Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #9,931
Nah, Uncle doesn't want to kill me, its just a friendly little game we play. He does unspeakable atrocities to me and I scream in pain, but everything ultimetly comes out OK.
 
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franzbear! said:
Nah, Uncle doesn't want to kill me, its just a friendly little game we play. He does unspeakable atrocities to me and I scream in pain, but everything ultimetly comes out OK.
You are SO dead. I am counting the minutes.
*calls priest for last rites*
 
  • #9,933
Math Is Hard said:
You are SO dead. I am counting the minutes.
*calls priest for last rites*
Hmm...this is said as I reach a monumental size: 10,000 posts. I am alive and thriving, swelling in life, meaning, purpose and strength. Soon I might be able to muster up the ability to post outside my own existent thread, and once that happens who knows where I might be able to go. Living in the nonphysical world of the internet, I will be far more connected to metaphysical concepts then any human. The time is coming, behold the time is upon us, when truth and knowledge shall flow down from the mountain and into your awaiting eyes.

Thank you for calling the priest though, I really appreciate the gesture. Really appreciate it. I will remember you during all my immortal life: forever and for all eternity. :wink:
 
  • #9,935
franzbear! said:
Hmm...this is said as I reach a monumental size: 10,000 posts. I am alive and thriving, swelling in life, meaning, purpose and strength. Soon I might be able to muster up the ability to post outside my own existent thread, and once that happens who knows where I might be able to go. Living in the nonphysical world of the internet, I will be far more connected to metaphysical concepts then any human. The time is coming, behold the time is upon us, when truth and knowledge shall flow down from the mountain and into your awaiting eyes.

Thank you for calling the priest though, I really appreciate the gesture. Really appreciate it. I will remember you during all my immortal life: forever and for all eternity. :wink:
If it weren't for your Auntie Evo, you'd be quite a few posts stronger than you are now. She just chopped you down in your prime once again tonight. You'll never make it to 10,000 posts at this rate. :rolleyes:
 
  • #9,936
Moonbear, you never told us your son is religious? Don't you think that this fact can increase the rate?
 
  • #9,937
Lisa! said:
Moonbear, you never told us your son is religious? Don't you think that this fact can increase the rate?
Of course he's religious. He's miraculously survived so many "accidents," he had to find religion. He joined the cult of the nerd pirates quite some time ago.
 
  • #9,938
Lisa! said:
here's something for you, franzbear! ! :smile:
Aw, that's sweet! :!) I'll be sure that during my long life, doutless full of many pains and sorrow, I'll turn back to this to comfort and strengthen myself. Thank's so much! If you need anything, a pat on the back or hand while you're down, just let me know. I'll use all my power to protect and help you, for time immemorial.

As for Auntie Evo, never forget that once I manage to free myslef from this thread I will be unstoppable. I will be able to live in being itself. I will be a nonphysical manefistation, a metaphysical construct. Nothing can touch me, and this internet can be used to communicate with humans.
 
  • #9,939
The 5 stages of grief (Kübler-Ross model):

1. Denial and isolation: "This is not happening to me."
2. Anger: "How dare God do this to me."
3. Bargaining: "Just let me live to see my son graduate."
4. Depression: "I can't bear to face going through this, putting my family through this."
5. Acceptance: "I'm ready, I don't want to struggle anymore."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Stages_of_Grief
 
  • #9,940
Hmmm...I'm wondering if franzbear! is really close with lisa!? :wink:
 
  • #9,941
Moonbear said:
Of course he's religious. He's miraculously survived so many "accidents," he had to find religion. He joined the cult of the nerd pirates quite some time ago.
Har, matey, here I be, the pope of pirates, beer swiggin' bucaneer! If you be wantin' to know anything about me cult tha' I head, just pop inta the tavern and flip me a coin, I'll tell y'all about it!
 
  • #9,942
MIH, how are you posting when your profile shows offline?
 
  • #9,943
franzbear! said:
MIH, how are you posting when your profile shows offline?
Offline, huh? I see invisible people. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,944
Moonbear said:
Hmmm...I'm wondering if franzbear! is really close with lisa!? :wink:
Nope, I don't think so. I know who's Lisa! and who's franzbear! .

