Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Artman said:
It's new. It's very new. :smile:
Just don't get a unit on an upper floor. These threads are fire traps. (Especially with all of the arsonists that are going after Franzbear.)
 
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  • #2,192
Danger said:
Just don't get a unit on an upper floor. These threads are fire traps. (Especially with all of the arsonists that are going after Franzbear.)
I'm going to get a unit with a sprinkler system. The great thing about having a condo here is that the condo association will take care of fixing the outside of the building, cutting the grass, trash pickup, etc. (for a monthly maintenance fee, of course). :smile: And all I have to do is live here and type responses. :smile:
 
  • #2,193
Artman said:
all I have to do is live here and type responses. :smile:
Clever.

Awright, dammit! Ath mutth ath I hate to go off topic :rolleyes: , hath anyone elth ever got their tongue caught in an electric toothbruth? The othillating brithle-carrier on my Thpin-bruth Pro loothened up so thereth a 2mm gap between it and the thupport arm. Thit, that hurths! :mad:
 
  • #2,194
You'll never get into the thread with railway shares. And I know why. Smiles and soap won't work either.

It's a boo... jum.[/size]
 
  • #2,195
BicycleTree said:
You'll never get into the thread with railway shares. And I know why. Smiles and soap won't work either.

It's a boo... jum.[/size]
Sure it is, but it has a great view from high on the North slope, easy access to shopping, a good distance from the city, but not so far that you can't take little trips in for dinner or a show
:approve: and best of all there is instant access for responding. :wink:
 
  • #2,196
Danger said:
Clever.

Awright, dammit! Ath mutth ath I hate to go off topic :rolleyes: , hath anyone elth ever got their tongue caught in an electric toothbruth? The othillating brithle-carrier on my Thpin-bruth Pro loothened up so thereth a 2mm gap between it and the thupport arm. Thit, that hurths! :mad:
Got your fingers caught in it too. Ouch!
 
  • #2,197
if I didn't go back and read the last 65 pages what would I not know that I should?
 
  • #2,199
tribdog said:
if I didn't go back and read the last 65 pages what would I not know that I should?
Tribdog! Welcome back! Lots of stuff! They kidnapped little Franzbear (the thread we determined is the illegitimate love-echild of Franznietsche and Moonbear) on April fools day, a new member that you'll get a kick out of has joined named Danger, we had a meeting at the Genco Olive Oil Factory to try and kill the thread...that's here:

Meeting at Genco

That is where they told us the thread had been kidnapped. We paid a ransom and got it back.

Oh, and I bought a condo here and moved in.
 
  • #2,200
good, I'm glad things haven't fallen apart while I was away. I was really worried someone would try smarting up my thread while I was gone.
 
  • #2,201
The thread was never kidnapped. It vanished itself on its own, then came back.
 
  • #2,202
tribdog said:
good, I'm glad things haven't fallen apart while I was away. I was really worried someone would try smarting up my thread while I was gone.
No we've got another member, Bicycletree, who sees to it that won't happen. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,203
There are great amenities here, pool, hot tub, tennis courts, bike trails, hiking trails, it's great. :smile:
 
  • #2,204
Artman said:
There are great amenities here, pool, hot tub, tennis courts, bike trails, hiking trails, it's great. :smile:

Howdy, I'm your new neighbor! Couldn't pass up a deal like that. Besides, it's about time this thread start taking care of its mother. :biggrin: Is the hot tub clothing optional?

tribdog, where the heck have you been? Look how much little franzbear has grown while you've been away! We've even given it a name now.
 
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Moonbear said:
Howdy, I'm your new neighbor! Couldn't pass up a deal like that. Besides, it's about time this thread start taking care of its mother. :biggrin: Is the hot tub clothing optional?
Hi! Welcome to Boojum Heights! I'll meet you in the clothing optional hot tub with the welcome wagon. :biggrin:
 
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  • #2,206
Artman said:
Hi! I'll meet you in the clothing optional hot tub with the welcome wagon. :biggrin:

Oooh, what's in the welcome wagon?
 
  • #2,207
Moonbear said:
Oooh, what's in the welcome wagon?
It's a surprise, but it definitely will make you feel welcome. :-p ...I mean... :smile: o:)
 
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Did you see the Condo name in my edit? Boojum Heights. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,209
Artman said:
Did you see the Condo name in my edit? Boojum Heights. :biggrin:

Ooh, I like the name! Yet another selling point. That should look good on my calling cards. :approve:
 
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Do any Bakers live there?
 
  • #2,211
BicycleTree said:
Do any Bakers live there?
The Boojum bakers of PF. Their motto is: "Give us anough dough and we'll get it to rise." :wink:
 
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They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
They pursued it with forks and hope;
They threatened its life with a railway-share;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
 
  • #2,213
BicycleTree said:
They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
They pursued it with forks and hope;
They threatened its life with a railway-share;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
Very good Biketree, a literary reference. :cool: (still makes a great place to live.) :wink:


and by the way...


Hot Tub Party!
Wahoo!


<Splash!>
 
  • #2,214
"But if ever I meet with a Boojum, that day,
In a moment (of this I am sure),
I shall softly and suddenly vanish away--
And the notion I cannot endure!"
 
  • #2,215
BicycleTree said:
"But if ever I meet with a Boojum, that day,
In a moment (of this I am sure),
I shall softly and suddenly vanish away--
And the notion I cannot endure!"
Cool. Could you just hit the restart button while you're out there? Thanks. :smile:
 
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The restart button? I'm afraid I don't get it.

Anyway I'm already vanished. I'm the thread ghost!
 
  • #2,217
BicycleTree said:
The restart button? I'm afraid I don't get it.

Anyway I'm already vanished. I'm the thread ghost!
Darn, now I have to get out and push the restart button myself. Darn 15 minute time limitation on the hot tub.
 
  • #2,218
Artman said:
Darn, now I have to get out and push the restart button myself. Darn 15 minute time limitation on the hot tub.

*arrives with pliers, wire cutters, wire nuts and assorted screwdrivers*

I think we can override that timing device. Okay little franzbear, hop in the tub while we work on these wires and let us know if we do anything that might electrocute someone in the hot tub.

*starts working on wiring*

szzzt zzzzssst zzzzztttt tzzzzpt zzzzztttt ZAP[/size]

Oops, guess I shouldn't have crossed those two wires. :bugeye:
 
  • #2,219
Moonbear said:
*arrives with pliers, wire cutters, wire nuts and assorted screwdrivers*

I think we can override that timing device. Okay little franzbear, hop in the tub while we work on these wires and let us know if we do anything that might electrocute someone in the hot tub.

*starts working on wiring*

szzzt zzzzssst zzzzztttt tzzzzpt zzzzztttt ZAP[/size]

Oops, guess I shouldn't have crossed those two wires. :bugeye:
Oh God No! No, no, no!




You didn't hurt the hot tub did you?
 
  • #2,220
I figure a good way to kill something is make it a tourist destination, so I'm going to build a luxury hotel right next to Boojum Heights and throw in gambling.