Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #2,151
This thread actually has THREE names if I remember correctly. Thread killer champions, Franzbear, and... "franz's nekkid body." (I think it was "franz's," but I could be wrong, might have been someone else) Remember that?

It IS made out of human hair, danger. It has to have special talismanic power to withstand what has been tossed at it. If it were mere kevlar there'd be no trace of it by now.
 
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  • #2,152
I should also point out that this thread is genuinely haunted by a ghost... me. It all started way back in the post #325.
 
  • #2,153
BicycleTree said:
I should also point out that this thread is genuinely haunted by a ghost... me. It all started way back in the post #325.
Yeah, that gave me nightmares.
 
  • #2,154
BicycleTree said:
It IS made out of human hair, danger. It has to have special talismanic power to withstand what has been tossed at it. If it were mere kevlar there'd be no trace of it by now.
Moonbear said:
Danger said:
I think maybe it's one o' them monofilermint things. They's damn near invisible.
Hmm...I dunno. I thought we determined it was kevlar. What color is kevlar thread?
You want to argue with the bear, go ahead. I live in bear country and I know better than to tweak them.
 
  • #2,155
Oh, it did, did it? How pleasing. *shuffles, stomps, howls*
 
  • #2,156
Okay, so a kevlar boojum named Franzbear walks into a bar...
 
  • #2,157
BicycleTree said:
Oh, it did, did it? How pleasing. *shuffles, stomps, howls*
Oh, I thought you were talking about your haunted house.
 
  • #2,158
Oh... no, I wasn't talking about that.
 
  • #2,159
Evo said:
Oh no, the thread has corrupted Integral. If it can do this to Integral, there is no telling what it is capable of! :bugeye:
And that is why we must KILL IT ... while I have a shred of self respect left.
 
  • #2,160
BicycleTree said:
This thread actually has THREE names if I remember correctly. Thread killer champions, Franzbear, and... "franz's nekkid body." (I think it was "franz's," but I could be wrong, might have been someone else) Remember that?
You're right, but i can't remember if it was Franz or tribdog's
 
  • #2,161
Evo said:
Yeah, that gave me nightmares.
Now aren't you glad that you have a nice doggie to comfort you? :-p
 
  • #2,162
A nice, little black doggie who can not sleep? No, I don't think that would comfort her very much! :smile:

(If only you knew what I was talking about)
 
  • #2,163
Artman said:
You're right, but i can't remember if it was Franz or tribdog's
It was Franz, licking chocolate off him, I believe, but he's too young for that.
 
  • #2,164
Say, wait a minute... danger's talking about a "nice doggy" to comfort Evo? Nobody called him a "nice doggy" before, at least not that I noticed. He must be Tribdog.
 
  • #2,165
BicycleTree said:
Say, wait a minute... danger's talking about a "nice doggy" to comfort Evo? Nobody called him a "nice doggy" before, at least not that I noticed. He must be Tribdog.
I think you missed a bit somewhere down the line. :biggrin:

(At least she finally got me to stop smoking in bed...)
 
  • #2,166
I guess I did miss something. What'd I miss!? You are openly Tribdog?
 
  • #2,167
BicycleTree said:
I guess I did miss something. What'd I miss!? You are openly Tribdog?
Alright... alright! Yes, dammit! You caught me!:cry: I admit it! I abandoned my life and changed my name and gave up being within groping distance of SOS and aged myself 13 years and moved a thousand miles closer to the ****ing snow just so I could try and make you think that I was somebody else!
 
  • #2,168
Wow, really? That seems like a lot of effort, but you make a convincing case!
 
  • #2,169
Artman said:
Great! You start working on the getting drunk part, I'll get the whipped cream, the gerbils, the slip-and-slide and start mixing up the jello. :biggrin:

Uh, I guess someone has to talk Moonbear into it. :rolleyes:

Oh, the fun parties I miss out on when I'm working. Let's see, the whipped cream and Jell-O go well together, and the slip and slide sounds like fun. :biggrin: I'll leave the gerbils for franz. I think he needs some furry companions. I already have all these dogs panting after me. :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,170
BicycleTree said:
I guess I did miss something. What'd I miss!? You are openly Tribdog?

:smile: :smile: Uh oh, I think we've converted you to the dark side as well. :approve:
 
  • #2,171
As the resident ghost... I am the dark side.
 
  • #2,172
BicycleTree said:
As the resident ghost... I am the dark side.

:smile: I've been visiting the dark side since before you were born. :smile:

But, I did finally figure out what a boojum is, thanks to that funniest word thread.
 
  • #2,173
So you know what it is, but do you know what its relevance to what happened to the thread on April 1 is?
 
  • #2,174
BicycleTree said:
So you know what it is, but do you know what its relevance to what happened to the thread on April 1 is?

:smile: Do you think I even remember what this thread was doing on April 1? Little franzbear is getting all grown up now. I don't check up on everything it does. I really just don't want to know. :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,175
The thread disappeared.
 
  • #2,176
It softly and suddenly vanished away.
 
  • #2,177
*franzbear tiptoes away* :rolleyes:

Oh, look, now you scared it.
 