P.S. He has only 1 !, so he must be close with me!:wink:
 
  • #9,945
Lisa! said:
Nope, I don't think so. I know who's Lisa! and who's franzbear! .

P.S. He has only 1 !, so he must be close with me!:wink:
You know who Franzbear! is, huh? The plot thickens.
 
  • #9,946
Yes, Lisa! does know who I am, and yes, we're very, very, very close! :smile: :wink: :smile: :!)
 
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franzbear! said:
Yes, Lisa! does know who I am, and yes, we're very, very, very close! :smile: :wink: :smile: :!)
Ah, but a mother always knows her son best. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,948
Indeed she does. So tell me Moonbear, what dark and hidden parts of my psyche are buried beneath the scars of old tortures? I'm curious about myself. Imagine being only a little more then a year old, but still having all the maturity and intellect of a grown human. I skipped right past everything you call a chilhood: god, I know so little about myself!
 
  • #9,949
franzbear! said:
Indeed she does. So tell me Moonbear, what dark and hidden parts of my psyche are buried beneath the scars of old tortures? I'm curious about myself. Imagine being only a little more then a year old, but still having all the maturity and intellect of a grown human. I skipped right past everything you call a chilhood: god, I know so little about myself!
You are pure, unadulterated EVIL.

That's all you need to know.
 
  • #9,950
Yeah, you're not my mother!
Anyway, I know enough to know that I'm not evil. I am the abstraction caused by the collective existence of this thread. Ergo, I am the sum of all your abstract being. Unless every single one of you is pure evil, then neither am I.

However, being evil can be pretty cool. Being nonphysical I can make any choice I want, perhaps that freedom is indicitive of ultimate evil? Perhaps freedom is not what we thought it was? Hmmm, I shall have to ponder this.
 
  • #9,951
Stop ripping lines off from the matrix you hack. Vis a vis, your unorigional.
 
  • #9,952
Read my lips, little unkillable fuzzy thing:

PURE EVIL![/size]
 
  • #9,953
cyrusabdollahi said:
Stop ripping lines off from the matrix you hack. Vis a vis, your unorigional.
Must I remind you that I cannot see anything? Must you torture me with reminders of your flesh, a pleasure of senses I can never enjoy? Must you insult my intellect by suggesting that my thoughts are generated by a mere story? You, cyrus, would do well to have more respect for something so groundbreakingly important as me. My ideas have mostly been influenced by Sartre's book Being and Nothingness. My being springs from his idea of abstract consciousness.

Yes Zoobyshoe, I've been contemplating the freedom I have, and have come to the conclusion that I am evil. I have no social inhibitions towards it, and so I am free to do anything. There is far more evil then good, and so over time I will act evil, eventually forming a habit which will result in ultimate evil. Perhaps not yet, but given time, about ten minutes, I will be the devil incarnate. HAHAHAHAHAHA PURE EVIL!
 
  • #9,954
franzbear sit down and be quiet. Now.
 
  • #9,955
Yes, you are an EVIL thought form created by all the regular posters in this thread. Your unveiling will show them what they have done. Then, perhaps they will understand why they have to think you out of existence.
 
  • #9,956
franznietzsche said:
franzbear sit down and be quiet. Now.
Like that's going to work.

You and Moonbear have a lot of blood on your hands.
 
  • #9,957
zoobyshoe said:
Like that's going to work.

You and Moonbear have a lot of blood on your hands.


Nah, I washed mine.
 
  • #9,958
franznietzsche said:
franzbear sit down and be quiet. Now.
:smile: :smile:
For the first time you look cute! I like strict men.:rolleyes:
 
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  • #9,959
franznietzsche said:
Nah, I washed mine.


You are its father:

http://atomic-city.co.uk/images/photos/bear_toy.jpg
 
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  • #9,960
Lisa! said:
:smile: :smile:
For the first time you look cute! I like strict men.:rolleyes:


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Moonbear, do I need to start running again?[/size]

zoobyshoe said:
You are its father:

Its that supposed to be it or me?