Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #3,951
mattmns said:
Actually it did not hurt at all. And considering the weird way it fell, I consider myself, and my foot, to be quite lucky.

:eek: Oh, ow, yikes! Those are the WORST! I hate when you cut yourself and it doesn't even hurt, because then you just KNOW it's going to be bad, and you don't even want to look to see what damage you've just done to yourself. And then there's that weird hop, walk, dance thing you do while trying to get to the nearest towel or band-aid in an attempt to not leave a trail of bloody toe-prints on the carpet. I hope you have a nice, comfy pair of shoes with lots of toe room to wear the next few days.

Next time you try to stab Franzbear, wait until he moves away from your feet. :biggrin:
 
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  • #3,952
Yeah, I didn't even think about that. I wouldn't want to wear shoes with a nasty cut on my feet. That can't be healthy. Good thing I don't wear shoes much anyway.

I wasn't paring baseballs. I just bite into them and eat the skin and seeds and everything.
 
  • #3,953
BicycleTree said:
Uh, ok... I'm not sure what your imaginations are running to... something I may be missing... I don't understand why you're talking about rocks, potatos, and green peaches. Slow day? :confused: Some kind of cultural reference?

No cultural reference. Start with MIH's post 5210 and Huck's response to it in 5211. You were busy with your artwork and amusing error messages, so might have missed the set-up.
 
  • #3,954
Huckleberry said:
I wasn't paring baseballs. I just bite into them and eat the skin and seeds and everything.

Better be careful about eating the seeds, one of them might start growing in your tummy. :smile: (Did you mom or grandma ever tell you that one?)

Besides, the seeds are far more useful as projectiles to pelt the younger brother or sister with. :devil:
 
  • #3,955
Moonbear said:
Better be careful about eating the seeds, one of them might start growing in your tummy. :smile: (Did you mom or grandma ever tell you that one?)

Besides, the seeds are far more useful as projectiles to pelt the younger brother or sister with. :devil:
I seem to remember one of my relatives told me that watermelon seeds would grow in my belly if I ate them. So I tried it, but it never worked. Have you had any luck? Maybe I should eat some dirt and drink lots of water or something. The PH balance of my stomach must not be right for growing watermelons. Maybe I should try tomatoes?

My grandfather told me that pink elephants come out after the street lights turn on. I haven't seen any of those either and its been a whole week now.
 
  • #3,956
I have the habit of reading the last post in a thread and have no idea what is going on, so I read the post before it, then the one before it, all the way back to where I left off.

Does anyone else read threads backwards?
 
  • #3,957
I actually meant Matt... that maybe the reason Matt was using a knife was to pare a baseball.
 
  • #3,958
Evo said:
I have the habit of reading the last post in a thread and have no idea what is going on, so I read the post before it, then the one before it, all the way back to where I left off.

Does anyone else read threads backwards?
.ti daer uoy yaw rehtie esnes hcum ekam t'nseod ti esuaceb sdrawkcab ti gnidaer reinnuf si eno sihT .daerht eht no sdnepeD
 
  • #3,959
Huckleberry said:
.ti daer uoy yaw rehtie esnes hcum ekam t'nseod ti esuaceb sdrawkcab ti gnidaer reinnuf si eno sihT .daerht eht no sdnepeD
?sey a taht sI

Strange that it's easy to read and type backwards. Maybe that will be the next thread...everyone has to type backwards.
 
  • #3,960
I always used to find writing letters backwards much easier than just words, but it's more difficult on a computer :smile:. My maths teacher didn't used to like it though, even when we handed her a mirror with our homework.
 
  • #3,961
Ah, the computer... the prosthetic brain...
 
  • #3,962
Evo said:
?sey a taht sI

Strange that it's easy to read and type backwards. Maybe that will be the next thread...everyone has to type backwards.

Yes, I read the posts backwards sometimes.

ehmt ormf aedr het evre ddliem oD uto?
I can read them backwards pretty easily, but typing the words backwards is difficult. One word at a time is easy, but whole sentences get a little confusing for me.
 
  • #3,963
Huckleberry said:
.ti daer uoy yaw rehtie esnes hcum ekam t'nseod ti esuaceb sdrawkcab ti gnidaer reinnuf si eno sihT .daerht eht no sdnepeD

:smile:

?esiwkcolc-retnuoc shgual taht yelims a teg I naC
 
  • #3,964
Yes, look at it from the other side of the screen.
or maybe in a mirror

hmm, if you used two mirrors would the image be clockwise again?
 
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  • #3,965
What if it's an evil smiley that doesn't have a reflection? :devil:
 
  • #3,966
Evo said:
I have the habit of reading the last post in a thread and have no idea what is going on, so I read the post before it, then the one before it, all the way back to where I left off.

Does anyone else read threads backwards?
It must be true, great minds thing alike. I am always doing the same.
 
  • #3,967
Integral said:
It must be true, great minds thing alike. I am always doing the same.

For me, it sort of depends. In this thread, I can't stand to miss anything, so always go back to my last post and start from there, but I do the backward reading thing in a lot of other threads that have gone past a page in length. Then again, doing things backward may not be all that uncommon for me. :-p
 
  • #3,968
:zzz: .deb ot going m'I thgindooG :biggrin: .driew lla era uoY
 
  • #3,969
Artman said:
:zzz: .deb ot going m'I thgindooG :biggrin: .driew lla era uoY
:-p yllanif ,dog
 
  • #3,970
Moonbear said:
What if it's an evil smiley that doesn't have a reflection? :devil:
In that case, the reflection that it doesn't have would be transposed.

Anyone heard anything about the show coming on the Scifi channel Saturday "Earthquake, Nature Released?"
 
  • #3,971
Huckleberry said:
Anyone heard anything about the show coming on the Scifi channel Saturday "Earthquake, Nature Released?"
:eek: I didn't know people watched sci-fi :eek:
 
  • #3,972
Maybe just me. I'm a bit of an oddball :cool:
There are others out there somewhere.
 
  • #3,973
Huckleberry said:
Maybe just me. I'm a bit of an oddball :cool:
I would have thought you were a bit of a baseball. After all, you are what you eat.
 
  • #3,974
Math Is Hard said:
I would have thought you were a bit of a baseball. After all, you are what you eat.
Yes, but I'm more like a lozenge shaped baseball on an elliptical field. I also don't have nearly as many stitches.
 
  • #3,975
Huckleberry said:
Yes, but I'm more like a lozenge shaped baseball on an elliptical field. I also don't have nearly as many stitches.
But for computational purposes we could still say you were approximately spherical, right?
 
  • #3,976
Maybe if you squint really hard while shaking your head in a circle. I'll look much more normal that way. Or if you put me on a pylon and spin me really fast. My center of gravity is the same as everyone elses.
I wonder if she'll do it?
 
  • #3,977
I wonder how similar computer cathode ray tube light is to moonlight.
 
  • #3,978
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/E-Procreate.gif
 
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  • #3,979
Huckleberry said:
Yes, but I'm more like a lozenge shaped baseball on an elliptical field. I also don't have nearly as many stitches.

That's a relief. After hearing about those flipper feet, we wouldn't want you to be any more banged up than you need to be. :smile:
 
  • #3,980
Those flippers are pretty useful. Great balance, prehensile toes, good force to thrust ratio in a liquid medium, and its a unique fashion statement. The lozenge shape makes me fairly hydrodynaimic. In fact I look a lot like cronxeh's fish things up there.
 
  • #3,981
Huckleberry said:
I look a lot like cronxeh's fish things up there.
The top one, I hope.
 
  • #3,982
I don't know. Being a cowboy can be fun too. Remember, my feet can turn almost all the way around. Some people's toes curl. My feet turn.
 
  • #3,983
Huckleberry said:
I don't know. Being a cowboy can be fun too. Remember, my feet can turn almost all the way around. Some people's toes curl. My feet turn.

:confused: Now I know I missed something, or at least I hope I missed something. I need to start getting to sleep before dawn.
 
  • #3,984
hoodia gordonii

i got the seeds and I am growing the thing in my room
 
  • #3,985
I was listening to this 2 hour debate of Evolutionist vs Creationist. Both have graduate degrees (except that the evolutionist has a PhD, and Creationist has MS). The beat down of a creationist is very in-your-face kind of a slap.

http://www.infidelguy.com/demo/infidelguy.com_Massimo_vs_Robert.mp3

If that link doesn't work (the file should be around 28 megs), go this page ( http://www.infidelguy.com/?ref=qxtrue ) and download
Did Humans Evolve From Other Species?: Dr. Pigliucci vs Robert Allen. Informal discussion/debate.

