Townies vs Country Folk: Health & Stress

[wolram]

I spent a summer in England as a teenager. I found plenty of wildlife there, if you know what I mean .

I am aghast Lisab us country folk don't know what townies get up to, apart from tossing the odd welly our fun comes from country walks.

 

[Bandersnatch]

WOLRAM! I HAVE SENT YOU THE CHAMPAGNE! I HAD TO ASK NSA WHERE YOU LIVE! ALSO, I HAD TO MAKE THE POSTMAN PROMISE HE'D MAKE SURE IT WAS YOU AND NOT A SASQUATCH. I TOLD HIM TO USE THE PASSPHRASE: 'GOOD MORNING', TO WHICH YOU MUST GIVE THE RESPONSE: 'I'M NOT A SASQUATCH'. ONLY THEN HE'LL HAND YOU THE CHAMPAGNE.
ALSO, ALSO, I HAVE TO SCREAM TO GET TO YOU IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS - HENCE THE CAPS. BUT WE'RE SO FAR AWAY IT ALL GETS MUFFLED ANYWAY - HENCE THE SMALL PRINT!

 

[wolram]

Thanks Bandersnach, we country folk are fed up with scrumpy, we only want the best champagne for a change