Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #1,981
Moonbear said:
*Picks up jumper cables. Taps the tips together to make them arc dramatically.*
Careful with those! If one of them touches that electric bra, it'll overload the whole system and toast your ta-ta's! I like 'em sunny-side up, not flambe! :eek:
 
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  • #1,982
Danger said:
Careful with those! If one of them touches that electric bra, it'll overload the whole system and toast your ta-ta's! I like 'em sunny-side up, not flambe! :eek:

Ouch, ouch, owweeeeeeee!

I'm starting to think this electric bra is more trouble than it's worth. I think I just need to find someone with warm hands. :biggrin:
 
  • #1,983
Moonbear said:
I just need to find someone with warm hands. :biggrin:
Just when I was starting to think that those bottles of exothermic hand lotion were a waste of money... :biggrin:
 
  • #1,984
Danger said:
Just when I was starting to think that those bottles of exothermic hand lotion were a waste of money... :biggrin:

They're hand lotion? :rolleyes: :redface:
 
  • #1,985
Moonbear said:
It'll kill other threads, but this thread is cut from a different cloth.
It would have killed this thread too, if not for certain unjust interference that need not be mentioned.
 
  • #1,986
Moonbear said:
They're hand lotion? :rolleyes: :redface:
'Fraid so, honey. That heat you're feeling isn't just hormones.
 
  • #1,987
Danger said:
'Fraid so, honey. That heat you're feeling isn't just hormones.

Yeah, but are you sure it's just for hands? :rolleyes: I may have, um, uh... :redface: ...nevermind.
 
  • #1,988
Moonbear said:
Yeah, but are you sure it's just for hands? :rolleyes: I may have, um, uh... :redface: ...nevermind.
I know that you don't really mean what that sounds like, so you have no reason to be concerned by their tendency to explode on contact with Canestan... :rolleyes:
 
  • #1,989
Danger said:
I know that you don't really mean what that sounds like, so you have no reason to be concerned by their tendency to explode on contact with Canestan... :rolleyes:

I had to look up what Canesten is (we have different brand names here). Not really what I was hoping for. :rolleyes:
 
  • #1,990
Moonbear said:
I had to look up what Canesten is (we have different brand names here).
Yeah, I ran into that with the little fiasco about Evo's computer.:redface:

Moonbear said:
Not really what I was hoping for. :rolleyes:

Sorry... it's the least offensive thing that I could think of and still have the joke work. :frown:
 
  • #1,991
Danger said:
Yeah, I ran into that with the little fiasco about Evo's computer.:redface:

:bugeye: Just what were you doing with Evo's computer to need that?!
 
  • #1,992
Moonbear said:
:bugeye: Just what were you doing with Evo's computer to need that?!
It's not my fault! The hatch said 'hard drive access'. :redface:

The 'misleading labelling' watchdogs are going to hear about this.
 
  • #1,993
Danger said:
It's not my fault! The hatch said 'hard drive access'. :redface:

The 'misleading labelling' watchdogs are going to hear about this.

Sounds kind of painful. :-p
 
  • #1,994
Moonbear said:
Darn safey matches! It went out already. How about a new plan. Let's just turn out the lights, wait for Artman or franz to come in and ask one of them to light candles so we can see in here. :devil:
Uh huh. Like I wouldn't have smelled the gasoline and spotted the empty storage containers for the LOX and the ether.

...What's this over here? Looks like a plug out of the outlet...

<bends down and plugs in outlet>


BLAM! KABLOOOY! POW!








I guess I shouldn't a done that...
 
  • #1,995
Moonbear said:
Sounds kind of painful.
No kidding. Now I've got a 3 1/2" floppy instead... :blushing:
Artman said:
BLAM! KABLOOOY! POW!
Surely you exaggerate...
 
  • #1,996
Artman said:
I guess I shouldn't a done that...

Don't worry, I still have plenty of eyebrow pencil to go around. We can keep drawing in those singed off eyebrows. :biggrin:
 
  • #1,997
:cry: I just bit my tongue
 
  • #1,998
I wonder how hard it is to make liquid oxygen from air. How small a machine could you have that you could plug into the wall and compress/freeze a quart bottle of liquid oxygen for you?
 
  • #1,999
BicycleTree said:
I wonder how hard it is to make liquid oxygen from air.
Why go to all that trouble? Just buy some dry ice, grind it up, and filter out the carbon.
 
  • #2,000
mattmns said:
:cry: I just bit my tongue

Consequence of the explosion as well? Here's an ice pop to suck on. That should help. :smile:
 
  • #2,001
Moonbear said:
Here's an ice pop to suck on.
Ice pop? Sounds like the result of a skating accident.
 
  • #2,002
Danger said:
Ice pop? Sounds like the result of a skating accident.

:smile: No, a popsicle...I don't know why I call them ice pops.
 
  • #2,003
Moonbear said:
:smile: No, a popsicle...I don't know why I call them ice pops.
I'm sure there's some deep philosophical reason that makes perfect sense to absolutely no one. :approve:
 
  • #2,004
Danger said:
I'm sure there's some deep philosophical reason that makes perfect sense to absolutely no one. :approve:

Could be. *slowly starts sucking on popsicle*
 
  • #2,005
If i kill this thread, can i get a cookie?

Fibonacci
 
  • #2,006
1 said:
If i kill this thread, can i get a cookie?

Fibonacci

Even better, if you don't kill the thread and promise to leave it to the experts, I'll give you two cookies. :biggrin: :-p
 
  • #2,007
Moonbear said:
Could be. *slowly starts sucking on popsicle*
Good; practise makes perfect. Meet me in the cancer clinic at midnight. :-p
 
  • #2,008
Danger said:
Good; practise makes perfect. Meet me in the cancer clinic at midnight. :-p

Mmmphh mmm phmmmph. *wipes chin*
 
  • #2,009
Moonbear said:
Mmmphh mmm phmmmph. *wipes chin*
In my humble estimation, you grow more alluring every day. :-p
 
  • #2,010
Danger said:
In my humble estimation, you grow more alluring every day. :-p

:blushing: :shy: :blushing: :wink: