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Oh, hi, arildno.
Is that the Texas idea of a 'salad bar'?Evo said:I should be outside right now sawing branches and weed eating around the flower beds.
Done, done, and done! Just tell me when and where.Evo said:I am now taking applications for a "kept" man.
You have to be willing to relocate. And like cats. And possums. And whatever else might wander into my yard.![]()
I'm Canuk, remember... a dedicated desciple of Red Green. If it can't be fixed with duct tape and Vise Grips, you're probably too far gone.Evo said:(being good at first aid is a plus, I'm a klutz)
I am now taking applications for a "kept" man.
Oh! What about armadildos?Evo said:And whatever else might wander into my yard.![]()
ArmaDILDOS?Danger said:Oh! What about armadildos?![]()
I must admit that I was a tad shocked upon reading that, until I looked again and realized that's an 'm'.arildno said:Beware of her; she's like a lamia. Before you know it, you're buried in her coils.

, Hey, I'm a master when it comes to duct tape & vise grips, but I'm talking about household repairs, not recreational activities.Danger said:I'm Canuk, remember... a dedicated desciple of Red Green. If it can't be fixed with duct tape and Vise Grips, you're probably too far gone.![]()

I refer you to Cloning Gone Wrong – #4arildno said:ArmaDILDOS?
What sort of double entendre is that? Much too crude..
There's that too, of course, but I was referring to First Aid. Oh, I forgot about Super Glue. That comes in mighty handy sometimes. (Not for recreational activities.)Evo said:I'm talking about household repairs, not recreational activities.![]()
Yes, it did work!Danger said:
I couldn't figure out why the hell he looked familiar, until I realized that there's more than a passing resemblance to Winston Churchill.arildno said:I found this guy rather cute:
http://img128.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img128&image=cloning47iv.jpg
Hey, c'mon! Gimme a break. I said I was in high school. That was about a year and a half before you were born. (And I only bought it for the articles.arildno said:But seriously, Danger, PLAYBOY?
We never had the article thing in the Norwegian magazines..Danger said:Hey, c'mon! Gimme a break. I said I was in high school. That was about a year and a half before you were born. (And I only bought it for the articles.)
It may be because your large vocabulary is too much for us to understand.Artman said:Hey! Nobody wants to recognize my brilliance and stuff.![]()
Posts?dextercioby said:Who deleted the posts?
I always like to crab about our weather, but I imagine you need even more to keep you warm over there.arildno said:We never had the article thing in the Norwegian magazines..![]()
I missed franzbear's 4000th reply!
I'm sorry franzbear! I've been here for every milestone you've passed, and I missed this one. You guys were all posting so slowly when I left, I thought I'd make it back in time.
Had to get yardwork done (I like the new lawn mower