Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #4,451
Moonbear said:
Oh, even better, why don't we give him some hamburger to take in with him so the nice piranhas will come close enough for him to pet. franzbear really likes to learn about new animals.

Piranhas get a bad rap. I had one as a pet once, his name was "Sid Fishious". He was probably the most personable fish I had, when I cleaned the tank, he would come right up to my arm and just stare at it. :bugeye: I never lost any flesh and he was a great subject to watch. Now all I have are some guppies, danios, a goldfish and Thomas the Newt.
 
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  • #4,452
Moonbear said:
LOL! Sounds like my last PC. If I moved it, some card popped out so it wouldn't start up (or do much of anything), so I had to carry a screwdriver with it everywhere I went. After opening it up a few 100[/size] times, the tabs that hold the keyboard down snapped off. Yeah, one of the keys fell off too. I didn't manage to crack the monitor, but the screws attaching it to the base are stripped, so it's pretty wobbly. Then again, it's over 10 years old now, and if I'm really nice to it, and want to wait a long time, it still starts and runs what's on it. Nonetheless, if someone else was using something that gave them worse performance, it would be rude to tell them they were using something that's worse than a piece of junk. It might just be a slow connection, or whatever else they are running slowing down the computer. Or maybe they do have a slower computer, and they may be aware of that, so no need to point it out.
The sad fact is that if someone's computer is slower than mine, it's slower than a piece of junk. The logic is inescapable:
Code: 
Let Sxy = x is slower than y, m = my computer, Jx = x is a piece of junk
1. Jm (:. (x)(Sxm --> (Ey)(Sxy & Jy)) )
2. Sxm (assume)
3.   Sxm & Jm (1, 2, conj)
4.   (Ey)(Sxy & Jy) (3, EG)
5. Sxm --> (Ey)(Sxy & Jy) (2-4, CP)
6. (x)(Sxm --> (Ey)(Sxy & Jy)) (5, UG)
 
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  • #4,453
DocToxyn said:
Piranhas get a bad rap. I had one as a pet once, his name was "Sid Fishious". He was probably the most personable fish I had, when I cleaned the tank, he would come right up to my arm and just stare at it. :bugeye: I never lost any flesh and he was a great subject to watch. Now all I have are some guppies, danios, a goldfish and Thomas the Newt.

That's a great pet name! :biggrin: My best friend growing up had a piranha too...well, I think it was her brother's, but that didn't matter to us.
We just liked feeding it. It was certainly better behaved than the catfish my sister has that ate everything else in the aquarium and just won't die. I asked her if she's going to eat it when it gets big enough, and she gave me a look like this:
 
  • #4,454
Huckleberry said:
I'd be willing to wager that they are some of the most interesting, kindest people one could ever meet. How could they not have a good sense if humor when they choose to wear a Halloween costume every day of the year? If I had any house pets I'd be cautious about letting them know where I live.
True about judging someone by their appearance--the one guy has a Che Guevara tatoo, which shows some thought. I really was just posting the pic in regard to the joke about being tagged by Wild Kingdom.
 
  • #4,455
Moonbear said:
she gave me a look like this:
How on Earth can she make herself go orange? :confused:

That for sure is one of the best pet names I've ever heard. Another was a neighbour when I was a kid and the Chinese Cultural Revolution was still a hot topic. She named her Siamese Mousy Tongue. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,456
Danger said:
How on Earth can she make herself go orange? :confused:

You've never met my sister. Orange comes just before red. She has quite a temper.

That for sure is one of the best pet names I've ever heard. Another was a neighbour when I was a kid and the Chinese Cultural Revolution was still a hot topic. She named her Siamese Mousy Tongue. :biggrin:

:smile: I love that! :smile:
 
  • #4,457
DocToxyn said:
Oh, you know we're not going to let that happen, especially since you scooped the 5000th post!

