Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

  • Thread starter Thread starter tribdog
  • Start date Start date
  • Tags Tags
    Thread
AI Thread Summary
The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #4,351
Danger said:
Sleeping well... accomplished, thank you. Getting ready for work now (ie: drinking coffee until I'm awake enough to have breakfast).

So much for my plans to stay up and reset my sleep schedule. :rolleyes: By 10 a.m., I just couldn't function anymore, so thought I'd take a short nap, just enough to get me going again, but not enough to really be sleep. 4 hours later, I woke back up again. Well, it still wasn't enough to be completely refreshing, but ruined my plans to go to the conservatory today for the butterfly show. In the wee hours of the morning, I was looking to see what was going on today that I could do to stay entertained while struggling to stay awake, and was trying to decide between the art museum and conservatory, both very close to each other, and finally went with the conservatory when I found they have a butterfly show this weekend where they release LOTS of butterflies among the exhibits, and that sounded pretty nifty. But, it's only open until 5 and I slept until 2, then it just took me the better part of an hour to finish waking up. :frown: Oh well, now what to do to entertain myself for the rest of the day? I think the yard work should wait for tomorrow when I'm properly rested so I don't kill myself doing it.
 
Physics news on Phys.org
  • #4,352
Math Is Hard said:
Here I am. I'll chip in for gas, but I'm not driving! I want to ride shot gun so I can operate that bazooka Tsu installed on the roof!

Cool! Hey, franzbear, why don't you hop up to the roof to clean the bazooka for your Auntie MIH?
 
  • #4,353
Moonbear said:
Cool! Hey, franzbear, why don't you hop up to the roof to clean the bazooka for your Auntie MIH?
That's a swell idea! :smile: Do an extra good job, Franzbear, and there's a shiny new nickel in it for ya!
 
  • #4,354
http://www.aboutstreetbikes.com/upload1/one-wheel-modern1.jpg

I want what he's having.


Oh and Moonbear, check out this new song I've uploaded:

http://carboninside.com/edyted.SWF
IT IS A SONG :cool:
 
Last edited by a moderator:
  • #4,355
It's still raining. I don't mind the rain so much. But God I hate the wind[/size][/color]
 
  • #4,356
BicycleTree said:
It's still raining. I don't mind the rain so much. But God I hate the wind[/size][/color]

It's beautiful and sunny here, around 80 degrees! :biggrin: It got overcast for a while and I thought we were going to get rain, but the clouds blew past and no rain. :smile:
 
  • #4,357
Danger said:
I'm pretty sure that you just participated, or was that my imagination? And how on Earth could you fail to notice Artman and Cronxeh and DocToxin and Evo and SOS and Ivan and Integral and Tsu and... (I haven't forgotten the rest; I'm just getting tired of typing.)
Imeant from the beggining of this page up to my post, I didn't know that there were more no-lifes. :rolleyes:
 
  • #4,358
When there's just mist and drizzle, that can be nice to be out in. But when the wind DRIVES it PELTING against your face as you walk a couple miles you become frightening
 
  • #4,359
You know, I walked in two directions against the wind. A man who reminded me of a deer jumped across the street and an unhealthy woman smoked in her dangerous car. The crying child at the supermarket crystallized it all in my mind. I scared the cashier. Walking home the cars were cautious around me. The raindrops blasted against my face.
 
  • #4,360
yomamma said:
Imeant from the beggining of this page up to my post, I didn't know that there were more no-lifes. :rolleyes:
No-lifes, huh? :mad:

Want to join us? :biggrin:
 
  • #4,361
The light on the ceiling blew out and the sirens sounded hollowly down a street somewhere. An ambulance passed me as I took out the trash.
 
  • #4,362
cronxeh said:
Oh and Moonbear, check out this new song I've uploaded:

http://carboninside.com/edyted.SWF
IT IS A SONG :cool:

Well, considering I'm home on dial-up today, so it was loading VERY slowly, which meant I got to listen to it in about 10 second snippets interrupted by about a minute more of loading each time (I listened to about half of it)...I like it. Sounds a bit like Cher's "I Believe" album. Who's the artist? It sounds familiar, but listening in snippets makes it hard to identify if I know the music already or not. I can't get any music like that on the radio around here, no stations play it. That's one thing I really miss about the east coast is the variety of music stations. When I lived in Jersey, I used to be able to get a station that played good dance music all night. I can't remember what station it was anymore, so don't know if they still exist.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
  • #4,363
Is it just me, or does everyone seem a little down today?
 