  • #2,178
Oh, did I? Can't afford to pass up this opportunity. *Grabs railroad share* *Hands another one to Moonbear*
 
  • #2,179
BicycleTree said:
Oh, did I? Can't afford to pass up this opportunity. *Grabs railroad share* *Hands another one to Moonbear*
Does anyone have any idea what the hell he's talking about?
 
  • #2,180
Danger said:
Does anyone have any idea what the hell he's talking about?
If I do begin to understand him, I take that as the initial sign that I am losing my mind. :smile:

On a similar note, I was driving to work this mrning and I heard the question asked on the radio, "If you could have anything delivered to you, what would it be?"

I thought, "Time."

Then I thought, "But if I had enough time delivered, I would have time to go and get it myself." :smile:
 
  • #2,181
*peaks in looking for sandwiches*

*shakes head in disdain and leaves the thread*
 
  • #2,182
Artman said:
If I do begin to understand him, I take that as the initial sign that I am losing my mind. :smile:

I think the statement below might be the initial sign. The above is more of a sign that it's completely lost already. :smile:

On a similar note, I was driving to work this mrning and I heard the question asked on the radio, "If you could have anything delivered to you, what would it be?"

I thought, "Time."

Then I thought, "But if I had enough time delivered, I would have time to go and get it myself." :smile:
 
  • #2,183
BicycleTree said:
Oh, did I? Can't afford to pass up this opportunity. *Grabs railroad share* *Hands another one to Moonbear*
I think I know what he means by this. :-p


Oh, who am I kidding? I have no idea what this means. *grabs all the railroad shares for himself* *runs for the door*.

Come on Franzbear, I have all the railroad shares! :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #2,184
Those railroad shares are very threatening!
 
  • #2,185
Moonbear said:
I already have all these dogs panting after me. :rolleyes:
That's not panting, it's rehearsing.
 
  • #2,186
cronxeh said:
*shakes head in disdain and leaves the thread*
I'll be dipped... it worked!
 
  • #2,187
I don't think the railroad shares worked. This bodes not well.
 
  • #2,188
I've decided to sell all of my railroad shares and buy a condo, right here in the thread.
 
  • #2,189
Artman said:
I've decided to sell all of my railroad shares and buy a condo, right here in the thread.
I'm getting used to the idea of nested threads, but nesting in a thread...?
 
  • #2,190
Danger said:
I'm getting used to the idea of nested threads, but nesting in a thread...?
It's new. It's very new. :smile:
 
  • #2,191
Artman said:
It's new. It's very new. :smile:
Just don't get a unit on an upper floor. These threads are fire traps. (Especially with all of the arsonists that are going after Franzbear.)
 
  • #2,192
Danger said:
Just don't get a unit on an upper floor. These threads are fire traps. (Especially with all of the arsonists that are going after Franzbear.)
I'm going to get a unit with a sprinkler system. The great thing about having a condo here is that the condo association will take care of fixing the outside of the building, cutting the grass, trash pickup, etc. (for a monthly maintenance fee, of course). :smile: And all I have to do is live here and type responses. :smile:
 
  • #2,193
Artman said:
all I have to do is live here and type responses. :smile:
Clever.

Awright, dammit! Ath mutth ath I hate to go off topic :rolleyes: , hath anyone elth ever got their tongue caught in an electric toothbruth? The othillating brithle-carrier on my Thpin-bruth Pro loothened up so thereth a 2mm gap between it and the thupport arm. Thit, that hurths! :mad:
 
  • #2,194
You'll never get into the thread with railway shares. And I know why. Smiles and soap won't work either.

It's a boo... jum.[/size]
 
  • #2,195
BicycleTree said:
You'll never get into the thread with railway shares. And I know why. Smiles and soap won't work either.

It's a boo... jum.[/size]
Sure it is, but it has a great view from high on the North slope, easy access to shopping, a good distance from the city, but not so far that you can't take little trips in for dinner or a show
:approve: and best of all there is instant access for responding. :wink:
 
  • #2,196
Danger said:
Clever.

Awright, dammit! Ath mutth ath I hate to go off topic :rolleyes: , hath anyone elth ever got their tongue caught in an electric toothbruth? The othillating brithle-carrier on my Thpin-bruth Pro loothened up so thereth a 2mm gap between it and the thupport arm. Thit, that hurths! :mad:
Got your fingers caught in it too. Ouch!
 
  • #2,197
if I didn't go back and read the last 65 pages what would I not know that I should?
 
  • #2,199
tribdog said:
if I didn't go back and read the last 65 pages what would I not know that I should?
Tribdog! Welcome back! Lots of stuff! They kidnapped little Franzbear (the thread we determined is the illegitimate love-echild of Franznietsche and Moonbear) on April fools day, a new member that you'll get a kick out of has joined named Danger, we had a meeting at the Genco Olive Oil Factory to try and kill the thread...that's here:

Meeting at Genco

That is where they told us the thread had been kidnapped. We paid a ransom and got it back.

Oh, and I bought a condo here and moved in.
 
  • #2,200
good, I'm glad things haven't fallen apart while I was away. I was really worried someone would try smarting up my thread while I was gone.
 

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