Yeah, those tattoos can be painful. The funny thing was that as it was happening there were spots where it didn't hurt much at all and right next to it the pain would shoot to various spots of my body quite some distance away from the needles. Really a strange experience and almost everyone I know that has done it can't wait to do it again. :devil:
Wow, interesting -- Maybe some kind of acupuncture aphrodisiac? I wanted a tatoo, but now I think I'm too old for such thoughts. :frown:
 
  • #4,458
SOS2008 said:
Wow, interesting -- Maybe some kind of acupuncture aphrodisiac? I wanted a tatoo, but now I think I'm too old for such thoughts. :frown:

Nah...when you're old is the right time to get a tattoo. You don't have to worry about how it will look when everything starts sagging because everything already has! :smile: :biggrin:
 
  • #4,459
Huckleberry said:
Oh darn, he's awake. I was going to handcuff him to a bed in a sleezy hotel and hire a prostitute to wake him up. We'll have to take all his money before we let the prostitute in the room. We'll give it back to him later.
Nah, we already did that to Artman (and some of the things DocTox suggested). Make note to self: Never have too many green apple martinis around DocTox.
 
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  • #4,460
SOS2008 said:
Make note to self: Never have too many green apple martinis around DoxTox.

Yeah, geez, got to keep one eye open around him! :smile:
 
  • #4,461
SOS2008 said:
I wanted a tatoo, but now I think I'm too old for such thoughts. :frown:
Nonsense. Just don't put it on anything that's going to be down by your knees any time soon. :-p
I've never had a tattoo, and no piercing until last year. Now I have to design a special piece of jewelry to replace the piercing because the stupid thing rejected twice and I want it back. My immune system is too good. :rolleyes:
 
  • #4,462
Moonbear said:
Nah...when you're old is the right time to get a tattoo. You don't have to worry about how it will look when everything starts sagging because everything already has! :smile: :biggrin:
Now I'm thinking how I can tattoo my butt to make it look smaller--maybe a dark color all over? :smile:
 
  • #4,463
SOS2008 said:
Now I'm thinking how I can tattoo my butt to make it look smaller--maybe a dark color all over? :smile:

:rolleyes: As long as you promise to not send us a picture of your tattoo! :smile:
 
  • #4,464
SOS2008 said:
Now I'm thinking how I can tattoo my butt to make it look smaller--maybe a dark color all over? :smile:
I think the best solution to this problem is to send a photo to us all so we can work and compare on tattoo designs.
SOS2008 said:
True about judging someone by their appearance--the one guy has a Che Guevara tatoo, which shows some thought.
True, but I would have a hard time imagining him being my best man. On second I have a harder time imagining myself as a groom.
SOS2008 said:
Nah, we already did that to Artman (and some of the things DocTox suggested). Make note to self: Never have too many green apple martinis around DoxTox.
These are classic jokes. They never go out of style until they happen to you. Not they would happen to you. I wouldn't shave any part of a woman's body unless authorized to do so. There could be hell to pay. I might try to convince Moonbear to do it for me though. :devil:
 
  • #4,465
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: As long as you promise to not send us a picture of your tattoo! :smile:
Away, you meddling bear! I want a picture.
 
  • #4,466
BicycleTree said:
What kind of computers do you people have? Mine is only 2.4 gHz and it is not slowed down much.
I know I'm bringing up old topics, but it's fun when your parents get everything for you.

EDIT: and everyone else's is a piece of crap

Mine's an HP Pavillion With a 17" westing house flat-panel monitor :smile:
 
  • #4,467
Huckleberry said:
True, but I would have a hard time imagining him being my best man. On second I have a harder time imagining myself as a groom.

:smile: The scary thing is that with the company he keeps, he's looking pretty normal in that picture! :-p
 
  • #4,468
Danger said:
Away, you meddling bear! I want a picture.

Have her send it via PM! I don't need another replay of the "thong guy" incident! :smile: :biggrin:

Oh, oh, oh, wait! SOS, you could have a bikini tattooed on...imagine the double-takes at the beach! :smile:
 
  • #4,469
Huckleberry said:
I think the best solution to this problem is to send a photo to us all so we can work and compare on tattoo designs.
Danger said:
Away, you meddling bear! I want a picture.
That is so sweet of you guys to offer your help. To create the illusion of "smallness" in addition to dark colors, I'm thinking I could use geometric patterns like this:
>> <<
 
  • #4,470
SOS2008 said:
That is so sweet of you guys to offer your help. To create the illusion of "smallness" in addition to dark colors, I'm thinking I could use geometric patterns like this:
>> <<
All you need to do for the illusion of smallness is carry a poster of J.Lo around. :-p
 
  • #4,471
Moonbear said:
Oh, oh, oh, wait! SOS, you could have a bikini tattooed on...imagine the double-takes at the beach! :smile:
:smile: You mean something like this?

http://img50.echo.cx/img50/4213/bodypaint95bs.jpg

This gal is modeling my marketing idea for Huck's melon juice business.
 
