Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #3,551
SOS2008 said:
Exactly! One must have priorities in order, such as a cup holder for my green apple martini. :biggrin: I'm still working on the sound system. I was using a headset with an ipod, but it gets in the way of my night vision goggles.

Oh, now that's something that still needs to be invented. A decent holder for a martini glass that won't tip over in the pool or let the martini get warm. :biggrin:
 
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  • #3,552
SOS2008 said:
Exactly! One must have priorities in order, such as a cup holder for my green apple martini. :biggrin: I'm still working on the sound system. I was using a headset with an ipod, but it gets in the way of my night vision goggles.
I'm starting to get the picture here. I see SOS, her torso protruding from the monstrous M1 Abrams wheelchair. Her long, blond hair is wild and windblown as she treads recklessly on autopilot, crashing one party after another attempting to refuel her supply of green apple martinis. The sound of "Hells Bells" blaring from her massive soundsystem shakes the neighborhood in prelude to her arrival. Peaceloving partigoers look up in wonderment, just in time to see SOS screaming like an amazon warrior woman, wearing her military issue nightvision goggles and a camoflauge tank top. As she steamrolls their humvees she flails her arms in triumph and manages to never spill a drop from her glass. In moments she is gone, leaving ruin and devastation and piles of olive pits in her wake.
 
  • #3,553
Huckleberry said:
I'm starting to get the picture here. I see SOS, her torso protruding from the monstrous M1 Abrams wheelchair. Her long, blond hair is wild and windblown as she treads recklessly on autopilot, crashing one party after another attempting to refuel her supply of green apple martinis. The sound of "Hells Bells" blaring from her massive soundsystem shakes the neighborhood in prelude to her arrival. Peaceloving partigoers look up in wonderment, just in time to see SOS screaming like an amazon warrior woman, wearing her military issue nightvision goggles and a camoflauge tank top. As she steamrolls their humvees she flails her arms in triumph and manages to never spill a drop from her glass. In moments she is gone, leaving ruin and devastation and piles of olive pits in her wake.
You should consider writing. :smile:
 
  • #3,554
Consider it? I'm relying on it. It's the only thing I'm semi-skilled at. This particular image reminds me of just about every Terry Pratchett book I've read.

P.S. Thanks :biggrin:
 
  • #3,555
Huckleberry said:
Consider it? I'm relying on it. It's the only thing I'm semi-skilled at. This particular image reminds me of just about every Terry Pratchett book I've read.

P.S. Thanks :biggrin:
I didn't know you wrote. Is that what you do?
 
  • #3,556
Evo said:
I didn't know you wrote. Is that what you do?
No. Just as a hobby. I'm not a professional. I'm just a lowly student, and hope to always remain that way.
 
  • #3,557
Moonbear said:
Oh, now that's something that still needs to be invented. A decent holder for a martini glass that won't tip over in the pool or let the martini get warm. :biggrin:
Right! There are those cups with water-filled insolation that can be placed in the freezer. The cups will float, but still tip and spill. Let's face it, the RV rocks!
Huckleberry said:
I'm starting to get the picture here. I see SOS, her torso protruding from the monstrous M1 Abrams wheelchair. Her long, blond hair is wild and windblown as she treads recklessly on autopilot, crashing one party after another attempting to refuel her supply of green apple martinis. The sound of "Hells Bells" blaring from her massive soundsystem shakes the neighborhood in prelude to her arrival. Peaceloving partigoers look up in wonderment, just in time to see SOS screaming like an amazon warrior woman, wearing her military issue nightvision goggles and a camoflauge tank top. As she steamrolls their humvees she flails her arms in triumph and manages to never spill a drop from her glass. In moments she is gone, leaving ruin and devastation and piles of olive pits in her wake.
Very good analogy of my real life. :eek: You would have made great contributions to the story about Dave...
 
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  • #3,558
Evo said:
I dressed him as a beaver? (have no memory of doing this).
Uh huh.

Evo said:
Artman, you're leaving?

I will take care of little Franzbear. Franzbear will be safe with me. :approve: We're going beaver hunting. Look at the adorable beaver costume aunt Evo made him. Can't tell him from a real beaver can you? What? Oh, that's so you don't frighten the other beaver, dear. :approve:
Naughty, naughty, naughty. Going on a beaver hunt while I'm on vacation.

I happen to love beaver. I keep my beaver gun clean and ready to use in case I see a beaver to go after. I've been on beaver hunting safaris since grade school. I'm currently on a long term beaver expedition and I caught one. :-p :biggrin:
 
  • #3,559
Artman said:
Evo said:
I dressed him as a beaver? (have no memory of doing this).
Artman said:
Uh huh.
Evo said:
Artman, you're leaving?

