Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Changing the subject a bit. I've been under a lot of stress lately because my company was laying off a significant number of people in my division due to a recently announced merger. I was spared, but the guy in the office across from mine was not as lucky. :frown: He was so upset that he lost his eye. He has a glass eye and he took it out and forgot where he put it.
 
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I am going to have to leave pf in a month or so :cry:
 
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mattmns said:
I am going to have to leave pf in a month or so :cry:
What? WHY?
 
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I decided to stop being lazy. At my current pace I would not graduate until I was 22, 3 years from now (I would be a few classes short, and would have to wait to graduate for a whole year). So I decided that I will take 4 classes this summer, rather than 2, and then just take a real full-time load and finish 2 years from now. I will be student teaching in just over a year from now, scary thought!
 
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Moonbear said:
:blushing: :shy: :blushing: :wink:
I still think that you just coloured those little pink guys in with your lipstick so you'd look coy. You don't strike me as the blushing type.

Evo said:
He has a glass eye and he took it out and forgot where he put it.
The ex-from-hell just got hers hooked into the muscle so it moves with the other one. A lot easier to gaze into her face now, but not as amusing.

mattmns said:
I am going to have to leave pf in a month or so
Is this the result of a poll? I didn't get to vote!
 
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mattmns said:
I decided to stop being lazy. At my current pace I would not graduate until I was 22, 3 years from now (I would be a few classes short, and would have to wait to graduate for a whole year). So I decided that I will take 4 classes this summer, rather than 2, and then just take a real full-time load and finish 2 years from now. I will be student teaching in just over a year from now, scary thought!
That doesn't mean you can't post here any more! I like you! You still need to come here once in awhile. :cry:
 
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1 said:
If i kill this thread, can i get a cookie?

Fibonacci

This thread will not die. It may be imortal. However it is susceptable to execution. This has been flirted with several times. As the offical executioner I stand ready. Axe at hand waiting patiently for the writ of execution from Queen Evo.

Please Queen Evo, can it kill it! I want to kill.. kILL please let me hack it into little chucks and bury it in the bit bucket in the sky! PLULEEASE
 
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:smile: Danger.

True Evo, but I think it would be better if I stayed away. If I post a few times I will then want to post more, and more, and more... I will probably be back, just not for a while.
 
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Integral said:
This thread will not die. It may be imortal. However it is susceptable to execution. This has been flirted with several times. As the offical executioner I stand ready. Axe at hand waiting patiently for the writ of execution from Queen Evo.

Please Queen Evo, can it kill it! I want to kill.. kILL please let me hack it into little chucks and bury it in the bit bucket in the sky! PLULEEASE
Woah, BLOODLUST!

Soon my dear Integral...soon. Muwahahahahaha! :devil:
 
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Moonbear said:
Have we tried electrocuting the thread yet?
Isn't that the way Edison made his first bulb filament? Burned cotton? Never tried it with Kevlar... hmmmm...

mental note: next patent–bulletproof light bulbs...
 
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mattmns said:
True Evo, but I think it would be better if I stayed away. If I post a few times I will then want to post more, and more, and more... I will probably be back, just not for a while.
You must promise to return!

Good luck on your studies, I know you will do well!
 
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mattmns said:
:smile: Danger.
Okay, I'm pretty sure there's sarcasm in there somewhere...:rolleyes:

mattmns said:
If I post a few times I will then want to post more, and more, and more... I will probably be back, just not for a while.
Just type out every goofball thought that strolls through your brain, stash them on your hard drive, and set it up to randomly fire one into whatever thread is most active at the time. The way these things are going, nobody will even notice that it isn't really you. :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
I still think that you just coloured those little pink guys in with your lipstick so you'd look coy. You don't strike me as the blushing type.

I do blush. It usually takes a lot, but with pale skin, you can't help but notice when I do, and then someone always points it out when that happens, and that embarrasses me more, and makes me blush redder.
 
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Integral said:
This thread will not die. It may be imortal. However it is susceptable to execution. This has been flirted with several times. As the offical executioner I stand ready. Axe at hand waiting patiently for the writ of execution from Queen Evo.

Please Queen Evo, can it kill it! I want to kill.. kILL please let me hack it into little chucks and bury it in the bit bucket in the sky! PLULEEASE

:cry: No, not my poor little thread!
 
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Yeah I bet I could come back 2 years from now and this thread will still be on top, it will probably have 40k+ posts by then.
 
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Moonbear said:
I do blush. It usually takes a lot
Normally I'd think that I just wasn't trying hard enough, but if the Canesten line didn't do it... I give up. :frown:
 
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mattmns said:
Yeah I bet I could come back 2 years from now and this thread will still be on top, it will probably have 40k+ posts by then.

:bugeye: You can't possibly consider staying away that long! :cry:
 
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We will see how things go. I am definitely going to be disconnecting my computer from the net this summer.
 
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Danger said:
Normally I'd think that I just wasn't trying hard enough, but if the Canesten line didn't do it... I give up. :frown:

:rolleyes: I don't blush over stuff like that. Usually it's when I do something really stupid and someone notices at the worst moment. Or when my friends take me out for my birthday and get the waitress to bring me cake with a candle in it, and then AFTER singing Happy Birthday and AFTER I blow out the candle, they realize they should have taken a picture and relight the candle and make me sit there while they take a picture. :rolleyes: (I don't like having such a fuss made over me.) :shy:
 
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mattmns said:
We will see how things go. I am definitely going to be disconnecting my computer from the net this summer.
Going cold turkey! :bugeye:

I should probably cut back. I've been working on a spreadsheet for the last 4 hours that I could have completed in 2 and I'm not even halfway through.
 
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Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: I don't blush over stuff like that.
I blush easily. :blushing:

My nose turns bright red when I drink red wine, so I don't drink it anymore.
 
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Evo said:
I've been working on a spreadsheet for the last 4 hours
Working on one?! Don't tell me you've gone pro! :eek:
 
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Evo said:
I blush easily. :blushing:

My nose turns bright red when I drink red wine, so I don't drink it anymore.

Ah well, we have a use for you on Christmas Eve.

Blinkin' Flip, it's almost daylight. I'd appreciate it if all members would refrain from posting until my dissertation is complete. Thank you.
 
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brewnog said:
I'd appreciate it if all members would refrain from posting until my dissertation is complete. Thank you.
Dissertation? You can get hanged for that! What branch of the Services are you in, anyhow?
 
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Danger said:
Working on one?! Don't tell me you've gone pro! :eek:
:confused:
 
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Evo said:
:confused:
Sorry. I just went back and reread your post. I didn't realize that 'spreadsheet' was one word. :redface:
 
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A reminder to everyone that this thread has gone off topic (again). I recommend someone kill it quickly.
 
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motai said:
A reminder to everyone that this thread has gone off topic (again). I recommend someone kill it quickly.
Yeah, yeah... patience already! I'm trying to bore it to death.
 
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Evo said:
I blush easily. :blushing:

My nose turns bright red when I drink red wine, so I don't drink it anymore.

Generally when drinking wine I make every effort to get it in my mouth. I suppose, after enough, I might, like you, miss and get some on my nose.



Can I kill it now?
 
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Integral said:
Generally when drinking wine I make every effort to get it in my mouth. I suppose, after enough, I might, like you, miss and get some on my nose.
Yeah, everyone tells me snorting it is wrong. :rolleyes: :wink:

Can I kill it now?
Patience my dear. We don't want the thread to know what's going happen. :devil: