Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #4,001
you shallt not know thy methods..
 
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  • #4,002
That's so cruel to beat your turtle. They respond so much better to loving caresses. :approve:
 
  • #4,003
(grabs popcorn, puts on the Elvis goggles and sits back)

tell me more..
 
  • #4,004
Elvis goggles? What's that all about?
 
  • #4,005
someday, Moonbear, someday..
 
  • #4,006
*grabs Cronxeh's popcorn and sits back waiting for the explanation of Elvis goggles*
 
  • #4,007
i wonder if you sat on a turtle by mistake..

or was it intentional?
 
  • #4,008
Moonbear said:
That's so cruel to beat your turtle. They respond so much better to loving caresses. :approve:
Spanking and flogging seem to be much more popular.

Why is there a mile of blank space after all of your posts?
 
  • #4,009
Huckleberry said:
:smile: Seems they went into business together. Merkin Co. is already taken so they had to go with Beaver Express, which is better anyways because its a more popular idiom.
Would you expect a Canuk to use any other name? The beaver is, after all, our national symbol. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

cronxeh said:
so do they call it 'beating your turtle' nowadays?
Since Art has already admitted to 'waxing' his, I think that it should be made the standard. :-p
 
  • #4,010
Huckleberry said:
Spanking and flogging seem to be much more popular.

Well, I'll spank you if you want, but I'm not sure if your turtle will like that much.

Why is there a mile of blank space after all of your posts?

<--- Because all these decorations they stuck on me take up space. I guess they expected I would always have so much to say that I'd fill up all that space and nobody would notice. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,011
RATMAN.JPE
 
  • #4,012
Evo said:
On the way home I was driving behind an 18 wheeler with the company name written in large red letters on the back "Beaver Express". I began wondering just what kind of company it was. Do they transport beavers or is it a brothel on wheels? And why were danger and artman the first things that came to mind?
Well, Danger and I were kicking around lots of names for our new company, such as A-Merkin Van Lines, Turtle Transport, but we finally decided on Beaver Express. :biggrin:

Want to hear our slogan? :-p
 
  • #4,013
Evo said:
"stroking the turtle"

I always liked "buffing the turtle"... :rolleyes: ...the phrase, I mean :biggrin: .
 
  • #4,014
Artman said:
Well, Danger and I were kicking around lots of names for our new company, such as A-Merkin Van Lines, Turtle Transport, but we finally decided on Beaver Express. :biggrin:

Want to hear our slogan? :-p

"Got Beaver?"
 
  • #4,015
DocToxyn said:
"Got Beaver?"
We considered that, but the billboard ad campaign showing Beavers on people's lips would probably be too distracting to people driving. :-p

We thought about "You Got Turtles, We Got Beavers." We also considered "Need Beaver Fast? Call Beaver Express." and this gem, "Our Beavers Come Overnight." But we didn't want to guarantee that. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,016
Artman said:
We thought about "You Got Turtles, We Got Beavers." We also considered "Need Beaver Fast? Call Beaver Express." and this gem, "Our Beavers Come Overnight." But we didn't want to guarantee that. :biggrin:
I'm still sort of leaning toward 'The Turtle Garage'...
 
  • #4,017
Artman said:
We considered that, but the billboard ad campaign showing Beavers on people's lips would probably be too distracting to people driving. :-p

I don't know, I kinda like it... :biggrin:

Sorry Danger, but Artman hasn't posted a picture yet.
 

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  • #4,018
"If you're turtle's hungry for a little treat
And all it likes is Beaver meat.
Just think of us, we got the best
And call on us 'Beaver Express'"

It's a little long, but We at Beaver Express think that size doesn't matter when you're talking beavers. :-p
 
  • #4,019
DocToxyn said:
Sorry Danger, but Artman hasn't posted a picture yet.
I've got a bad feeling about this... :rolleyes:
How long before that's approved?
 
  • #4,020
Artman said:
"If you're turtle's hungry for a little treat
And all it likes is Beaver meat.
Just think of us, we got the best
And call on us 'Beaver Express'"
Hey, I like that! It's probably just as well that you remain in charge of marketing, and I'll just look after quality-control.
 
  • #4,021
Danger said:
I've got a bad feeling about this... :rolleyes:
And you wonder why I haven't posted a photo yet. :smile:

Danger said:
How long before that's approved?
I can hardly wait. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,022
Danger said:
It's probably just as well that you remain in charge of marketing, and I'll just look after quality-control.
Gotta make sure those beavers are fresh. :approve:


At least that's what Danger keeps telling me. :rolleyes:
 
  • #4,023
Artman said:
And you wonder why I haven't posted a photo yet. :smile:
I figured it was just out of consideration for the rest of us. :-p

Artman said:
Gotta make sure those beavers are fresh. :approve:
Or at least not in full rigor...
 
  • #4,024
Danger said:
I figured it was just out of consideration for the rest of us. :-p
Cute.


Oh, not your comment; me. :approve: I'm cute. :biggrin:



We only truck the best beavers.
Danger said:
Or at least not in full rigor...
Okay, some of us truck any beavers:biggrin:
 
  • #4,025
Artman said:
Oh, not your comment; me. :approve: I'm cute. :biggrin:
That remains to be seen... or not.


