Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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  • #3,752
bycicletree you idiot! your stupid face messed up my computer!
 
  • #3,753
^ ^ ^ ": surprised"'s big brother
 
  • #3,754
That one took half an hour. I should sleep soon.
 
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yomamma said:
bycicletree you idiot! your stupid face messed up my computer!
:rolleyes: sorry!
 
  • #3,756
how'd you do that anyway?
 
  • #3,758
SOS2008 said:
So I'm reading your post, getting into the story, and then... you zing me! :smile:
He getting ready to fly to Tunisia with more models to do another calendar shoot and of course he has to make a movie about the photo shoot. He doesn't do the camera work, he's the "creative" person that directs everything and then does the final cutting and creation of the calendar and film. This is just something he's doing as a favor of a large client/friend of his that owns a huge multi-national company. Mmm-hmmm. The two got together and decided to create a calendar in exotic places with gorgeous bikini models. :rolleyes:
 
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yomamma said:
bycicletree you idiot! your stupid face messed up my computer!

Hey now, let's not attack the poster. :-p :smile: Oh, you meant his "art." :biggrin:
 
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yomamma said:
how'd you do that anyway?
Well, I made a text file of colored █ characters and then I posted it. To get the face frozen at the maximum surprise, I took a screenshot of the animation and zoomed in on it 8x in Paint, so I could copy it to the text file. My techniques in making the text file are secret, but not too hard to figure out.
 
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Evo said:
This is him. He recently escaped being held hostage on a remote island by Romanian bikini models. :devil:
Romanian bikini models?! Oh no! Those are the worst kind. I've heard they build traps in their armpit hair like fierce Amazonian ants and then stretch and torture their victims to death.
 
  • #3,762
Evo said:
He getting ready to fly to Tunisia with more models to do another calendar shoot and of course he has to make a movie about the photo shoot. He doesn't do the camera work, he's the "creative" person that directs everything and then does the final cutting and creation of the calendar and film. This is just something he's doing as a favor of a large client/friend of his that owns a huge multi-national company. Mmm-hmmm. The two got together and decided to create a calendar in exotic places with gorgeous bikini models. :rolleyes:

Eh, he can keep the anorexic women, but I wouldn't mind the trip to exotic places!
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Romanian bikini models?! Oh no! Those are the worst kind. I've heard they build traps in their armpit hair like fierce Amazonian ants and then stretch and torture their victims to death.
Yeah, it was pretty ugly. He said even though they were way too skinny, that arm hair once woven couldn't be hacked through even with a machete.

I can't believe he is brave enough to go to Tunisia with them for another photo shoot. Tropical Island I can see, the sahara? :frown:
 
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Moonbear said:
Hey now, let's not attack the poster. :-p :smile: Oh, you meant his "art." :biggrin:
When I have the full regiment of enormous smileys at my fingertips, ah, then you'll pay... you'll ALL pay... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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BicycleTree said:
When I have the full regiment of enormous smileys at my fingertips, ah, then you'll pay... you'll ALL pay... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

as soon as you try that someone will come out witha bigger smiley. that's the way it works
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IT's already happening!
 
  • #3,767
Evo said:
The two got together and decided to create a calendar in exotic places with gorgeous bikini models. :rolleyes:
Now who on Earth would come up with a bonehead idea like... hmmmm

Math Is Hard said:
Romanian bikini models?! Oh no! Those are the worst kind. I've heard they build traps in their armpit hair like fierce Amazonian ants and then stretch and torture their victims to death.
Let's not just go blaming Romanian pits for such behaviour. I narrowly escaped a similar fate with Italian merkin.

BicycleTree said:
?? What? :confused:
That's what I said... :confused:
 
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Danger said:
Now who on Earth would come up with a bonehead idea like... hmmmm

I was going to ask about the male models, but they're probably too busy preening to be of any use.

That's what I said... :confused:
I'll explain when you're older. :smile: :-p
 
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Moonbear said:
I was going to ask about the male models, but they're probably too busy preening to be of any use.
At least it keeps them away from the women. More for the rest of us. :-p

Moonbear said:
I'll explain when you're older. :smile: :-p
At my age, how much older do you expect me to get? :cry:
 
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Danger said:
At my age, how much older do you expect me to get? :cry:

At your age, you should be happy someone thinks you're going to get older. :-p
 
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Moonbear said:
At your age, you should be happy someone thinks you're going to get older. :-p
:-p :-p :-p :-p !
 
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Danger said:
:-p :-p :-p :-p !

Hmm...that does work better than trying to figure out how to spell pppppbbbbtt! :smile:
 
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Moonbear said:
Hmm...that does work better than trying to figure out how to spell pppppbbbbtt! :smile:
Yeah, I finally gave up on that. :redface: I thought about it for a couple of minutes and couldn't even remember how I did it the last time. I know it was wetter than yours, though. This isn't as eloquent, but I figured you'd get the message.
 
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Danger said:
Yeah, I finally gave up on that. :redface: I thought about it for a couple of minutes and couldn't even remember how I did it the last time. I know it was wetter than yours, though. This isn't as eloquent, but I figured you'd get the message.

I need to find some archive of old Calvin and Hobbes cartoons. I think those had an effective spelling in them.
 
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Moonbear said:
I need to find some archive of old Calvin and Hobbes cartoons. I think those had an effective spelling in them.
Yeah, that must have been what I was thinking of. As soon as I read this, I went through 2 of my Peanuts books because Snoopy used to do it to Lucy, but it's just 'Bleah' in them.
 