  • #4,364
Moonbear its a remix from spanish version

its called Aventura - Obsession

And you can simply right click on that link and save as.. and then you can just store it on your computer and play using your browser when it finishes (its only like 5 MB)
 
  • #4,365
cronxeh said:
Moonbear its a remix from spanish version

its called Aventura - Obsession

And you can simply right click on that link and save as.. and then you can just store it on your computer and play using your browser when it finishes (its only like 5 MB)

You keep forgetting I have a Mac. :biggrin: No right clicking here. 5 MB isn't much on a high speed connection. On a modem, it takes a while.
 
  • #4,366
Moonbear said:
You keep forgetting I have a Mac. :biggrin:

http://www.awesomo.net/gallery/images/Original_Images/347KylePuke.gif
 
  • #4,367
Yes it does take a while. Modems are quite slow.
 
  • #4,368
cronxeh said:
I want what he's having.
Does anyone recall the South Park episode in which Mr Garrison invents a bike like this...except he adds a feature this one doesn't have. :smile:

In the meantime, I saw this photo--Unlike these guys, DocTox has a cool tattoo. :biggrin:

http://img189.echo.cx/img189/8416/crazytattoo20lq.jpg

And the guy with the nose ring made me think of a comedian last night who said people with piercings were secretly being tagged by Wild Kingdom and tracked. It has been found that they tend to be unemployed in comparison to other members of their species.
 
  • #4,369
People who have nose rings also have no respect for their nasal tissue.
 
  • #4,370
Makes you wonder where they got the money for all those tattoos. They must be wearing 1000s of dollars worth of ink. What kind of jobs could they have? The middle one looks like a witch doctor to me. The right one is a proctologist? The guy on the left works as a cashier at the Market Basket down the street from me.
 
  • #4,371
Well, anyone can save a few thousand dollars for tattoos. You don't need a high-paying job for that.
 
  • #4,372
SOS2008 said:
Does anyone recall the South Park episode in which Mr Garrison invents a bike like this...except he adds a feature this one doesn't have. :smile:
It's in the fifth season, called "it.". And yes that bike reminded me of garrison's invention :-p
 
  • #4,373
Eventually the oil reserves will be depleted. The sooner the better. Let's do away with government "shortages." 1984
 
  • #4,374
Huckleberry said:
Makes you wonder where they got the money for all those tattoos. They must be wearing 1000s of dollars worth of ink. What kind of jobs could they have? The middle one looks like a witch doctor to me. The right one is a proctologist? The guy on the left works as a cashier at the Market Basket down the street from me.

Rich parents? I guess they could get jobs with the circus sideshow. What possesses someone to go to extremes like that? Those guys don't even have good bodies to show off. That guy in the middle just scares me. Why? Why? Why? :confused:
 
  • #4,375
I'm not abput to read this whole thread, but how'd we get so far off topic?
 
  • #4,376
Moonbear said:
Rich parents? I guess they could get jobs with the circus sideshow. What possesses someone to go to extremes like that? Those guys don't even have good bodies to show off. That guy in the middle just scares me. Why? Why? Why? :confused:
I'd be willing to wager that they are some of the most interesting, kindest people one could ever meet. How could they not have a good sense if humor when they choose to wear a Halloween costume every day of the year? If I had any house pets I'd be cautious about letting them know where I live.
 
  • #4,377
yomamma said:
I'm not abput to read this whole thread, but how'd we get so far off topic?

Off topic? We never had a topic.

Now, little franzbear, stick your head up inside that bazooka and see if there's any dirt getting in the way when Auntie MIH fires it.
 
  • #4,378
BicycleTree said:
People who have nose rings also have no respect for their nasal tissue.
Nobody has respect for their nasal tissue..
 
  • #4,379
Moonbear said:
Off topic? We never had a topic.
Look on the first page, ever wonder why its called "thread killer champions"?
 
  • #4,380
Bazookas are not funny.
 
  • #4,381
Huckleberry said:
I'd be willing to wager that they are some of the most interesting, kindest people one could ever meet. How could they not have a good sense if humor when they choose to wear a Halloween costume every day of the year? If I had any house pets I'd be cautious about letting them know where I live.

I'd be more willing to bet they're insane. Or addicted to some sort of illegal substance. I don't think you could tolerate that amount of tattooing without some sort of intoxicants in one's system. When they cover your whole body like that, they are in some rather tender areas! Which leaves me wondering if there are tattoos they couldn't show in that photo?
 
  • #4,382
yomamma said:
Look on the first page, ever wonder why its called "thread killer champions"?

That's what we're doing. This is the championship thread-killer match.
Amateurs. :rolleyes:

:biggrin:
 
  • #4,383
No one here is killing the thread. I tried that once but I guess it was against the rules.
 
  • #4,384
You know, I was the first one to point out that this thread has become a general chat.
 
