Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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nu uh, 49...
 
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48 loser...
 
  • #9,903
woah, it isn't going to be like that. i think a countdown will be deleted
 
  • #9,904
not if moonbear knows what's good for her...

please don't ban me[/color]
 
  • #9,905
oh, she'll ban you
 
  • #9,906
no, I'll just delete my post.but she wouldn't ban me anyway :devil:
 
  • #9,907
what is it, ...43?
 
  • #9,908
what, can't you do simple subtraction...?
 
  • #9,909
nope...did you really think i could?
 
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Franzbear RUN! Quick! I'll get the car started!

Quickly, hurry up and take your concrete swim fins off!

*artman watches as Franzbear struggles to take the cumbersome footwear off.*

Never mind. Leave them on, but hurry!

Clop, clop, clop clop...

Don't forget to unplug your electric swimsuit...

Clop,

clop...ZAP! Snap, Ziiiiiittttt, ziiiiiiitttt,

And definitely don't fallClop, whoop! clop, whoop! clop whoop! clop... into that pit outside of the...Clop, whoop whoooop! clop, whooop! clop whooop! clop...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Door.

:rolleyes: Hummm. Maybe I should have mentioned all the grease in the way too?
 
  • #9,911
Art, that was yomamma...o well...
 
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Artman said:
Franzbear RUN! Quick! I'll get the car started!

Quickly, hurry up and take your concrete swim fins off!

*artman watches as Franzbear struggles to take the cumbersome footwear off.*

Never mind. Leave them on, but hurry!

Clop, clop, clop clop...

Don't forget to unplug your electric swimsuit...

Clop,

clop...ZAP! Snap, Ziiiiiittttt, ziiiiiiitttt,

And definitely don't fallClop, whoop! clop, whoop! clop whoop! clop... into that pit outside of the...Clop, whoop whoooop! clop, whooop! clop whooop! clop...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Door.

:rolleyes: Hummm. Maybe I should have mentioned all the grease in the way too?

Woo hoo! Franzbear's Uncle Artman is back! Oh, and look how much attention he's giving him as his very special day is approaching. :approve:

Franzbear, too bad about that little slip into that pit. Here, I'll help you out. Hmm...it's a little deep, I can't quite reach.

Aha! I know, I'll fill the pit with water, and then you can just float to the top.

*grabs hose and turns on water*
Whooooshhhhhhhhhhh

I'll come back in a few minutes, Franzbear, when the water should be getting closer to the top so I can help you out.
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*returns*
Hmmm...Franzbear, where are you? Did you already get out? I thought you'd be swimming at the top by now.

Glug glug glug

Hmm...did anyone else hear that?

blub blub blub

Franzbear? Were you still wearing the cement flippers? :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: Oh dear, I still can't reach you. I guess I'll have to get the water back out somehow. I hope you can hold your breath a while; all I have is a teaspoon to get the water out. :redface:
 
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:'( moonie didn't even see my post. artie gets exclamation points and a smily, but i don't even get a "welcome back, yourdad." you really broke my heart, moonie.:cry: :cry: :cry:
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
:'( moonie didn't even see my post. artie gets exclamation points and a smily, but i don't even get a "welcome back, yourdad." you really broke my heart, moonie.:cry: :cry: :cry:
Aww...sorry Pogo. Of course I'm glad to see you back. It's just that Artman is Franzbear's favorite uncle. Nothing I can do about that...he spoils the kid rotten, so of course the kid loves him. Here, grab a spoon, and we can reminisce (sp?) while bailing the water out of this pit.
 
  • #9,915
Hey! Who's deleting posts?! I think I need to do some investigating here.
 
  • #9,916
i thought it was you

edit: I'm old enough to drink in the tiki bar now, want to get something with me?:cool: :biggrin:
 
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Nope, not me, but obviously whoever it is doesn't mind letting me take the fall for it. :mad:
 
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hmmm...
 
  • #9,919
Ooh, it's someone very nefarious...they're hiding all the evidence!
 
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Moonbear said:
Nope, not me, but obviously whoever it is doesn't mind letting me take the fall for it. :mad:
Just don't take the fall too near the pit. Oooh. That is deep. Hummm. Full of water like that, he needs his electric swim suit.Here you go Franzbear...

* artman plugs a very long extension cord onto the swim suit and tosses it down in the pit with a rock tied to it to drag it down to Franzbear.*

SPLASH!

:rolleyes: Hummm. Maybe i shouldn't have used such a big riock?
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
:'( moonie didn't even see my post. artie gets exclamation points and a smily, but i don't even get a "welcome back, yourdad." you really broke my heart, moonie.:cry: :cry: :cry:
Sorry Yodaps. I haven't been around often enought to know who hasn't been around often as I haven't been around :rolleyes: yeah.
 
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c'est moi :redface:
 
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Evo said:
c'est moi :redface:
Yup someone nefarious :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
Sorry Yodaps. I haven't been around often enought to know who hasn't been around often as I haven't been around :rolleyes: yeah.
Maybe YDOAPS just needs some attention too. Why don't we give him the pair of cement fins that Franzbear grew out of. They're a little old and worn, but they should be fine for taking a quick dip with Franzbear. :biggrin:
 
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Evo said:
c'est moi :redface:
BUSTED![/size]
:devil:​
 
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Artman said:
Clop, clop, clop clop...

Don't forget to unplug your electric swimsuit...

Clop,

clop...ZAP! Snap, Ziiiiiittttt, ziiiiiiitttt,

And definitely don't fallClop, whoop! clop, whoop! clop whoop! clop... into that pit outside of the...Clop, whoop whoooop! clop, whooop! clop whooop! clop...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Door.

:rolleyes: Hummm. Maybe I should have mentioned all the grease in the way too?

Onomatopoeia is fun!
 
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have you people relized that pf will go down to only 840,000 posts if this gets trashed?
 
  • #9,929
Hi Uncle Artman! Its been a while, how've you been? Still trying to murder and torture me? :wink: You know just how I like it! :biggrin: :wink:
 
  • #9,930
Be careful! I guess your uncle is the only 1 who really wants to kill you. :rolleyes:

BTW, welcome back Artman!:smile:
Nice job.