Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Artman said:
Oooh! Beer to add to my franks and beans party! :biggrin:

Does everyone still have their gas masks? I think we're going to be needing them again very soon!


*pblackt* Artman, was that you?!
 
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  • #1,382
Does anyone have any sauerkraut?

Was what me? :rolleyes:
 
  • #1,383
Artman said:
Does anyone have any sauerkraut?

Was what me? :rolleyes:

Well, that seemed to temporarily clear the room, but the thread seems immune to that too. :rolleyes:

Ooh, one more idea...*tosses thread into washer on hot water[/color] setting, then into dryer on high heat.*
 
  • #1,384
russ_watters said:
test...

Hey! How'd you do that! Just when I was announcing the will reading for the thread, you come along and raise it from the dead again. :eek:
 
  • #1,385
Russ apparently has magic powers beyond our comprehension. :bugeye:
 
  • #1,386
Evo said:
Russ apparently has magic powers beyond our comprehension. :bugeye:

*builds shrine to Russ* It is so clear now the origin of his name must be because he can walk on water! Oh great one, you have brought a dead and buried thread back to life! We worship you! :devil:

:biggrin: :smile:
 
  • #1,387
Moonbear said:
Hey! How'd you do that! Just when I was announcing the will reading for the thread, you come along and raise it from the dead again. :eek:
How'd I do what? :-p
 
  • #1,388
Moonbear said:
Well, that seemed to temporarily clear the room, but the thread seems immune to that too. :rolleyes:

Ooh, one more idea...*tosses thread into washer on hot water[/color] setting, then into dryer on high heat.*
I wouldn't switch on that switch, the gas is still pretty concentrated in here and...
BLAAAAAAMMMMMMM!​
 
  • #1,389
Artman said:
I wouldn't switch on that switch, the gas is still pretty concentrated in here and...
BLAAAAAAMMMMMMM!​

:smile: Would you like to borrow my eyebrow pencil? :biggrin: Unfortunately, we already know the thread is completely immune to fire and explosions, I was just hoping I might be able to at least shrink it a bit to weaken it, but, it seems whoever guessed it's a kevlar thread is right.

(Did you even see it's bizarre behavior earlier? It was playing hide and seek, toying with us, playing dead hoping we'd go away. Fortunately, Russ noticed it peeking when it thought we weren't looking and called its bluff.)
 
  • #1,390
Come on, come on, the thread is immortal.
 
  • #1,391
BicycleTree said:
Come on, come on, the thread is immortal.

It seemed to be heading toward the light earlier today, but then it miraculously recovered again. I think it might be a demon thread. :smile:
 
  • #1,392
We are all demons.
 
  • #1,393
I keep playing with these buttons This looks like ahh.. not all that interesting how about this
 
  • #1,394
Uh, oh. I think Integral isn't going to give up until he "accidently" sends this thread into oblivion.

Hey Integral, maybe this thread might suddenly "disappear"? :smile: Just a few careless "clicks" eh? :wink:

I wonder how much it would be worth to the would be killers to not have their precious thread "vanish"? :devil:

Personally, I'm running low on dark chocolate...
 
  • #1,395
I like chocolot a lot also.. but not sure what the problem is looks fine to me.
 
  • #1,396
The thread was acting strange earlier today, but it seems fine now.
 
  • #1,397
Looks fine from my side, can't help but wonder what was going on.
Wonder who will finlly kill this thread anyway?
 
  • #1,398
Oh, I see Evo got my chocolate delivery. :biggrin:

Die thread, die! :devil:
 
  • #1,399
It was dead=locked for a few hours...It's alive (or at least appears to be) now...Dunno for how long,though.

Daniel.
 
  • #1,400
I was worried about you, poor little thread. Someone had you all locked up. You were probably tied and gagged, laying on a mattress in someones basement waiting for them to come and do awful, cruel, vicious, things to you.

They can't get away with that!

I want to be the one who does cruel things to this thread. :devil:
 
  • #1,401
Artman said:
I was worried about you, poor little thread. Someone had you all locked up. You were probably tied and gagged, laying on a mattress in someones basement waiting for them to come and do awful, cruel, vicious, things to you.

Mattress? Why would we give the thread a mattress? It was chained to a pole. :devil:
 
  • #1,402
Moonbear said:
Mattress? Why would we give the thread a mattress? It was chained to a pole. :devil:
That's awful! :eek:

Now, shut up and get down in the hole thread. I don't care if it is dark and cold, you don't need to see anything, and I'll make you a suit out of the skins of other dead threads to keep warm.

Oooh, creeping myself out again.
 
  • #1,403
Artman said:
That's awful! :eek:

Now, shut up and get down in the hole thread. I don't care if it is dark and cold, you don't need to see anything, and I'll make you a suit out of the skins of other dead threads to keep warm.

Oooh, creeping myself out again.

You're creeping me out too! :eek:

*starts pouring buckets of water into the hole*
 
  • #1,404
Hmm not even going to read the other posts, just need this thread back in MY hands
 
  • #1,405
mattmns said:
Hmm not even going to read the other posts, just need this thread back in MY hands

We thought you had abandoned the thread! Where have you been? The thread has felt very neglected lately.

*pours more water into the hole with the thread*
 
  • #1,406
You know, threads don't have to breathe.
 
  • #1,407
Artman said:
That's awful! :eek:

Now, shut up and get down in the hole thread. I don't care if it is dark and cold, you don't need to see anything, and I'll make you a suit out of the skins of other dead threads to keep warm.

Oooh, creeping myself out again.
Suits are normally made out of thread!
 
  • #1,408
BicycleTree said:
Suits are normally made out of thread!

A horribly gruesome practice, isn't it? I mean, think of all those innocent threads being slaughtered, just to wear them. :frown: :eek:
 
  • #1,409
Watch it Pilgrims.. I thought this thread was dead.

My trigger finger is gettin' itchy. Don't make me go pushn' any mo' buttons...


hear!
 
  • #1,410
67 pages later, and i finally got around to reading what this thread is all about.