  • #4,385
Well, if everyone would just stop posting in this thread, we could kill it rather quickly! Or, rather, I could kill it quickly. :devil:
 
  • #4,386
Moonbear said:
Well, if everyone would just stop posting in this thread, we could kill it rather quickly! Or, rather, I could kill it quickly. :devil:

Oh, you know we're not going to let that happen, especially since you scooped the 5000th post!

Yeah, those tattoos can be painful. The funny thing was that as it was happening there were spots where it didn't hurt much at all and right next to it the pain would shoot to various spots of my body quite some distance away from the needles. Really a strange experience and almost everyone I know that has done it can't wait to do it again. :devil:
 
  • #4,387
DocToxyn said:
Oh, you know we're not going to let that happen, especially since you scooped the 5000th post!

Yeah, those tattoos can be painful. The funny thing was that as it was happening there were spots where it didn't hurt much at all and right next to it the pain would shoot to various spots of my body quite some distance away from the needles. Really a strange experience and almost everyone I know that has done it can't wait to do it again. :devil:
My brother tells me the same thing. He says they are addictive. He's got about 5 of them now and plans to get more.

I think I'll stick with the skin I got. Tattoos aren't my style anyway.
 
  • #4,388
Har har har. That's the joke, but it's only a joke. Nobody is actually trying to kill the thread.
 
  • #4,389
BicycleTree said:
Har har har. That's the joke, but it's only a joke. Nobody is actually trying to kill the thread.

Well, we did start out trying to kill it, but then we gave it a name, and grew rather fond and attached to it, and little franzbear is getting all grown up and is turning into such a handsome lad, well, once you give them names, it's really hard to kill them. :rolleyes:
 
  • #4,390
DocToxyn said:
Oh, you know we're not going to let that happen, especially since you scooped the 5000th post!

Yeah, those tattoos can be painful. The funny thing was that as it was happening there were spots where it didn't hurt much at all and right next to it the pain would shoot to various spots of my body quite some distance away from the needles. Really a strange experience and almost everyone I know that has done it can't wait to do it again. :devil:

Well, dang, yours runs along your whole ribcage! That's supposed to be one of the most painful places to get a tattoo. (Aside from the places we can't show pictures of here...ever see pictures of those? I can only hope those guys passed out almost immediately! *shudders* )

My sister has a small one of a dream catcher on her thigh. She's always been the wild one. I tend to avoid things I know in advance are going to be painful.
 
  • #4,391
SOS2008 said:
http://img189.echo.cx/img189/8416/crazytattoo20lq.jpg
All I can say is that the guy in the middle is the reason that some animals eat their young. I can just see his mother beaming with pride, showing his pictures to the other moms. Yes, little Johnny always traveled to the beat of a different drum. :bugeye:
 
  • #4,392
I think I shall name him franzbear. (the one in the middle)
 
  • #4,393
Evo said:
All I can say is that the guy in the middle is the reason that some animals eat their young. I can just see his mother beaming with pride, showing his pictures to the other moms. Yes, little Johnny always traveled to the beat of a different drum. :bugeye:

Different drum? He's traveling to a whole different band! I'm still shuddering over that one! I guess he can always get a job in a call center where no customers ever have to see him. I'd probably die of fright if I ran into him at night, and I'm usually pretty relaxed about crazy things kids do.

I'm still trying to figure out how the one with the nose ring can breathe. It looks like it fills his nostrils completely!
 
  • #4,394
Huckleberry said:
I think I shall name him franzbear. (the one in the middle)

No, no, no! You're not letting little franzbear get any tattoos like that! He can have a nice turtle like his Uncle Toxyn, but that's it! He can dye his hair any color he wants and wear make-up even, but no tattoos on the face! Only things that grow out or wash off.
 
  • #4,395
Threads don't have faces. So, now you have abandoned all pretense of harming the thread?
 
  • #4,396
Or, actually, any face in the thread counts as the thread's face... so the thread already has a tattooed face!
 
  • #4,397
BicycleTree said:
Or, actually, any face in the thread counts as the thread's face... so the thread already has a tattooed face!

Did you sneak little franzbear out for the tattoo! :mad: Where's his father? He needs to give his son a good talking to for that!
 
  • #4,398
Come on franzbear. I want to introduce you to some friends of mine. They have some really nice toys. Here, you can use this to color all over yourself and it'll never wash off. Isn't that amazing. What do you say we start by filling in those fence post impressions Uncle Artman left on your face. We'll get you some new teeth too, stronger, faster, better teeth. Really shiny ones that Moonbear will just love.
 
  • #4,399
Well I am not going to stay up as late as I did last night. Good night.
 
  • #4,400
Goodnight Bicycle Tree. :smile: :zzz:
 

Hot Threads

Recent Insights

Back
Top