  • #4,472
Moonbear said:
SOS, you could have a bikini tattooed on...imagine the double-takes at the beach! :smile:
A highly approved idea! I've seen women wearing body paint instead of real clothes and it takes a pretty careful examination to realize that they're naked.
 
  • #4,473
Or...for Halloween next fall...

This one?

http://img235.echo.cx/img235/574/bodypaint63sa.th.jpg

or this one?

http://img235.echo.cx/img235/3961/bodypaint25ma.th.jpg

The pumpkin is more in keeping with the holiday...
 
  • #4,474
SOS2008 said:
:smile: You mean something like this?

http://img50.echo.cx/img50/4213/bodypaint95bs.jpg

This gal is modeling my marketing idea for Huck's melon juice business.
Is this that latex paint on clothing?

I wish I could market the idea. I think it would really take off. I could sell it to Hugh Heffner. We could call it Heffner's Heifers. Virgin milk.
doesn't have to be true. Guys will eat it up anyway.
 
  • #4,475
SOS2008 said:
Or...for Halloween next fall...

This one?

http://img235.echo.cx/img235/574/bodypaint63sa.th.jpg
The pumpkin is more in keeping with the holiday...
That one for Kerrie, I'd figure. You'd really have to get going on the project if you want to achieve that level of ripeness by Hallowe'en. Do you require assistance? :-p

SOS2008 said:
or this one?

http://img235.echo.cx/img235/3961/bodypaint25ma.th.jpg
More samples, please. Too small a reference base. :devil:

I got to get me a paintbrush... :-p
 
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  • #4,476
SOS2008 said:
:smile: You mean something like this?

http://img50.echo.cx/img50/4213/bodypaint95bs.jpg

This gal is modeling my marketing idea for Huck's melon juice business.

:smile: That's too funny!
 
  • #4,477
SOS2008 said:
Or...for Halloween next fall...

This one?

http://img235.echo.cx/img235/574/bodypaint63sa.th.jpg

:smile: I guess when she tells her kid she found him/her in the pumpkin patch, it'll be the truth! :smile:
 
  • #4,478
hm.. chest.. what else is new on PF
 
  • #4,479
Moonbear said:
:smile: I guess when she tells her kid she found him/her in the pumpkin patch, it'll be the truth! :smile:
Can someone update me when she has her kid? I want to knoe his name, address, everything, so I can show him the picture of his mom. :-p :devil:
 
  • #4,480
cronxeh said:
hm.. chest.. what else is new on PF

LOL! I love when they have Sharon Osbourne on interviews. When she says "chest" in her very proper British accent, she could just as easily be talking about puppies; it sounds like something cute. Say it with an American accent, and it sounds crass.
 
  • #4,481
yes well.. my russian accent makes all the girls cream when I say it :smile:
 
  • #4,482
Moonbear said:
LOL! I love when they have Sharon Osbourne on interviews. When she says "chest" in her very proper British accent, she could just as easily be talking about puppies; it sounds like something cute. Say it with an American accent, and it sounds crass.
That's because the British speak very deliberately. Sharon accentuates the t's. In American slang it all kind of runs together really quickly. By the time you realize what you're hearing it's already over. Hmm, why does that sound familiar?
 
  • #4,483
Huckleberry said:
By the time you realize what you're hearing it's already over. Hmm, why does that sound familiar?

