly.
 
  • #9,795
Dawguard said:
When will the glowing substance take effect? Will Moonbear now be able to post with only her mind, or flip from computer to computer in the internet, controlling all the world's servers with unholy ease?
Muwahahahahahahaha! The only bad side effect seems to be that the constant green glow keeps me awake at night. But that just gives me more time to work on my plot to take over the world! *evil cackle* :devil:
 
  • #9,796
Dawguard said:
We need to ask the PF sisterhood to shut them down. Forcebly. Painfully. Agonizingly. Slowly.


Agreed.

Sisters, Don Franz is havink a task for you. Needink you to be puttink the hurtink on these people so to be speakink. Comprendeski?
 
  • #9,797
franznietzsche said:
Agreed.

Sisters, Don Franz is havink a task for you. Needink you to be puttink the hurtink on these people so to be speakink. Comprendeski?
Don Franz, the Moonbear family agrees to do this thing of which you speak, help remove this pebble from your shoe, on the condition you'll return the favor when we call upon you. Capiche?
 
  • #9,798
Moonbear said:
Don Franz, the Moonbear family agrees to do this thing of which you speak, help remove this pebble from your shoe, on the condition you'll return the favor when we call upon you. Capiche?

seksual favors or more of a massage n homecooked mealzah kinda favors :-p
 
  • #9,799
cronxeh said:
seksual favors or more of a massage n homecooked mealzah kinda favors :-p
:smile: I was thinking more of a paying for Franzbear's college tuition kind of a favor. :biggrin:
 
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Date of 10,000 post

\frac {9850}{387} = 25
So there's about 25 post per day on TKC
Y = 25x
That's the equation for sloving how many days it will take to reach a cetrin number of post
10000 = 25(400)
So starting from the very frist post made by tribdog it takes 400 days to make it to the 10,000 post
400 - 387 = 13
so in 13 days we will have the 10,000 post
So that means on March 13,2006 the 10,000 post will be made!
Theortically I could predict which hour it will be on but that will take a while.
 
  • #9,801
Moonbear said:
:smile: I was thinking more of a paying for Franzbear's college tuition kind of a favor. :biggrin:

If you teach at a particular school, your children don't have to pay tuition at that school :biggrin:
 
  • #9,802
cronxeh said:
If you teach at a particular school, your children don't have to pay tuition at that school :biggrin:
Yeah, but do I really want Franzbear attending the same university where I teach? I'm planning to send him to the other side of the country. He should spend more time with his e-father. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,803
Moonbear said:
Yeah, but do I really want Franzbear attending the same university where I teach? I'm planning to send him to the other side of the country. He should spend more time with his e-father. :biggrin:
Don't forget to teach him some physics stuff especially string theory and astrophysics, otherwise I don't think his efather would accept him!:-p

P.S. If you ask me don't ruin the poor child's life more than this. He even wouldn't be allowed to cry!:bugeye: [/color]
 
  • #9,804
Lisa! said:
Don't forget to teach him some physics stuff especially string theory and astrophysics, otherwise I don't think his efather would accept him!:-p

P.S. If you ask me don't ruin the poor child's life more than this. He even wouldn't be allowed to cry!:bugeye: [/color]
why would a thread want to learn string theory?
 
  • #9,805
yourdadonapogostick said:
why would a thread want to learn string theory?
This because Franzbear-theard effect.Franzbear want's learn to about string theory so we can figure why everone that hates him keeps him alive
 
  • #9,806
yourdadonapogostick said:
why would a thread want to learn string theory?
:smile:
Because Moonbear is going to send him to his efather's home and well I don't think his efather would let anyone in if s/he wouldn't know anything about string theory! :smile:
He's mad about string theory!
 
  • #9,807
Finally, I might be able to learn the mystery of my existence! Ha, you poor humans will never have that chance. There are certain benefits of being incorpeal.
You sure I couldn't go to school where you teach Moonbear? Please! I'll help your family any way I could. Think of the benefits of having the only incorpeal being in existence on your side. You could dominate the other families, and together we could rule the world! :devil:
 
  • #9,808
franz, are you Lisa!?
 
  • #9,809
Nope, it's not me!
 
  • #9,810
the "!" is suspicious!