0878936599.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

ISBN 0-87893-659-9

Hilarious cover.
 
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  • #3,986
cronxeh said:
I was listening to this 2 hour debate of Evolutionist vs Creationist.

Wow, you really are going to great lengths to kill this thread! :bugeye:

Hilarious cover.

That is a funny cover. :smile:
 
  • #3,987
cronxeh said:
hoodia gordonii

i got the seeds and I am growing the thing in my room

Do you find it strange that "gordo" means "fat" in spanish? :biggrin:
 
  • #3,988
Math Is Hard said:
But for computational purposes we could still say you were approximately spherical, right?
That would make him a chicken, according to chroot.
 
  • #3,989
Evo said:
That would make him a chicken, according to chroot.
:smile: <snort!> :smile:
 
  • #3,990
Evo said:
That would make him a chicken, according to chroot.

:smile: :rolleyes: I'm not sure it quite works that way, but if he can be a football, I guess being a chicken is a step up the food chain. :rolleyes:
 
  • #3,991
even her food is in chains http://carboninside.com/whip2.gif

Just imagine..

http://carboninside.com/praise.gifhttp://carboninside.com/prof.gif
 
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  • #3,992
cronxeh said:
even her food is in chains http://carboninside.com/whip2.gif
Where'd[/URL] you find the video of Moonbear? :wink:

http://carboninside.com/praise.gifhttp://carboninside.com/prof.gif
That's[/URL] cute! :-p
 
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  • #3,993
Evo said:
Where'd you find the video of Moonbear? :wink:

:eek: :redface: :blushing: I thought all the copies of that were destroyed!
 
  • #3,994
I leave for a few hours and suddenly I've gone from being an oddly shaped baseball to becoming a chicken being whipped by Moonbear. How will I ever know if I'm awake?
 
  • #3,995
Huckleberry said:
I leave for a few hours and suddenly I've gone from being an oddly shaped baseball to becoming a chicken being whipped by Moonbear.
Lucky you. :approve:

On the way home I was driving behind an 18 wheeler with the company name written in large red letters on the back "Beaver Express". I began wondering just what kind of company it was. Do they transport beavers or is it a brothel on wheels? And why were danger and artman the first things that came to mind?
 
  • #3,996
Huckleberry said:
I leave for a few hours and suddenly I've gone from being an oddly shaped baseball to becoming a chicken being whipped by Moonbear. How will I ever know if I'm awake?

Aw, you know you love it. Before you know it, you'll be begging for more, even if I have to ... oh, never mind, that's not PG-13. :blushing:
 
  • #3,997
Evo said:
Lucky you. :approve:

On the way home I was driving behind an 18 wheeler with the company name written in large red letters on the back "Beaver Express". I began wondering just what kind of company it was. Do they transport beavers or is it a brothel on wheels? And why were danger and artman the first things that came to mind?
:smile: Seems they went into business together. Merkin Co. is already taken so they had to go with Beaver Express, which is better anyways because its a more popular idiom. I think they manufacture tailor-made merkins for famous celebrities. (err, is there any other kind?)
Moonbear said:
Aw, you know you love it. Before you know it, you'll be begging for more, even if I have to ... oh, never mind, that's not PG-13.
Never waste good material. You can PM me any time you like. :-p
 
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  • #3,998
Huckleberry said:
:smile: Seems they went into business together. Merkin Co. is already taken so they had to go with Beaver Express, which is better anyways because its a more popular idiom. I think they manufacture tailor-made merkins for famous celebrities. (err, is there any other kind?)
Now I can't wait for my next road trip to watch for the names on the trucks. :smile:

Never waste good material. You can PM me any time you like. :-p
Ah, just fill in the blank with whatever your heart (or other body part) desires.
 
  • #3,999
so do they call it 'beating your turtle' nowadays?
 
  • #4,000
cronxeh said:
so do they call it 'beating your turtle' nowadays?
"stroking the turtle"
 

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