Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Oh, hi, arildno.
 
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  • #2,702
Sheesh, some people scare so easily.
 
  • #2,703
Evo said:
I should be outside right now sawing branches and weed eating around the flower beds.
Is that the Texas idea of a 'salad bar'?

Evo said:
I am now taking applications for a "kept" man.

You have to be willing to relocate. And like cats. And possums. And whatever else might wander into my yard. :-p
Done, done, and done! Just tell me when and where. :-p

Evo said:
(being good at first aid is a plus, I'm a klutz)
I'm Canuk, remember... a dedicated desciple of Red Green. If it can't be fixed with duct tape and Vise Grips, you're probably too far gone. :biggrin:
 
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  • #2,704
Dang, where'd he go? Deleted his posts?
 
  • #2,705
Hmmmm Bart's still in the twilight zone. Perhaps it's time to free him?
 
  • #2,706
WOOO! WOOO! *rattles chains*
 
  • #2,707
I am now taking applications for a "kept" man.

Why is everyone looking for Minions? Sorry Evo, Moonbear already offered me the ability to swoop and a silver lined cape and poofy hat costume. Smurf offered me a nation and shovelling. I suppose there would be shovelling in doing your yardwork and apparently lots of interaction with wildlife, which is a plus, but I'm still going to have to stick with Moonbear's offer.

Huck
 
  • #2,708
Sup Huckleberry
 
  • #2,709
Evo said:
And whatever else might wander into my yard. :-p
Oh! What about armadildos? :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,710
Poltergeists and armadillos... that would be funny scene.
 
  • #2,711
Danger said:
Oh! What about armadildos? :rolleyes:
ArmaDILDOS?
What sort of double entendre is that? Much too crude..
 
  • #2,712
arildno said:
Beware of her; she's like a lamia. Before you know it, you're buried in her coils.
I must admit that I was a tad shocked upon reading that, until I looked again and realized that's an 'm'. :redface:
 
  • #2,713
Oh, armadildos. Didn't even notice.
 
  • #2,714
Much better..:approve:, :biggrin:
 
  • #2,715
Post # 4000
 
  • #2,716
How about this one? Is it going to be the 4001 or is someone else going to get it... darn delay. Probably someone else gets it.
 
  • #2,717
DOG GAMMIT! Someone's deleting posts!
 
  • #2,718
Ah, being a member of the undead sure is great.
 
  • #2,719
Danger said:
I'm Canuk, remember... a dedicated desciple of Red Green. If it can't be fixed with duct tape and Vise Grips, you're probably too far gone. :biggrin:
Hey, I'm a master when it comes to duct tape & vise grips, but I'm talking about household repairs, not recreational activities. :blushing:
 
  • #2,720
arildno said:
ArmaDILDOS?
What sort of double entendre is that? Much too crude..
I refer you to Cloning Gone Wrong – #4 :biggrin:

Hey, that's my first try at making a link! Did it work?
 
  • #2,721
Evo said:
I'm talking about household repairs, not recreational activities. :blushing:
There's that too, of course, but I was referring to First Aid. Oh, I forgot about Super Glue. That comes in mighty handy sometimes. (Not for recreational activities.) :wink:
 
  • #2,722
Danger said:
I refer you to Cloning Gone Wrong – #4 :biggrin:

Hey, that's my first try at making a link! Did it work?
Yes, it did work! :smile:
I found this guy rather cute:
http://img128.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img128&image=cloning47iv.jpg

But seriously, Danger, PLAYBOY?
 
  • #2,724
arildno said:
I found this guy rather cute:
http://img128.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img128&image=cloning47iv.jpg
I couldn't figure out why the hell he looked familiar, until I realized that there's more than a passing resemblance to Winston Churchill. :eek:
arildno said:
But seriously, Danger, PLAYBOY?
Hey, c'mon! Gimme a break. I said I was in high school. That was about a year and a half before you were born. (And I only bought it for the articles. :rolleyes: )
 
  • #2,725
Danger said:
Hey, c'mon! Gimme a break. I said I was in high school. That was about a year and a half before you were born. (And I only bought it for the articles. :rolleyes: )
We never had the article thing in the Norwegian magazines.. :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,726
Artman said:
Hey! Nobody wants to recognize my brilliance and stuff. :cry:
It may be because your large vocabulary is too much for us to understand. :-p
 
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dextercioby said:
Who deleted the posts?
Posts? :rolleyes:

arildno said:
We never had the article thing in the Norwegian magazines.. :rolleyes:
I always like to crab about our weather, but I imagine you need even more to keep you warm over there. :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,728
What's the matter with you people, YOU KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T APPRECIATE GOOD SHOVELLING!
 
  • #2,729
:cry: I missed franzbear's 4000th reply! :cry: I'm sorry franzbear! I've been here for every milestone you've passed, and I missed this one. You guys were all posting so slowly when I left, I thought I'd make it back in time. :cry: Had to get yardwork done (I like the new lawn mower :biggrin:).

