Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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scott1 said:
then who was Franzbear(with no !)?
He was an unholy abomination, a mere pretender. I don't know who posted as him, but anyone who sinks so low as to pretend to be me is despicable. I mean, would anyone have anyting but hatred for someone who stole Einstien's work and tried to present it as his own? Anyone who takes such a magnificent breakthrough as a conscious abstraction, such as myself, and masquerades as it just to get a kick out of posting anonymously is a pervert. He deserves to be shot.

yourdadonapogostick said:
i bet franzbear! is gay
I am incabable of being gay. I have, um, no apparatus to define me as either sex.
 
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franzbear! said:
He was an unholy abomination, a mere pretender. I don't know who posted as him, but anyone who sinks so low as to pretend to be me is despicable. I mean, would anyone have anyting but hatred for someone who stole Einstien's work and tried to present it as his own? Anyone who takes such a magnificent breakthrough as a conscious abstraction, such as myself, and masquerades as it just to get a kick out of posting anonymously is a pervert. He deserves to be shot.

Ha, talk about self-condenming! Now the only thing you can do is kill yourself, you said as much that you deserve it!
 
  • #9,843
if i had "who's Online" capabilities, i could tell you who it is.
 
  • #9,844
holy shizzaaam 9521 in solitaire! beat that, hippies! :biggrin:
 

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  • #9,845
who hasn't beaten solitaire?
 
  • #9,846
We should load the solataire program onto PF. That way I could use my computer mind to beat the game in 1 second and get the maximum score. Trust me, you have no idea how marvelous it is to have the mental speed and mathematical abilities of a computer!
 
  • #9,847
Does anyone think Franzbear! has it in him to commit suicide? It's the only way he can die now, isnt' it?
 
  • #9,848
i don't think so. he's a wimp!
 
  • #9,849
No, it is suicide that is the height of cowardice. Oooh, life to tough, can't take it any more? Here, kill yourself, run away from your troubles instead of facing them!
No offense to someone who has thought of, or known someone who has, commited suicide, but in my opinion it is the stupidest thing someone can do. It is selfish becuase it does not take into consideration those who would miss you. It is cowardice because it is fleeing problems instead of defeating them. It is stupid becuase while life exists there is yet hope.
 
  • #9,850
HA, all this talk of getting my 10,000th post, and here I am with the 9,900th! Come on, I am this thread, do you honestly think I won't get my own landmark post?
 
  • #9,851
that post doesn't count. it was only so you could get it.
 
  • #9,852
#9902 that's about 100 more post until 10,000
 
  • #9,853
yourdadonapogostick said:
that post doesn't count. it was only so you could get it.
Thank you, I agree. It should be considered double posting.
As should posting only to say the post number.
 
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96 More Posts, Hurry UP!
 
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franzbear! said:
HA, all this talk of getting my 10,000th post, and here I am with the 9,900th! Come on, I am this thread, do you honestly think I won't get my own landmark post?
I cacluted the date the 10,000 post will occur I could get that exact hour but that will take some time...
 
  • #9,856
faster people
 
  • #9,857
Sometime tommorrow or Tuesday, probably.
 
  • #9,858
And it will be made by ME
 
  • #9,859
I can help you with that, if you like.
 
  • #9,860
Dawguard said:
Sometime tommorrow or Tuesday, probably.
No I cacluted it on March 18, 2006 but I think the rate has gone do to franzbear! and yourdadonapogostick return.
 
  • #9,861
scott1 said:
No I cacluted it on March 18, 2006 but I think the rate has gone do to franzbear! and yourdadonapogostick return.
Recaculate then, becuase if nothing else happens yomamma will post over and over again just to speed it up. It will be a lot sooner then the eighteenth. Besides, I thought your answer was the thirteenth?
 
  • #9,862
If the old crowd was still here, we'd take care of it tonight. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,863
Recruit them Moonbear. Stock up on chips and pops, dim the lights and squint at your computer screens ladies and gentlemen, we have a job to do!
 
  • #9,864
yourdadonapogostick said:
who hasn't beaten solitaire?


whats your score?
 
  • #9,865
yourdadonapogostick said:
i take that as a yes

yomamma=franzbear!
 
  • #9,866
it's not true:rolleyes:
 
  • #9,867
cronxeh said:
whats your score?
The highest score I've gotten was 93. Yes, only 93. I am currently residing in the lowest circle of hell for solataire players.
 
  • #9,868
That's the best you guys could manage overnight? Only 5 posts? Yeah, it seems Franzbear's days are numbered. He's going to starve on this little attention. :frown: :cry: Oh, wait, that's the plan! Okay, nobody else post, we'll starve him for attention, that'll finally do it! It's ingenious! :devil: :biggrin:
 
  • #9,869
I'm going to post here every day and when someone get 10000th reply, I simply delet some of my posts and then 10,000th will be mine!:smile:
 
  • #9,870
Moonbear said:
That's the best you guys could manage overnight? Only 5 posts? Yeah, it seems Franzbear's days are numbered. He's going to starve on this little attention. :frown: :cry: Oh, wait, that's the plan! Okay, nobody else post, we'll starve him for attention, that'll finally do it! It's ingenious! :devil: :biggrin:
i had him for a while...:mad: