Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #2,651
Moonbear said:
I've tried that. Then some schmuck always comes along and posts in this one again, destroying hours of careful effort to bury this thread off the page. :-p
Hmmm, maybe if we work together we can do it! :wink:
 
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  • #2,652
arildno said:
She's off-line right now; so if you spam the thread real good, she might not notice..

:rolleyes: Which she is not supposed to notice? :biggrin:
 
  • #2,653
Dayle Record. Definitly Dayle Record.
 
  • #2,654
Smurf said:
Hmmm, maybe if we work together we can do it! :wink:

Yeah, okay, don't post anything after my reply here and get to burying those other threads. :approve:
 
  • #2,655
Do you really think I want to be minionized by you, Smurf?
How rude even to suggest such a thing..
The very least you could have done, were to honey your words in such a manner that I might have grown to like the idea of it..
 
  • #2,656
Smurf said:
Once again my loyal minions has said something that needs to be QFE'd

And I repeat: This is not conscription.

I don't know who posted this originally, but it wasn't me. I make lots of short paragraphs because my attention span isn't long enough. Too much tv as a child I suppose. Where did this come from anyway, and who is using my name in this forum if it isn't me? Am I being framed?

And Ill pass on being a Minion of Smurf. I have no use for a city or country. I just wanted the cool costume.
 
  • #2,657
Stop Doing That! This Thread Needs To Be Buried! Start Shovelling My Minions!
 
  • #2,658
Huckleberry said:
I don't know who posted this originally, but it wasn't me. I make lots of short paragraphs because my attention span isn't long enough. Too much tv as a child I suppose. Where did this come from anyway, and who is using my name in this forum if it isn't me? Am I being framed?

And Ill pass on being a Minion of Smurf. I have no use for a city or country. I just wanted the cool costume.
Fine! I'll give you a cape with "LOYAL MINION HUCKLEBERRY" printed on it and a golden trophy, now start shoveling!
 
  • #2,659
Oh, so you leave the actual shoveling and digging to us?
Well, I don't know about that either..
Gotta think about it.
 
  • #2,660
arildno said:
Do you really think I want to be minionized by you, Smurf?
How rude even to suggest such a thing..
The very least you could have done, were to honey your words in such a manner that I might have grown to like the idea of it..
Honeyed words...hmmm...is that this color? If you don't want to become one of Smurf's minions, how about becoming one of my minions? I think I offer a better benefits package. There's unlimited access to the laundromat; you can even invite your dates over to join you on the turbo-charged 18 hp Maytag. Um, then there's the protection we offer from the Artman families. We've got pretty good relations with the Southwest families though, so no need to worry about them (though, we have to keep a bit of an eye on them with SOS running the show while tribdog is staying on the down-low). Oh, and then there's the biology lessons; we have a back room in the laundromat for those. :wink: :cool:
 
  • #2,661
Arildno, you are correct, it was wrong of me to try to minionize you. You are a far too noble and proud zaddick to be placed under me, perhapse if you were to help shovel this thread your brilliance and glory will be recognized by all and I shall of course bow down in worship to you.
 
  • #2,662
Whizzing off to google up on what "zaddick" means..
EDIT:
WHAT?
Should that be an "s"?
How evil and unforgivably rude..
 
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  • #2,663
Allow me to save you the time my great. Zaddick is a term originating from the Hebrew word Tzaddik which appears in the Hebrew to describe a number of true beleivers, it has come to mean a Just and Virtuous person.
I hope I have pleased you my lord.
 
  • #2,664
Gah! I give up on burying this thread, someone else can do it.
 
  • #2,665
Huckleberry said:
I just wanted the cool costume.

Oh, and I forgot to mention, all of my minions get really cool costumes. Dark blue with silver trim for the rookies and gold trim for the captains. Oh, and poofy hats. That's always a sign of an elite squad of minions, and a great ploy to hide your true cunning and strength from the enemies. They're always fooled by the poofy hat, until you swoop down with surgical precision and we take the thread! Muwahahahahaaha! :devil:
 
  • #2,666
It scared the hell out of me when I woke up after my traditional 4 hours of sleep and found an additional 3 pages here. What a relief to find out that 2 1/2 of them were Smurf, so I don't have to read them.

Moonbear said:
how about becoming one of my minions? I think I offer a better benefits package. and then there's the biology lessons; we have a back room in the laundromat for those. :wink: :cool:
I hadn't considered the benefits package before. Maybe I'll consider miniondom under your domain. Since you have to stay off your back for a couple of weeks, I'd expect you to be in charge anyway. :approve:
 
  • #2,667
So Moonbear, why are you posting in orange? Something happen in the last few pages?
 
  • #2,668
lol, YOU THINK?
 
  • #2,669
Sorry Smurf, I'm going to have to go with Moonbear's offer. Shovelling is more of a hobby while swooping has been a passion ever since I jumped of the porch when I was a child because I thought I could fly. I also tried to lift myself up by my feet, but that's another wallydraigled story.

Swoop!
Huck
 
  • #2,670
You've all been brainwashed.
 
  • #2,671
Oh "honeyed words."
 
  • #2,672
There's a pun about Moonbear eating her words, as a bear eats honey, which doesn't make sense in the context.
 
  • #2,673
Moonbear said:
Then some schmuck always comes along and...
Hi. I'm back. :smile:
 
  • #2,674
Artman said:
Hi. I'm back. :smile:
"Speak, and he shall appear..." :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,675
Moonbear said:
Honeyed words...hmmm...is that this color? If you don't want to become one of Smurf's minions, how about becoming one of my minions? I think I offer a better benefits package. There's unlimited access to the laundromat; you can even invite your dates over to join you on the turbo-charged 18 hp Maytag. Um, then there's the protection we offer from the Artman families. We've got pretty good relations with the Southwest families though, so no need to worry about them (though, we have to keep a bit of an eye on them with SOS running the show while tribdog is staying on the down-low). Oh, and then there's the biology lessons; we have a back room in the laundromat for those. :wink: :cool:
Why not offer double shifts volunteering at the PF Cancer clinic as well?
 
  • #2,676
BicycleTree said:
There's a pun about Moonbear eating her words, as a bear eats honey, which doesn't make sense in the context.
Yes, there IS a pun in this, but as yet, it sulks, remaining hidden.
 
  • #2,677
Smurf said:
...you are correct,...your brilliance and glory will be recognized by all and I shall of course bow down in worship to you.
You talkin' to me? :-p
 
  • #2,678
If you want to shovel and dig to Smurf's content, you're welcome to it..:smile:
 
  • #2,679
arildno said:
If you want to shovel and dig to Smurf's content, you're welcome to it..:smile:
No thanks, I just figure you all could recognize my brilliance and glory and all that. :approve: :biggrin:
 
  • #2,680
arildno said:
If you want to shovel and dig to Smurf's content, you're welcome to it..:smile:
There's already enough shovelling to be done just trying to follow these posts. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,681
Artman:
I'm sure Smurf will find you glorious. Even divine, perhaps..
 
  • #2,682
arildno said:
Artman:
I'm sure Smurf will find you glorious. Even divine, perhaps..

Smurf said:
...you are correct,...
:approve:








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  • #2,683
Danger said:
There's already enough shovelling to be done just trying to follow these posts. :biggrin:
Hey!
 
  • #2,684
To each his own,and not others. That's what some ought to try to live after.
 
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  • #2,685
Artman said:
Hey!
Yes...? o:)
 
  • #2,686
I was looking through this magazine, which shall rename nameless, and saw a list of best movie quotes ever. My favorite is from the movie Office Space. An unvalued and socially wallydraigled employee is waiting anxiously for a piece of rapidly disappearing cake at an office party and he says "The ratio of people to cake is too big." Ofcourse he is the only one to go without. Poor guy. After I finished :smile: I would give him a big fat piece of cake.

Huck
 
  • #2,687
Moonbear said:
Honeyed words...hmmm...is that this color? If you don't want to become one of Smurf's minions, how about becoming one of my minions? I think I offer a better benefits package. There's unlimited access to the laundromat; you can even invite your dates over to join you on the turbo-charged 18 hp Maytag. Um, then there's the protection we offer from the Artman families. We've got pretty good relations with the Southwest families though, so no need to worry about them (though, we have to keep a bit of an eye on them with SOS running the show while tribdog is staying on the down-low). Oh, and then there's the biology lessons; we have a back room in the laundromat for those. :wink: :cool:
Very clever, honeying your words. Benefits package? I am easily wooed with green apple martinis and demented entertainment. "Biology lessons" -- very clever reference to the cancer clinc! :biggrin:
 
  • #2,688
Artman said:
No thanks, I just figure you all could recognize my brilliance and glory and all that. :approve: :biggrin:
Talk about shoveling...(and I'm not referring to this thread). :smile:
 
  • #2,689
SOS2008 said:
Very clever, honeying your words. Benefits package? I am easily wooed with green apple martinis and demented entertainment. "Biology lessons" -- very clever reference to the cancer clinc! :biggrin:
Ah Ha! So she was offering extra volunteer time at the cancer clinic! HA! I suspected that was the case, but I wasn't wise to her oh-so-subtile inuendo.
 
  • #2,690
SOS2008 said:
Talk about shoveling...(and I'm not referring to this thread). :smile:
Hey! Nobody wants to recognize my brilliance and stuff. :cry:
 
  • #2,691
You know what's funny?
 
  • #2,692
Artman said:
Ah Ha! So she was offering extra volunteer time at the cancer clinic! HA! I suspected that was the case, but I wasn't wise to her oh-so-subtile inuendo.
Beware of her; she's like a lamia. Before you know it, you're buried in her coils.
EDIT:
Here's how a lamia looks like:
http://www.knight-online.com.my/images/conceptart/lamia.jpg
And here's another one:
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vampire-lamia.jpg
 
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  • #2,693
No fair! We're only 25 posts from the 4000 mark and once again I have to go someplace, because I have a real life :cry: :cry: :cry: I mean...darn, I'm probably going to miss it again. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,694
arildno said:
Beware of her; she's like a lamia. Before you know it, you're buried in her coils.
EDIT:
Here's how a lamia looks like:
http://www.knight-online.com.my/images/conceptart/lamia.jpg
Is that bra electrified? Because those hand like things on there, if they were electrified, well... :blushing: Yeah, I imagine she is like that. :biggrin:
 
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  • #2,695
Some people think ghosts are made out of electricity
 
  • #2,696
Did you see the vampire lamia as well?
I'm not sure which fits better..
 
  • #2,697
Ok, I am a very busy person. I need household repairs and yardwork done.

Right now I have several dozen projects that need to get done around the house and no time to do them. I should be outside right now sawing branches and weed eating around the flower beds. Instead I am working on a presentation for work.

I am now taking applications for a "kept" man.

You have to be willing to relocate. And like cats. And possums. And whatever else might wander into my yard. :-p

(being good at first aid is a plus, I'm a klutz)
 
  • #2,698
Electric lamia eels.
 
  • #2,699
You could recruit a poltergeist for that.
 
  • #2,700
Am I the only one posting here? Race to 4000! Come on people.
 

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