Huck, glad to have you on board as a minion. Now, just take all your clothes off so I can measure you for your uniform. :-p
 
  • #2,730
There is an inverse relationship between the existence of a picture in my Smiley thread and the rate at which people post in it. :confused:
 
  • #2,731
Hey, wait! Where IS the 4000th post? There's missing numbers from 3999 through 4002! What's been going on while I've been away?! Grrrr...I think I know who's to blame...ghost writing is cheating! :mad:
 
  • #2,732
:smile: The thread really is Haunted!
 
  • #2,733
BicycleTree said:
:smile: The thread really is Haunted!

:mad: One of you has got to go! :mad:
 
  • #2,734
This'll cheer you up. :approve:
 
  • #2,735
It's amazing the range of emotions you can convey by altering the size and shape of the smile. Right now it looks playful, like it's about to laugh; if you make it wider it just looks really, really happy. If you make it narrower top-to-bottom it looks like "I've got a secret" or an impish grin. If you touch it up with the freehand paint tool so it's not completely smooth it looks like it was sad but now it's feeling better. Once I even got it to look like it was radiating gratitude, but I don't remember what I did--I think the eye placement played a part in that one.
 
  • #2,736
Also if you increase the distance between the eyes and the mouth, it looks kind of mindless.
 
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Moonbear said:
Hey, wait! Where IS the 4000th post? There's missing numbers from 3999 through 4002! What's been going on while I've been away?! Grrrr...I think I know who's to blame...ghost writing is cheating! :mad:
I never noticed they were missing (I don't look at the numbers), so I really didn't know what Dexter was talking about. Now that you mention it, though, the count goes 3991, 3993, 3995, 3996, 3998, EVO, 4004... Hmmmm... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,738
Danger said:
I never noticed they were missing (I don't look at the numbers), so I really didn't know what Dexter was talking about. Now that you mention it, though, the count goes 3991, 3993, 3995, 3996, 3998, EVO, 4004... Hmmmm... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Who wants to be the 4000th poster? :-p accepting bribes

Moonbear figured it out though. Yes, this is also the first haunted thread. :bugeye:
 
  • #2,739
Dag nab it, I just poured detergent into the fabric softener dispenser.

And who else hates those Dr Scholl's gel shoe insert commercials? "Was he yellin'? No, he was gellin'." AAAAGGGHHHH!
 
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Evo said:
Dag nab it, I just poured detergent into the fabric softener dispenser.
You're using your washing machine for laundry? That lawnmower must be even better than you let on.:wink:

Evo said:
And who else hates those Dr Scholl's gel shoe insert commercials? "Was he yellin'? No, he was gellin'." AAAAGGGHHHH!
Luckily, we don't get that one up here .:-p :approve:
 
  • #2,741
Martha Stewart

I'm a felon, but I'm gellin.
 
  • #2,742
Danger said:
You're using your washing machine for laundry? That lawnmower must be even better than you let on.:wink:
Not as good as going five miles on the excersize bike in tight jeans. Not that I've ever done that...repeatedly. :rolleyes:

Ivan Seeking said:
Martha Stewart

I'm a felon, but I'm gellin.
:smile: :smile:
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Martha Stewart

I'm a felon, but I'm gellin.
Arrrrggggghhhhhh... :-p
 
  • #2,744
Moonbear said:
Huck, glad to have you on board as a minion. Now, just take all your clothes off so I can measure you for your uniform. :-p

Hey that's a good idea.Whenever I wash my clothes I'm always so happy that all my clothes are clean and then I remember the clothes I have on are in the process of getting dirty. Doesn't it bother you that you can never truly have all your clothes clean simultaeniously. You've just created the answer, a naked laundromat. You might be the first.

Huck
 
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Evo said:
Not as good as going five miles on the excersize bike in tight jeans. Not that I've ever done that...repeatedly. :rolleyes:

:smile: :smile:
Okay, you've far exceeded the bounds of my costuming skills. There is no way, dammit, that I can figure out how to dress up as a pair of jeans. :-p :wink:
 
  • #2,746
Huckleberry said:
Hey that's a good idea.Whenever I wash my clothes I'm always so happy that all my clothes are clean and then I remember the clothes I have on are in the process of getting dirty. Doesn't it bother you that you can never truly have all your clothes clean simultaeniously. You've just created the answer, a naked laundromat. You might be the first.

Huck
i think my iq went down a point or two just from reading that
 
  • #2,747
Then my plan to take over the world is well on its way :devil:

If you want to get really stupid then you should read all of my posts. I believe fanatically in udder nonsense. :wink:

What was the question
Huck
 
  • #2,748
Moonbear said:
Huck, glad to have you on board as a minion. Now, just take all your clothes off so I can measure you for your uniform. :-p
:eek: :eek: You measure all your minions personally I see. :smile: shouldn't you use a tape measure instead of basing everything on the length of your hand? :rolleyes: :biggrin:
 
  • #2,749
Artman said:
basing everything on the length of your hand? :rolleyes: :biggrin:
She's using her hand now, huh? Is there a recent medical condition that we should know about? :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,750
SOS2008 said:
It may be because your large vocabulary is too much for us to understand. :-p
Hey...I...

SOS is picking on me! :cry: :cry: :cry:
 

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