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Danger said:
Yeah, that must have been what I was thinking of. As soon as I read this, I went through 2 of my Peanuts books because Snoopy used to do it to Lucy, but it's just 'Bleah' in them.

Ah, books! I have a Calvin and Hobbes book around somewhere! "Scientific Progress Goes Boink!" :biggrin: Have to find it.
 
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Moonbear said:
"Scientific Progress Goes Boink!" :biggrin:
It certainly seems as if all of the people around here are boinking their brains out, but I never thought that the concepts were capable of it. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
Ah, books! I have a Calvin and Hobbes book around somewhere! "Scientific Progress Goes Boink!" :biggrin: Have to find it.
Funny, I was just re-reading The Essential Calvin and Hobbes (in the bathroom library) and there are a couple of versions - THBPPBPTH! is one.
 
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bums.. bums all of you!
 
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Evo said:
Funny, I was just re-reading The Essential Calvin and Hobbes (in the bathroom library) and there are a couple of versions - THBPPBPTH! is one.

Ah, so there's more than one spelling! Good to know. Must vary depending on the wetness of the Thbppbpth! :smile: (No comment about where you do your reading.)[/size]
 
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No, no, the thbppbpth is a highly technical name with a fixed degree of wetness. It's fairly dry, actually, hence the opening and closing th's (a very dry sound). The wetter sounds have more b's and p's and more alternation between them--thpbpbppbbppbp! would be a fairly messy "raspberry," the general name.
 
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I want a singing turtle gram. :cry:

I don't feel well today and I'm at work and nothing is going right. :frown:
 
  • #3,783
Evo said:
I want a singing turtle gram. :cry:
I'd be more than happy to provide turtle (just don't try to name it 'Roger'), but I don't think that I can teach it to sing. (It likes humming, though.)
 
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Danger said:
I'd be more than happy to provide turtle (just don't try to name it 'Roger'), but I don't think that I can teach it to sing. (It likes humming, though.)
If you can get at least three turtles to hum in harmony, that will work.

I just got really bad news for a customer of mine. I have to call him and tell him that he won't have any internet connectivity tomorrow at his new location. He's a web hosting company. This will kill his business. I feel like absolute crap, even though I've done all I can do to push this through on an expedite basis. He is so nice. My head is about to blow up. I don't want to tell him. :cry:

On second thought, three turtles aren't enough, I need an entire turtle choir.
 
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Moonbear said:
Hmm...that does work better than trying to figure out how to spell pppppbbbbtt! :smile:
I had the darnedest time trying to figure out how to properly spell the sound made by a boob smothering. Would it be Ahbulbububu, or Bpllllllbbbbububu, or more like Ahhhhhbuuuuuu? :-p

Evo said:
On second thought, three turtles aren't enough, I need an entire turtle choir.
My turtle enjoys a good humming session as well, he just pokes his head up and smiles when the humming begins. :-p
 
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Moonbear said:
Ah, so there's more than one spelling! Good to know. Must vary depending on the wetness of the Thbppbpth! :smile: (No comment about where you do your reading.)[/size]
That seems like Bill the Cat too--I always liked Bill the Cat.
Artman said:
I had the darnedest time trying to figure out how to properly spell the sound made by a boob smothering. Would it be Ahbulbububu, or Bpllllllbbbbububu, or more like Ahhhhhbuuuuuu? :-p
:smile: I meant to compliment you on your mud wrestling narrative (LMAO), though I think the referee got a double dose from both of the voluptuous contestants...I wonder if he made it out alive. :bugeye:
 
  • #3,787
SOS2008 said:
That seems like Bill the Cat too--I always liked Bill the Cat.
Oh yeah, Bill the Cat was always blowing raspberries. I liked him too. :biggrin:
 
  • #3,788
Yay finals are done, no more school for a few weeks.
 
  • #3,789
Those raspberries must have been very important to him... after all, when grit came to gristle, he preserved his tongue over his own life.
 
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Miniature giant.
 
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Artman said:
I had the darnedest time trying to figure out how to properly spell the sound made by a boob smothering. Would it be Ahbulbububu, or Bpllllllbbbbububu, or more like Ahhhhhbuuuuuu? :-p

Most men would have the sense to just shut up and enjoy. :-p
 
  • #3,792
mattmns said:
Yay finals are done, no more school for a few weeks.
Welcome back! :smile:
 
  • #3,793
yes.. how about them turtles
 
  • #3,794
Where are my singing, humming, chanting turtles?

I need them. :frown:
 
  • #3,795
Evo said:
Where are my singing, humming, chanting turtles?

I need them. :frown:

:redface: Well, they showed up at the lab here for my singing turtle-gram, and, well, um...I'm not ready to let them leave yet. They are just such fun little things to have around. :biggrin:
 
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--Bill the Cat
 
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Moonbear said:
:redface: Well, they showed up at the lab here for my singing turtle-gram, and, well, um...I'm not ready to let them leave yet. They are just such fun little things to have around. :biggrin:
But I've had a REALLY BAD day. :frown:

Can you put them on the phone?
 
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Ackpth.
--Bill the Cat
That's a good Bill. :-p
 
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Evo said:
But I've had a REALLY BAD day. :frown:

Can you put them on the phone?

Mmmmm...okay, though not sure what good they'll do over the phone.

*ring ring*
Evo: Hello
Moonbear: Here's your humming turtle-gram!
Turtles:
<<HMMMMMMMMMMMM>>
<<HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM>>
<<HMMMMMMMMMMMM[/size]>>
<<HMMMMMMMM[/size]>>

:-p
 
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