I will take care of little Franzbear. Franzbear will be safe with me. We're going beaver hunting. Look at the adorable beaver costume aunt Evo made him. Can't tell him from a real beaver can you? What? Oh, that's so you don't frighten the other beaver, dear.
artman said:
Uh huh.
Artman said:
Naughty, naughty, naughty. Going on a beaver hunt while I'm on vacation.
Evo said:
Darn, I thought I'd deleted the evidence. :bugeye:
Artman said:
I happen to love beaver. I keep my beaver gun clean and ready to use in case I see a beaver to go after. I've been on beaver hunting safaris since grade school. I'm currently on a long term beaver expedition and I caught one. :-p :biggrin:
No beaver here, just merkins. :blushing:
 
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  • #3,560
Evo said:
No beaver here, just merkins. :blushing:

:redface: :blushing: That's more personal information than I needed to know! :smile:
 
  • #3,561
you got a kitty in your pic for crying out loud!
 
  • #3,562
cronxeh said:
you got a kitty in your pic for crying out loud!

A gun-totin' one no less! :smile:
 
  • #3,563
A bird in hand and a nest to go.
 
  • #3,564
Chronos said:
A bird in hand and a nest to go.

Between this and your comment in the what to wear thread, it's not hard to figure out what's on your mind tonight. :wink:
 
  • #3,565
Evo said:
No beaver here, just merkins. :blushing:
Is this a personal choice, or just the age thing? And whoever thought up 'one in the hand is worth two in the bush' was either dislexic or stupid. I'll go for all three in the bush, and keep your hands for other things.
 
  • #3,566
Evo said:
No beaver here, just merkins. :blushing:
A local (maybe syndicated, I don't remember) weatherman once made the comment that if you don't wear your wig everyday, it's not a wig, it's a hat.

Just thought I'd mention that. :blushing: :biggrin:
 
  • #3,567
ohh.. haaha it hurts to breathe
 
  • #3,568
cronxeh said:
ohh.. haaha it hurts to breathe
Got your hat on over your nose? :smile:
 
  • #3,569
cronxeh, et al. Merkins, Beavers, and Moonbears : Statistical Thermodynamics of Interacting Surfaces. PF Press: 2005
 
  • #3,570
cronxeh said:
cronxeh, et al. Merkins, Beavers, and Moonbears : Statistical Thermodynamics of Interacting Surfaces. PF Press: 2005
Is the illustrated version out in paperback? :-p
 
  • #3,571
Moonbear said:
Artman said:
Beavers are out of season. :biggrin:
That's not what Danger says. :-p
I can't tell any more; there are too many of you to keep track of. :-p
 
  • #3,572
cronxeh said:
cronxeh, et al. Merkins, Beavers, and Moonbears : Statistical Thermodynamics of Interacting Surfaces. PF Press: 2005


I want royalties! :biggrin:
 
  • #3,573
Still thinking about that camera. I think I'm going to go for the Sony Cybershot 4.1MP. I want something with at least 4MP. This one comes with a carrying case for just under $300. I think I have to buy the memory chip and rechargable batteries and AC adapter seperately. Hmm, these things are expensive. Maybe I'll just stop by best buy tomorrow and see what they got.
 
  • #3,574
Evo said:
No beaver here, just merkins. :blushing:
It never struck me until now, but that's how most southerners that I've met pronounce "Americans". Maybe I should bring this to their attention the next time and see how long it takes for them to straighten out their accents. :devil:
 
  • #3,575
Danger said:
It never struck me until now, but that's how most southerners that I've met pronounce "Americans". Maybe I should bring this to their attention the next time and see how long it takes for them to straighten out their accents. :devil:
Oh NO! You're right. It's a good thing I always try not to use the term American for a US citizen. Join the club Danger. I'm a merkin, your a merkin, wouldn't you like to be amerkin too?
 
  • #3,576
Danger said:
It never struck me until now, but that's how most southerners that I've met pronounce "Americans". Maybe I should bring this to their attention the next time and see how long it takes for them to straighten out their accents. :devil:

Some of them might not mind being a merkin. :smile: Now I'm going to have a hard time not laughing when I hear it pronounced that way! :smile:
 
  • #3,577
Huckleberry said:
wouldn't you like to be amerkin too?
As long as you're referring to the furry type, sure. I can think of worse places to hang out.
 
  • #3,578
Danger said:
As long as you're referring to the furry type, sure. I can think of worse places to hang out.