:rolleyes: Your aim might be just a weeeee bit off if ears have something to do with it. :rolleyes:
 
  • #4,484
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: Your aim might be just a weeeee bit off if ears have something to do with it. :rolleyes:
What? You mean ears have nothing to do with it? I can't think of a better place to keep them. Well, maybe I could :rolleyes:
 
  • #4,485
Huckleberry said:
What? You mean ears have nothing to do with it? I can't think of a better place to keep them. Well, maybe I could :rolleyes:

I have a better use of ears. Now, you just whisper into my ear what you have in mind and I'll let you know if you need to adjust your aim. :-p
 
  • #4,486
Moonbear said:
I have a better use of ears. Now, you just whisper into my ear what you have in mind and I'll let you know if you need to adjust your aim. :-p
:blushing: What's this for? :-p He doesn't even have any ears. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,487
Huckleberry said:
:blushing: What's this for? :-p He doesn't even have any ears. :biggrin:

Nope, but he has a tongue. :-p
 
  • #4,488
Moonbear said:
Nope, but he has a tongue. :-p
Well thank goodness for that! It's bad enough he's got no ears. How does he keep his head from slipping off the pillow at night?
 
  • #4,489
Moonbear said:
:smile: I guess when she tells her kid she found him/her in the pumpkin patch, it'll be the truth! :smile:
I always thought that pumpkins have bigger leaves, but in this case it would be preferable to have it pruned. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,490
Huckleberry said:
Well thank goodness for that! It's bad enough he's got no ears. How does he keep his head from slipping off the pillow at night?

Well, he nestles it in between...darn, can't say that either. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,491
Moonbear said:
Well, he nestles it in between...darn, can't say that either. :biggrin:
Sure you can. Nobody here but us perverts.
 
  • #4,492
Danger said:
Sure you can. Nobody here but us perverts.

Yep, there, just what you were thinking. :wink:
 
  • #4,493
go to sleep all of you!

lack of sleep contributes to a slower performance which adds to to profit loss to your Universities and subsequent loss for tax payers, which in turn results in an inflated prices on Chinese imports and a tsunami off the coast of India

There, you thought I didnt know Chaos theory, ha!
 
  • #4,494
cronxeh said:
go to sleep all of you!

lack of sleep contributes to a slower performance which adds to to profit loss to your Universities and subsequent loss for tax payers, which in turn results in an inflated prices on Chinese imports and a tsunami off the coast of India

There, you thought I didnt know Chaos theory, ha!

I think you're the one suffering from sleep deprivation there! I want to sleep! I really do! I'm just not sleepy yet. Hopefully soon.
 
  • #4,495
cronxeh said:
go to sleep all of you!

lack of sleep contributes to a slower performance which adds to to profit loss to your Universities
I don't have a university. All there is to do tomorrow is go to work, and I can sleep as much as I need to there.

cronxeh said:
There, you thought I didnt know Chaos theory, ha!
Are you kidding? This thread is entirely based upon it. :-p
 
  • #4,496
I have a final exam in exactamundoishly 5 hours 31 minutes and I need to sleep for maybe.. i donno.. I am afraid if i shut my eyes right now and then I'll just wakeup in 10 hours

i set up 3 alarm clocks.. all at 6 am.. let's see if i wakeup then. ill make sure to post when i wakeup

over and out
 
  • #4,497
cronxeh said:
I have a final exam in exactamundoishly 5 hours 31 minutes and I need to sleep for maybe.. i donno.. I am afraid if i shut my eyes right now and then I'll just wakeup in 10 hours

i set up 3 alarm clocks.. all at 6 am.. let's see if i wakeup then. ill make sure to post when i wakeup

over and out

I hate those sort of mornings! Make sure one of those alarm clocks is set across the room so you have to get out of bed to shut it off.

That's one thing I miss about dorm life. When I really needed to wake up, if I hit the snooze button one too many times, my roommate hit me with something thrown from across the room...that was guaranteed to wake me up! :smile:
 
  • #4,498
I agree with Moonbear.

Since she has agreed with me three times in a row tonight I felt like I really had to make the effort. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,499
Ivan Seeking said:
I agree with Moonbear.

Since she has agreed with me three times in a row tonight I felt like I really had to make the effort. :biggrin:

I did? I must be more tired than I thought. I'll try not to do that again. :-p
 
  • #4,500
Moonbear said:
I did? I must be more tired than I thought. I'll try not to do that again. :-p
I should say so! You're really slipping, girl. :biggrin:
 

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