Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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The_Professional said:
I hate to say this sexy gals, but guys don't really want to hear about your fantasies of being in a wheelchair or using a cane.
Guess you don't want to hear about my sexy new Sleep-Comfort adjustable bed then. :frown:

but it's remote controlled...
 
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  • #2,582
Danger said:
If you'll just get your bloody address to me, I'll send you all the Robertson's you can use. Hell, I'll even throw in a Peanut driver. :approve:
Okay. Since you took me off your buddy list, if you PM me with your address, I'll send you directions. I want a sammich, surprise, present, and Canuck tools (don't think I haven't been keeping a list). Oh, and my lawn mowed.
 
  • #2,583
SOS.. tell him to bring you some 'K' cider, too. I hope they still make it.
 
  • #2,584
The_Professional said:
I hate to say this sexy gals, but guys don't really want to hear about your fantasies of being in a wheelchair or using a cane.

Take note PF sisters, he has no complaints about fantasies involving riding lawnmowers or super-charged washers. :approve:
 
  • #2,585
SOS2008 said:
Okay. Since you took me off your buddy list, if you PM me with your address, I'll send you directions. I want a sammich, surprise, present, and Canuck tools (don't think I haven't been keeping a list).
Now to start with, what the hell is this about taking you off of my buddy list? That's the 2nd time you've mentioned it, and I still don't know what you're talking about. You are well and truly established in a position from which you couldn't be dislodged with dynamite. I agree to your terms, by the way. (But the surprise and the present are the same thing.)

SOS2008 said:
Oh, and my lawn mowed.
I'll bring my spare goat. (They turned me down at the border the last time I tried to take a sheep over.)

I can't believe you didn't say something weird about the Peanut driver... :bugeye:
 
  • #2,586
Danger said:
If you'll just get your bloody address to me, I'll send you all the Robertson's you can use. Hell, I'll even throw in a Peanut driver. :approve:

Now that we've established what a Robertson's is, what's a Peanut driver? :confused:
 
  • #2,587
Moonbear said:
Now that we've established what a Robertson's is, what's a Peanut driver? :confused:

Oh, I know this one. It's an archaeological tool used to separate peanuts from fossilized mammoth feces.
 
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Moonbear said:
Take note PF sisters, he has no complaints about fantasies involving riding lawnmowers or super-charged washers. :approve:
I'm cool with any fantasies you wish to discuss. Especially about you cutting my grass or washing my clothes. :biggrin:

(Any, of course, that my wife would approve of me hearing about.):wink:

:smile:
 
  • #2,589
Math Is Hard said:
SOS.. tell him to bring you some 'K' cider, too. I hope they still make it.
ohmmmuh? :-p
Moonbear said:
Take note PF sisters, he has no complaints about fantasies involving riding lawnmowers or super-charged washers. :approve:
:smile: :smile:
Danger said:
Now to start with, what the hell is this about taking you off of my buddy list? That's the 2nd time you've mentioned it, and I still don't know what you're talking about.
Make note to self: He has selective memory like a steel trap.

Yeh, and I want some 'K' cider too.
 
  • #2,590
Moonbear said:
what's a Peanut driver? :confused:
Nice to see someone picked up the slack. SOS missed that? Oh well, she is getting up there in years.
The real name for the Peanut is 'Clutch Drive'. It was used a lot in the first half of the 20th, but not much after. You can still buy screwdrivers for it, but the fasteners themselves are a special-order thing. I think that they're a Yank invention. They're even stronger than a Robertson. The 'slot' is shaped like an infinity symbol (without the cross-over); ie. 'peanut'-shaped. I was quite surprised to find that the dash panel on my '72 GM P-3500 step van was held together with them.
 
  • #2,591
Danger said:
Nice to see someone picked up the slack. SOS missed that? Oh well, she is getting up there in years.
The real name for the Peanut is 'Clutch Drive'. It was used a lot in the first half of the 20th, but not much after. You can still buy screwdrivers for it, but the fasteners themselves are a special-order thing. I think that they're a Yank invention. They're even stronger than a Robertson. The 'slot' is shaped like an infinity symbol (without the cross-over); ie. 'peanut'-shaped. I was quite surprised to find that the dash panel on my '72 GM P-3500 step van was held together with them.

Got anything in that toolbox that works on a sore back? It's just dawning on me now that that lawnmower I lifted out of the trunk of my car today was lifted into the car by two men at the store. It might have been a bit heavy. :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,592
Math Is Hard said:
SOS.. tell him to bring you some 'K' cider, too. I hope they still make it.
I have no idea what 'K' cider is unless someone uses that as an abbreviation for 'Okanagen', which is incredibly tasty and 7%. That stuff works like Australian port; you drink it like juice for a couple of hours with no noticeable effect, then it slams you like a pile-driver.