No pun intended? :smile:
 
  • #3,579
Moonbear said:
No pun intended? :smile:
Maybe... :rolleyes:
 
  • #3,580
Danger said:
Maybe... :rolleyes:


Uh oh, you seem to be shrinking! :biggrin:
 
  • #3,581
Moonbear said:
Uh oh, you seem to be shrinking! :biggrin:
Given the nature of the discussion, quite the contrary. :-p
 
  • #3,582
I posted this link in the pope thread but I think that may have been too serious a thread for this. I think that this is a sublime piece of art:
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4116
 
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  • #3,583
*Huckleberry peers off the edge of the killer thread.*
"I can't even see any of the other posts from up here. Wait, is that the member's photo thread down there? I can't quite make it out. Someone hold on to my shirt while I lean over and take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!" :eek: :bugeye:
 
  • #3,584
Huckleberry said:
Someone hold on to my shirt while I lean over and take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!" :eek: :bugeye:
Gee, that's too bad. If he'd been wearing one of those slingshot thongs, he'd be bungieing back right about now. :biggrin:
 
  • #3,585
Danger said:
Gee, that's too bad. If he'd been wearing one of those slingshot thongs, he'd be bungieing back right about now. :biggrin:
*A voice on the wind rises up to meet Danger. "I'd rather die first!"*
 
  • #3,586
Huckleberry said:
*A voice on the wind rises up to meet Danger. "I'd rather die first!"*
Good choice. I don't think that the initial braking impact would be any less painful than landing without it. :eek:
That reminds me...



http://img258.echo.cx/img258/5722/pf9br.th.jpg
 
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  • #3,587
Danger said:
Good choice. I don't think that the initial braking impact would be any less painful than landing without it. :eek:
That reminds me...



http://img258.echo.cx/img258/5722/pf9br.th.jpg
A little more blood splatter and body parts for my humor. :smile: :rolleyes: Just Kiddin'
 
  • #3,588
thats unscientific, you thermodynamics hater!
 
  • #3,589
:smile: Another great Danger comic. OK, maybe not that great but it is another Danger comic. :wink:
I like your comics. This one would have been better with a helicopter. Helicopters are just funnier for some reason.
 
  • #3,590
Huckleberry said:
This one would have been better with a helicopter. Helicopters are just funnier for some reason.
I wish to hell I'd thought of that myself. A chopper would certainly earn its nickname under such circumstances. :biggrin:
 
  • #3,591
Huckleberry said:
*Huckleberry peers off the edge of the killer thread.*
"I can't even see any of the other posts from up here. Wait, is that the member's photo thread down there? I can't quite make it out. Someone hold on to my shirt while I lean over and take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!" :eek: :bugeye:

You're supposed to kill the thread, not yourself! :bugeye: No wonder it's so hard killing this thing, with you folks missing the whole point like that.

Or maybe the thread is growing in strength and beginning to control our minds. :eek:
 
  • #3,592
Moonbear said:
You're supposed to kill the thread, not yourself! :bugeye: No wonder it's so hard killing this thing, with you folks missing the whole point like that.

Or maybe the thread is growing in strength and beginning to control our minds. :eek:
Don't be ridiculous Moonbear. A thread can't control people's minds. Now, come back to the laundry room for a second. There is something I want to show you. Just ignore those human shaped pods for a moment and take a look at THIS! ...>
 
  • #3,593
I think this thread is starting to curve space..
 
  • #3,594
Huckleberry said:
Don't be ridiculous Moonbear. A thread can't control people's minds. Now, come back to the laundry room for a second. There is something I want to show you. Just ignore those human shaped pods for a moment and take a look at THIS! ...>

:rolleyes: Sheesh, I've seen those before. Everytime I walked in on franz or Artman in the laundry room, they had one of those they were trying to quickly hide.
 
  • #3,595
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: Sheesh, I've seen those before. Everytime I walked in on franz or Artman in the laundry room, they had one of those they were trying to quickly hide.
I always thought those were electro-ejaculators they were distracting us from. :confused: hmmmm...
 
  • #3,596
Math Is Hard said:
I always thought those were electro-ejaculators they were distracting us from. :confused: hmmmm...

Hence the expression on their faces. :bigggrin:
 
  • #3,597
That's what happens when I plug my 110 volt electro-ejaculator into Moonbears 220 volt electric bra socket.

Hmmm, :rolleyes:
 
  • #3,598
Huckleberry said:
That's what happens when I plug my 110 volt electro-ejaculator into Moonbears 220 volt electric bra socket.

Hmmm, :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :frown: :mad: I let you take my bra off and you still needed the electroejaculator? :cry:
 
  • #3,599
I was just prepping for later. Usually when I finish reading a few chapters of 'Snow White and the Seven Spankings' I just plug in that bad boy and drift off into a comfortable sleep. I always awake about 12 hours later exhilerated and refreshed.

I had no idea MIH had discovered my electro-ejaculator. She must have been looking under my mattress again for those panties that Artman hides there. I charge him a monthly fee.

But since you're here and your bra is already off...
Wanna play with my home chemistry lab?
 
  • #3,600
Artman! You took my panties?? Naughty boy! You are going to punished for this big-time! You get over to the spanking chair, right now, and don't you sass me or it will hurt more!