Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #2,251
mattmns said:
Ughh! My nose is stuffy and I cannot sleep. This is the first time in years that I have been even somewhat sick

Sick, or spring allergies? Everything has just started blooming around here, and after such a rainy winter, allergy sufferers are going to be in bad shape (I just get a mildly stuffy nose...they hate me :-p).
 
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  • #2,252
You are probably right MB, it probably is just allergies. Either way, I am doing good now.
 
  • #2,253
I'm convinced this thread has no food for thought or for my stomach, but I'll just double check again maybe someone left the coffee pot from the colloquium
 
  • #2,254
cronxeh said:
I'm convinced this thread has no food for thought or for my stomach, but I'll just double check again maybe someone left the coffee pot from the colloquium

Well, if you want to try to reconstitute the burnt on sludge at the bottom of the pot, you're welcome to it. I don't think the fur on it will hurt much. :smile:
 
  • #2,255
Moonbear said:
Well, if you want to try to reconstitute the burnt on sludge at the bottom of the pot, you're welcome to it. I don't think the fur on it will hurt much. :smile:
I'll take it if he doesn't. My rule about coffee is that if it doesn't leap snarling from the cup and rip out my nose hairs, I'll drink it.
 
  • #2,256
Coffee?!
 
  • #2,257
mattmns said:
Coffee?!

Yep, the breakfast of champions! :biggrin:
 
  • #2,258
Danger said:
I'll take it if he doesn't. My rule about coffee is that if it doesn't leap snarling from the cup and rip out my nose hairs, I'll drink it.

*stares at furry sludge in bottom of coffee pot* :bugeye: I'm not so sure about the safety of your nose hairs if you drink it, but it seems to be sitting there pretty quietly at the moment. :smile: Then again, if your nose hairs are long enough for it to get a good grip on them, they probably needed a trim anyway.
 
  • #2,259
Moonbear said:
*stares at furry sludge in bottom of coffee pot* :bugeye: I'm not so sure about the safety of your nose hairs if you drink it, but it seems to be sitting there pretty quietly at the moment. :smile: Then again, if your nose hairs are long enough for it to get a good grip on them, they probably needed a trim anyway.
Ummmmmm. Nose hair ripping coffee.
Yummmmm. :smile:
 
  • #2,260
Why do you always show up right when I have to leave for work? This'll have to wait. Bye.
 
  • #2,261
Danger said:
Why do you always show up right when I have to leave for work? This'll have to wait. Bye.

Carefully devised strategy? Excellent timing? :-p
 
  • #2,262
:biggrin: He should just quit his job so he can post 24/7
 
  • #2,263
hypatia said:
:biggrin: He should just quit his job so he can post 24/7

Darn right! Sometimes you just have to have priorities.
 
  • #2,264
The boojum is a type of Snark, the mythical creature that the crew hunts in _The Hunting of the Snark_, a story by Lewis Carroll. The Snark is a delicious creature that is also useful for striking a light, but the Boojum--if you meet with a Boojum, you might softly and suddenly vanish away. This happens to the Baker.

Now, given the mysterious disappearing powers of this thread, it is a Boojum. You hunt the snark with railway-shares, soap, smiles... and beware the fearsome jubjub bird... and beware the Boojum.
 
  • #2,265
BicycleTree said:
The boojum is a type of Snark, the mythical creature that the crew hunts in _The Hunting of the Snark_, a story by Lewis Carroll. The Snark is a delicious creature that is also useful for striking a light, but the Boojum--if you meet with a Boojum, you might softly and suddenly vanish away. This happens to the Baker.

Now, given the mysterious disappearing powers of this thread, it is a Boojum. You hunt the snark with railway-shares, soap, smiles... and beware the fearsome jubjub bird... and beware the Boojum.

Ah, snark hunting, a long-standing coming-of-age tradition passed down from fathers to sons, and older kids in summer camps to the new kids. :smile:
 
  • #2,266
No, I think that's "snipe hunting."
 
  • #2,267
Yep. My theory about Moonbear psychologically conditioning us to spam in her name is holding up.

I am convinced she is holding back that coffee pot with a box of donuts, and the minute I leave this thread she is going to take it out and lure her next pray.. naa uh.. I figured you out now.
 
  • #2,268
BicycleTree said:
No, I think that's "snipe hunting."

Now that you mention it, "snipe" hunting sounds right. Oh well. Don't you think it would be better to call it snark hunting though? The nerds could send the dumb kids off snark hunting. Anyone who knew what a snark was would of course not be fooled, and they could use that to avoid accidentally victimizing a fellow nerd. :smile:
 
  • #2,269
cronxeh said:
Yep. My theory about Moonbear psychologically conditioning us to spam in her name is holding up.

I am convinced she is holding back that coffee pot with a box of donuts, and the minute I leave this thread she is going to take it out and lure her next pray.. naa uh.. I figured you out now.

:rolleyes: Is he gone yet? The coast looks clear.

*takes out box of donuts and fresh coffee* Anyone need some sugar and caffeine?
 
  • #2,270
mmmm yes to both! Its my 7pm sluggish time..the time when the whole day seems to catch up with me. :zzz:
 
  • #2,271
Sugar and caffeine are unhealthy, you know.
 
  • #2,272
In my family there considered food of the Gods...{jk} The one time I tried to quit coffee I fell into a lethargic stooper which somehow involved the color purple and the knowledge that innocent people were about to be hurt.
So its for the safty of the world that I drink coffee.
 
  • #2,273
The one time I tried to quit coffee I fell into a lethargic stooper which somehow involved the color purple and the knowledge that innocent people were about to be hurt.
Drug addiction is nasty stuff. I have read stories of people who successfully quit coffee and found that they were overall more alert for it.
 
  • #2,274
hypatia said:
mmmm yes to both! Its my 7pm sluggish time..the time when the whole day seems to catch up with me. :zzz:

I hit that somewhere between 3 and 4 PM. Though, with the time change this week, I'm struggling to stay awake past 9 PM (waking up an hour earlier is getting to me).
 
  • #2,275
BicycleTree said:
Sugar and caffeine are unhealthy, you know.

BLASPHEMY!

Caffeine is the nectar of the gods! Life force distilled!
 
  • #2,276
Yes, and so is chewing coca leaves! Great stuff! Makes you so alert!

Face it, caffeine is a drug. You develop tolerance and dependency to it over time, but you can quit.
 
  • #2,277
BicycleTree said:
Yes, and so is chewing coca leaves! Great stuff! Makes you so alert!

Face it, caffeine is a drug. You develop tolerance and dependency to it over time, but you can quit.


But why would i?

Of course its a drug. Your point?
 
  • #2,278
You'd quit because it's an unhealthy drug. How many coffee fixes do you need per day? If you keep on drinking coffee you're going to need more and more.
 
  • #2,279
i like my new avatar..

took it from http://www.u-blog.net/theFlyingRabbitAdventures/img/tigrelapin.jpg
 
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  • #2,280
Look out for holy hand grenades.
 
  • #2,281
I love it Cronxeh! but is a tigerny? or a bunger?
 
  • #2,282
If its horny, and its purring.. then it must be.. cronxeh :smile:
 
  • #2,283
cronxeh said:
i like my new avatar..
You always have such cute avatars. :approve:
 
  • #2,284
haha

Gale17 called me 'feminine'

I had to reassure her that I am quite heterosexual :smile:
 
  • #2,285
cronxeh said:
If its horny, and its purring.. then it must be.. cronxeh :smile:

Oh dear, another one corrupted. You used to seem so sweet. :-p
 
  • #2,286
Moonbear I was beginning to get worried about you.. You disappeared for what.. 3 hours
 
  • #2,287
cronxeh said:
Moonbear I was beginning to get worried about you.. You disappeared for what.. 3 hours
Yeah, we were about to send out a search party!

cronxeh, Gale doesn't understand yet that a man has to be secure about his masculinity to have cute avatars. Cute avatars are sexy. :approve:
 
  • #2,288
Gale rides a Harley and I have a bunny avatar :smile:
 
  • #2,289
cronxeh said:
Moonbear I was beginning to get worried about you.. You disappeared for what.. 3 hours

:redface: :smile: I started reading a book last night (standard plot: crazy psycho is out murdering people, rich, gorgeous woman is a target and hunky cop got assigned as her body guard, and they are falling hopelessly in love while trying to catch the psycho), and I just got to the steamy love scene tonight...been having trouble putting the book down :biggrin:. I should finish it tonight and then can give PF my full attention again. :approve:
 
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cronxeh said:
Gale rides a Harley and I have a bunny avatar :smile:

A tiger bunny. Cute and fierce. :!)
 
  • #2,291
Moonbear said:
:redface: :smile: I started reading a book last night (standard plot: crazy psycho is out murdering people, rich, gorgeous woman is a target and hunky cop got assigned as her body guard, and they are falling hopelessly in love while trying to catch the psycho), and I just got to the steamy love scene tonight...been having trouble putting the book down :biggrin:. I should finish it tonight and then can give PF my full attention again. :approve:
A girl I used to work with read "romance novels" and she gave me one to read. After the first five pages of "ample, throbbing, thrusting, you name it, I pitched it into the closet. :bugeye:

Of course "your" book has a plot. :-p
 
  • #2,292
Evo said:
Of course "your" book has a plot. :-p

Somewhat, yeah. I like the romances where the guy falls hopelessly in love, acting all protective, and discovers the woman is one tough cookie (the author that wrote this one used to write historical romances, so they've always had some sort of plot, though flimsy...but I like the author because she usually has strong women as heroines...often it's the "hero" who gets himself in trouble doing something stupid and the woman has to come to his rescue. :biggrin:) I got hooked on them in college. There were a bunch of us who used to swap books and would sit around reading the love scenes aloud and laughing over them. This one's not so bad...no "throbbing manhood" in this one. :smile: Though, there was a moment when he was fumbling for his wallet to find the little package in there. :smile: :smile: Well, hey, at least he was being responsible. :-p
 
  • #2,293
BicycleTree said:
You'd quit because it's an unhealthy drug. How many coffee fixes do you need per day? If you keep on drinking coffee you're going to need more and more.
I don't need coffee at all. I drink it because it's cheaper than beer. (At least until the effects of the tsunami hit the market.) :rolleyes:

chronhex said:
i like my new avatar..
I bet you'd be more popular if you use one of Evo's spares.

hypatia said:
I love it Cronxeh! but is a tigerny? or a bunger
Can you say bunger without getting a bunch of ******'s? :confused:

chronhex said:
If its horny, and its purring.. then it must be.. cronxeh
Don't mention horny in front of Moonbear! She'll be chasing off after that poor rhino again. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,294
Moonbear said:
This one's not so bad...no "throbbing manhood" in this one. :smile:
Ah yes, I remember now "as she brushed up against him, she could feel his throbbing manhood". :biggrin:

Now where did I put that book...
 
  • #2,295
You should drink water like I do. Water's cheaper than coffee or beer.
 
  • #2,296
BicycleTree said:
You should drink water like I do. Water's cheaper than coffee or beer.
Are you nuts?! Fish **** in that stuff!
 
  • #2,297
hmmm At Speedway I can get a bottle of water for $1.21 or coffee for.89 cents.
 
  • #2,298
hypatia said:
hmmm At Speedway I can get a bottle of water for $1.21 or coffee for.89 cents.
Here 'Speedway' is a carwash (with attached dogwash, of all things). Just where do they bottle the water from? :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,299
Moonbear said:
This one's not so bad...no "throbbing manhood" in this one.
:eek: :eek: :bugeye: :eek: :bugeye:
:smile: :smile:

The reason I love this thread is you never know what kind of discussion you're going to find. :biggrin:


My smilies are throbbing, by the way.
 
  • #2,300
Artman said:
:eek: :eek: :bugeye: :eek: :bugeye:
:smile: :smile:

My smilies are throbbing, by the way.
I don't know why I never, until this post, realized how much those little buggers look like exploding clams.
 

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