Artman said:
Okay, some of us truck any beavers:biggrin:
Sometimes there's a quality vs quantity trade-off. Volume buying doesn't always guarantee the finest merchandise.
 
  • #4,026
Danger said:
That remains to be seen... or not.
Well, I don't have that "Scary sort of Steve McQueeny after a motorcycle accidenty" type thing going on, but I look okay. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,027
does anyone ride a motorcycle?
 
  • #4,028
cronxeh said:
does anyone ride a motorcycle?
I'm sure someone does, or they wouldn't keep making them. :-p



Keep an eye on yourself for me, will ya' Art? I got to go to work now.
 
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Danger said:
Keep an eye on yourself for me, will ya' Art? I got to go to work now.
A beaver tester's work is never done. :biggrin:

Have a good one, Danger.
 
  • #4,030
Oh, you mean Beaver Express isn't for transporting turtles?
 
  • #4,031
DocToxyn said:
I don't know, I kinda like it... :biggrin:

Sorry Danger, but Artman hasn't posted a picture yet.
DT, you've missed your calling. I see Danger has a bit of a beaver 'stache going on. :smile:
 
  • #4,032
DocToxyn said:
I don't know, I kinda like it... :biggrin:

Sorry Danger, but Artman hasn't posted a picture yet.

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: That's great! :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #4,033
Rats, I have to leave to go to see a client that is way up north in the caves. :frown: Oh no, it's near the Dr. Hydrogen religious cult fake University people.

Moonbear, hold down the fort while I'm gone.
 
  • #4,034
Evo said:
Rats, I have to leave to go to see a client that is way up north in the caves. :frown: Oh no, it's near the Dr. Hydrogen religious cult fake University people.

Moonbear, hold down the fort while I'm gone.
YAHOO!

Moonbear's in charge! Party in the Thread Killer Champions Thread! :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #4,035
Artman said:
YAHOO!

Moonbear's in charge! Party in the Thread Killer Champions Thread! :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:


Ohhh maaannn, wait 'til Evo comes back and sees what we did...she's going to ground us for sure!
 
  • #4,036
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/djparty.gif

Now, I am not an expert in DJs.. but is that guy getting his turtle waxed?
 
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cronxeh said:
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/djparty.gif

Now, I am not an expert in DJs.. but is that guy getting his turtle waxed?
:smile: Whole lot a waxin' goin' on! :-p
 
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DocToxyn said:
Ohhh maaannn, wait 'til Evo comes back and sees what we did...she's going to ground us for sure!
She'll never find out. :devil: Come on Doc, Get with the partay! :smile:

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/partyguy.gif
 
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DocToxyn said:
Ohhh maaannn, wait 'til Evo comes back and sees what we did...she's going to ground us for sure!

Well, just don't tell her. Who's keeping lookout? As soon as she drives onto the street, get the crowd out the back door! :biggrin:
 
  • #4,040
cronxeh said:
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/djparty.gif

Now, I am not an expert in DJs.. but is that guy getting his turtle waxed?

Hey, you know I always throw good parties...even the DJ gets to enjoy himself. :biggrin: :smile:
 
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  • #4,041
Danger said:
Would you expect a Canuk to use any other name? The beaver is, after all, our national symbol.
It's all beginning to make sense now.

Doc Toxyn, Love the danger photo. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. At first I thought it was just a drawn on handlebar moustache. Then I thought danger was wearing a merkin. Upon closer examination I saw the two beavers kissing while perched on danger's upper lip. Outstanding!
:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #4,042
Huckleberry said:
It's all beginning to make sense now.

Doc Toxyn, Love the danger photo. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. At first I thought it was just a drawn on handlebar moustache. Then I thought danger was wearing a merkin. Upon closer examination I saw the two beavers kissing while perched on danger's upper lip. Outstanding!
:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

:smile: I had the identical progression of thoughts as I viewed that photo! :smile:
 
  • #4,043
Moonbear said:
:smile: I had the identical progression of thoughts as I viewed that photo! :smile:
I'm sure you've heard the saying 'Great minds think alike.'
Well, the same holds true for perverted minds :biggrin:
 
  • #4,044
Huckleberry said:
I'm sure you've heard the saying 'Great minds think alike.'
Well, the same holds true for perverted minds :biggrin:

What about greatly perverted minds? :-p
 
  • #4,045
After a while perversion becomes the controlling force. Greatly perverted minds can think alike, but they would rather choose to argue anyway, even when they agree. The people involved have no control over the matter and are observers of their own lives.
 
  • #4,046
Moonbear said:
Well, just don't tell her. Who's keeping lookout? As soon as she drives onto the street, get the crowd out the back door! :biggrin:
BUSTED! So, this is what happens when I leave you kids alone for awhile huh?

Look at the mess!

Where did all these beavers come from? ARTMAN!
 
  • #4,047
son of a.. Doc took my beavers!#!#
 
  • #4,048
Evo said:
BUSTED! So, this is what happens when I leave you kids alone for awhile huh?

Look at the mess!

Where did all these beavers come from? ARTMAN!

:redface:

Who was supposed to be keeping lookout? :mad:
 
  • #4,050
You should have warned me it was music so I'd put in my earphones! I'm still at work and probably just scared the person in the neighboring office half to death with the sudden burst of music! :-p
 

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