SOS2008 said:
Make note to self: He has selective memory like a steel trap.
I'm serious about not knowing what you mean. I vaguely recall joking to some guy that he was off my list, because I couldn't think of a clever reply to an insult and had to say something. Either you intercepted somebody else's message, or it was before I realized you're a girl. Either that, or I have a selective memory like a steel-wool trap. :redface:
 
  • #2,593
Moonbear said:
Got anything in that toolbox that works on a sore back?
I knew you never read the owner's manual for that bra! It gives very clear instructions for unfolding it into a heating pad.
 
  • #2,594
Danger said:
I knew you never read the owner's manual for that bra! It gives very clear instructions for unfolding it into a heating pad.

You expected me to read the owner's manual? Yeesh, that thing looks like a Sears Roebuck catalog! Just how many languages did you have to write the instructions in? I'm still trying to find the English section. :bugeye:
 
  • #2,595
Moonbear said:
Got anything in that toolbox that works on a sore back? It's just dawning on me now that that lawnmower I lifted out of the trunk of my car today was lifted into the car by two men at the store. It might have been a bit heavy. :rolleyes:
Blue ice helps me. And remember to stay off your back for a while... :rolleyes: ...That doesn't sound right does it? :-p
 
  • #2,596
Artman said:
Blue ice helps me. And remember to stay off your back for a while... :rolleyes: ...That doesn't sound right does it? :-p

:rolleyes: Sounds fine to me. :devil:
 
  • #2,597
Huckleberry said:
Oh, I know this one. It's an archaeological tool used to separate peanuts from fossilized mammoth feces.
You're thread mixing already!
Danger said:
Nice to see someone picked up the slack. SOS missed that? Oh well, she is getting up there in years.
I just remembered what happened when I asked about the Robertson...
Danger said:
I have no idea what 'K' cider is unless someone uses that as an abbreviation for 'Okanagen', which is incredibly tasty and 7%. That stuff works like Australian port; you drink it like juice for a couple of hours with no noticeable effect, then it slams you like a pile-driver.:
Yes, I want some! Add it to the list!
Danger said:
I'm serious about not knowing what you mean.Either that, or I have a selective memory like a steel-wool trap. :redface:
Yeh, so after the "getting up there in years" remark, PM me where to send instructions.
 
  • #2,598
Moonbear said:
I'm still trying to find the English section. :bugeye:
English? uh oh...

Artman said:
stay off your back for a while... :rolleyes: ...That doesn't sound right does it? :-p
She's flexible enough and experienced enough that I'm sure her back need not be involved. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,599
SOS2008 said:
Yeh, so after the "getting up there in years" remark, PM me where to send instructions.
Okay, my shows are over and I can start paying attention, although I fear that it might be way too late. It's going to cost me a lot more than some 'Glacier Berry' and a couple of screwdrivers to get out of this, isn't it? :redface: :frown:




Did I mention :!) ...?
 
  • #2,600
Danger said:
She's flexible enough and experienced enough that I'm sure her back need not be involved. :biggrin:

Experienced enough? What, you don't think I'm still an innocent? o:) :-p
 
  • #2,601
Moonbear said:
Experienced enough? What, you don't think I'm still an innocent? o:) :-p
Can I borrow that animated smilie that you used on me last week? I need something that says "I'm laughing 'til I puke."
 
  • #2,602
Well if we can't talk about perversion with a Biologist, then who do we turn to?? :smile:

http://carboninside.com/haha.gif
 
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cronxeh said:
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Amusing, but impractical. You need a cubic chick. This one would just roll away...
 
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  • #2,604
SOS2008 said:
What kind of baby smilie would they make?
An M & M? :confused:
 
  • #2,605
Like a bunny? adapt one. You live in a warm climate place.. just a thought
Some pics from http://www.bunnylu.org/adopt.html :

http://carboninside.com/lilly.jpghttp://carboninside.com/raznew2.jpg
 
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  • #2,606
When are all you people going to go to sleep so I can get started on taking over the world?
 
  • #2,607
cronxeh said:
Like a bunny? adapt one.
Do I look like Charles Darwin? Adapt it yourself. :-p
 
  • #2,608
Huckleberry said:
When are all you people going to go to sleep so I can get started on taking over the world?
Right. Danger has already tried... :devil:
 
  • #2,609
cronxeh said:
Like a bunny? adapt one. You live in a warm climate place.. just a thought
I was watching about merecats (again) the other day. So cute--I want one.
 
  • #2,610
SOS2008 said:
Right. Danger has already tried... :devil:
Didn't neither! That was just a walk-through, rehearsal sort of thing for just in case some day I might want to... o:)